Madonna wants to adopt again

December 19th, 2008 // 76 Comments

- Madonna wants to adopt another child despite her divorce from Guy Ritchie. With a full schedule of touring on her plate, sources say she’s going the old-fashioned route: Bear traps and lollipops. [Star]

- Jeremy Piven tried to say he had mono before switching to his sushi-induced mercury poisoning excuse for bailing on a Broadway play. Personally, I think he should’ve gone with cat AIDS, but hey, we can’t all be professionals. [TMZ]

- David Copperfield broke an assistant’s arm during a magic trick last night. “Many people assume that the death-defying illusions I do onstage are not dangerous,” he said before adding “Which is why I let the interns do all the crazy shit. Otherwise, no supper. SHAZAM!” [E! Online]

- The Duggar Family, stars of TLC’s 17 Kids and Counting and followers of the insane Quiverfull movement, welcomed an 18th child last night and are already talking about a 19th. Somewhere, Angelina Jolie is giving her uterus the pep talk of its life. It’s on, fuckers! [People]

Photos: WENN
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  1. Lloyd

    Wow a white family with lots of kids for once. Usually it’s the spics and negroids pumping out little darkie ghetto trash

  2. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Yikes!!! I guess adoption would be her only choice…. with that spread she could never hold a child inside or her with out it falling out…..I mean if she had a hiccup with her mouth closed, the vacuum would suck the guitar right out of her hand and straight up that sewer hole cunt of hers….

  3. Delgo

    Seriously, Turtle – smoke more weed.

  4. pirhan

    I wonder if it’s difficult to find those pictures of Madonna.

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  6. will

    I think they just had their 19th kid, not 18th…….

  7. Michael from WA

    close your bloody legs skeletor!

  8. schadenfreudelicious

    omfg..those inner thighs just scared the bejezuz outta me…she looks like some freakish mutant elf…close your legs and cover that shit up…your terrifying your kids!!

  9. be honest: WHAT IS EXACTLY GRANDMA’S POINT HERE, folks?

  10. Ada

    The last time I heard the term Quiverfull was when Andrea Yates drowned her kids to save them from Satan. Her crazy preacher was big on Quiverfull doctrine.

    Why the hell is TLC covering these fucked-up people’s attempts to overrun the country with their neglected, retarded, home-schooled kids?

  11. Hideous

    hideous. she was never hot. or good at acting. just because your face is symmetrical does not make you good at shit.

  12. big baby jesus

    the duggers will end up with a lot of gay boys if they keep at it. and ironically, it’s god’s plan.

  13. Madge the Vadge

    Madge please stop flashing your fossilized Vadge at us….. you are scaring me!!!!!

  14. chrissi

    she looks like skeletor from the masters of universe

  15. Ann Odam

    The only thing Madonna needs to adopt is sensible eating habits. Must try food containing ‘calories’. Lay off the dead flies and whatever else Pharaoh’s personal physician has been recommending. Here’s the important bit: keep it down so that it has a chance to metabolize. Some of it may turn into fat, but that isn’t always a bad thing. A sensible amount of body fat helps keep one from looking like the ‘before’ picture in an ad for a crematorium. Or the ‘after’ picture in an ad for a vomitorium…

  16. Madge the Vadge

    I’m hoping that the photo of Madge’s Vadge is only a shadow, otherwise she needs depend undergarments…. nanna nappies… looks like she pissed herself.

    EWWW MUCH??

  17. Evil Father Time

    She couldn’t look less feminine. She’s turning into a transvestite. One with a pretty good face but Michael Phelps’ body. Good for her health, bad for my weenie.

  18. what's really going on ?

    when did keith richards start doing drag?

  19. MDiz

    FUCK SAKES SKELETOR…..PUT DOWN THE LES PAUL… YOU’RE RUINING THE GIBSON NAME!

  20. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

    harumph

  21. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

    harumph

  22. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

    harumph

  23. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

    harumph

  24. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

    harumph

  25. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

    harumph

  26. Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

    harumph

  27. jenny

    madonna looks like a lepricon

  28. Ted from Mazula

    She should adopt a personality.

  29. Greg!

    Man, Alice Cooper looks like shit!

  30. MadonnaMakesMeCelebit

    I know the reason why she keeps adopting, because no one wants to fuck her. A-rod never had an affair with her, he just needed to get a devorce from his crazy fucking wife!

  31. MadonnaMakesMeCelebit

    I know the reason why she keeps adopting, because no one wants to fuck her. A-rod never had an affair with her, he just needed to get a devorce from his crazy fucking wife!

  32. I have never seen more unsightly thighs in my life. Even a 500 pound chick has sexier thighs than her, but however I do admire Madonna for being such a humanitarian. She just needs to realize that she’s not so young anymore. Ewww just nasty.

  33. Jen

    It looks like shes trying to shove the git fiddle(guitar) up her knarly pussy! I bet five dollars it will fit.. mudhole bitch!

  34. Jen

    It looks like shes trying to shove the git fiddle(guitar) up her knarly pussy! I bet five dollars it will fit.. mudhole bitch!

  35. Penny

    I feel sorry for the kids in the Duggar family. Especially the girls.

  36. Make more white babies

    The quiverfull doctrine is right. We need more white population or else the likes of SueMe will take over this country. And then let’s see how well things are run. There is not one decent country in all of Africa run by blacks. They are 100,000 years behind us biologically. Closer to being animals which is why they make good athletes and bad scholars generally although not without a few exceptions.

    Name one truly famous black scientist.

  37. joejoe

    Other than George Washington Carver, Daniel Hale Williams, Lloyd Quarterman, Percy Julian, Charles Drew or Patricia Bath there aren’t any.

  38. Jen

    Who ever wrote number 69 is a racist fuck

  39. Jibbly Biggins

    #69 You know, being an uneducated douche does not help your claims. Our country needs more people interested in science, irrespective of race. Who is willing to bet the Duggar kids weren’t home schooled about any scientific theory such as evolution or the big bang ?

    Some famous black doctors and inventors :

    George Washington Carver
    (1865?-1943) Born into slavery in Missouri, Carver later earned degrees from Iowa Agricultural College. The director of agricultural research at the Tuskegee Institute from 1896 until his death, Carver developed hundreds of applications for farm products important to the economy of the South, including the peanut, sweet potato, soybean, and pecan.

    Dr. Charles Richard Drew
    (1904-1950) Born in Washington, D.C., Drew earned advanced degrees in medicine and surgery from McGill University in Montreal, Quebec, in 1933 and from Columbia University in 1940. He is particularly noted for his research in blood plasma and for setting up the first blood bank.

    Emmett Chappelle
    (1925-) Born in Phoenix, Arizona, Chappelle earned a B.S. from the University of California and an M.S. from the University of Washington. He joined NASA in 1977 as a remote sensing scientist. Among Chappelle’s discoveries is a method (developed with Grace Picciolo) of instantly detecting bacteria in water, which led to the improved diagnoses of urinary tract infections.

  40. Madonna = Ick. Remember when she used to be hot?

  41. JJ

    Like Madonna can play guitar…

  42. bitingontinfoil

    Jeremy Piven’s worried about the mercury levels in sushi?? Hmmm…prolly pregant.

  43. The only thing Madonna needs to adopt sensible eating habits. Should “try calorie foods”. Dead bees take off and something that Pharaoh’s personal physician recommends. Here is the important bit: it put down so that it has a chance to metabolize. Some of this could turn into fat, but that’s not always a bad thing. A sensible amount of body fat helps such as ‘before’ picture from looking up in an advertisement for a cremation. Or in an advertisement for a vomitorium ‘after’ picture …

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