“In between takes, he was staring at Jessica’s ass in the most obvious of ways,” a witness tells UsMagazine.com. “He wasn’t being sly about it and would just watch her every move. He flirts with ugly girls, so you can imagine how crazy for Jessica Simpson he was. She almost seemed like she couldn’t wait to change into her jeans, but she was a good sport about it and kind of laughed it off.”
So basically Jeremy Piven took one look at Jessica Simpson and followed the same thought process every drunk guy has when he spots a fat chick at the bar. “There could be a vagina under there, and there could not be. — I’ll do it.” If she knew how to read, I’d actually feel sorry for Jessica Simpson.