- Madonna wants to adopt another child despite her divorce from Guy Ritchie. With a full schedule of touring on her plate, sources say she’s going the old-fashioned route: Bear traps and lollipops. [Star]
- Jeremy Piven tried to say he had mono before switching to his sushi-induced mercury poisoning excuse for bailing on a Broadway play. Personally, I think he should’ve gone with cat AIDS, but hey, we can’t all be professionals. [TMZ]
- David Copperfield broke an assistant’s arm during a magic trick last night. “Many people assume that the death-defying illusions I do onstage are not dangerous,” he said before adding “Which is why I let the interns do all the crazy shit. Otherwise, no supper. SHAZAM!” [E! Online]
- The Duggar Family, stars of TLC’s 17 Kids and Counting and followers of the insane Quiverfull movement, welcomed an 18th child last night and are already talking about a 19th. Somewhere, Angelina Jolie is giving her uterus the pep talk of its life. It’s on, fuckers! [People]
Me | December 19, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Anyone posting after Me likes to eat out Madonna’s crusty old vagina
lisa | December 19, 2008 at 4:32 pm
oh use a condom ffs.
mimi | December 19, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Don’t be stupid, ME!
WE wouldn’t want to disturb YOU!
Obama the Messiah | December 19, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Some of those duggar girls are hot. They will make fine porno actress’ some day.
blank | December 19, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Her old vagina is worth more than every one of you from #1 and beyond!
necessaryROUGHness | December 19, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Can someone put a lock on this woman’s uterus…btw these kids are as special as a litter of puppies…
Seiza | December 19, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Please stop using those pictures of Madonna in fishnets. They make me itchy and want to scratch all my skin off so I can feel clean again.
Marius | December 19, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Someone stop this tranny from stealing all babies in the world.
People think Michael Jackson is crazy. He said he want a kid of every race in the world. But this Madonna-dude has actually started getting them.
necessaryROUGHness | December 19, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I knew having babies wasnt that laboring…
Ralph | December 19, 2008 at 5:01 pm
#3 Do you have some psychological disorder posting to yourself on the internet?
Randal | December 19, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Madonna is nothing but a class act when it comes to being a loving mother for the children she takes care of. It’s very big of her to become responsible for so many beautiful children but it’s also a shame she can’t help each and everyone of them.
I tip my hat to you, Madonna.
Randal
Ashton Moore | December 19, 2008 at 5:07 pm
That’s a whole lotta Fiveheads.
Mcfeely Smackup | December 19, 2008 at 5:10 pm
It sickens me that TLC is pimping and glamorizing these mentally ill people who are cranking out babies like taking a shit.
This is a sickness and they need help, not enablement. Those kids are going to grow up with a whole new generation of emotional problems.
YO MAMMA | December 19, 2008 at 5:19 pm
18 kids? Shit. It’s a vagina, not a clown car…
I hope she sneezes and her uterus falls out.
Lisatlantic | December 19, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Please don’t give the Duggar nutjobs any free publicity. TLC is doing a fan-fucking-tastic job already.
p0nk | December 19, 2008 at 5:26 pm
if Slash were albino, this is what he’d look like.
disgusted | December 19, 2008 at 5:27 pm
that picture of madonna makes me want to vomit– YUCK!
Kahlee | December 19, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Things I never want to see:
-Nuclear Holocaust
-Global famine
-Madonna’s inner thighs
Kayleigh C | December 19, 2008 at 5:30 pm
She already has a shit load of medical problems. Her bladder collapsed and all, I don’t think God wants that. But who knows? Maybe he does want the jean skirt business to thrive.
pepper | December 19, 2008 at 5:32 pm
someone needs to introduce these dumbasses to a a little thing called contraceptive
pepper | December 19, 2008 at 5:32 pm
someone needs to introduce these dumbasses to a a little thing called contraceptive
Balls McGee | December 19, 2008 at 5:33 pm
It isn’t that unusual that she has 18 kids. What is unusual is their last name isn’t Gonzales or Washington.
justifiable | December 19, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Gaaah, those walnut-crusher thighs are just scary! Thank you, Fish, for NOT showing us her clenched stringy ass.
Mama Pinkus | December 19, 2008 at 5:46 pm
she looks like she has been embalmed
Kitahara Nanase | December 19, 2008 at 5:47 pm
#22, If they’re names were Gonzales or Washington you’d have never heard of them. And that’s the fucked up part.
matilda jeffries | December 19, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Ok the Duggar Family needs to chill the fuck out. I guess the staggering numbers depicting the world’s overpopulation means nothing to them. It’s not like there aren’t kids all over the world, let alone our own country, that are going without food, shelter, or parents and these disgusting Duggar people are just like, ya know what? fuck it. lets have some more unprotected sex tonight! that sounds awesome.
fucking dumbasses
matilda jeffries | December 19, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Ok the Duggar Family needs to chill the fuck out. I guess the staggering numbers depicting the world’s overpopulation means nothing to them. It’s not like there aren’t kids all over the world, let alone our own country, that are going without food, shelter, or parents and these disgusting Duggar people are just like, ya know what? fuck it. lets have some more unprotected sex tonight! that sounds awesome.
fucking dumbasses
ummm...yeah | December 19, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Awww…. how cute…All the little retarded white trash, sisterfuckin, seriel killers, all in a row…
justifiable | December 19, 2008 at 6:18 pm
#4 I nominate Jinger (yeah, they’re all named “J” names) as the porn actress. Or a stripper at the very least, with that name. And I bet at least two of ‘em have their tubes tied rather than be a Pez dispenser like mom.
Jamie's Uterus | December 19, 2008 at 6:48 pm
That Dugger family is out of control. I’m surprised Madonna or Jolie haven’t tried to snag one of them to add to their collection.
TNT | December 19, 2008 at 6:58 pm
#27 The world as a whole is not overpopulated, especially with birth rates declining. its a matter of distribution of resources, not lack of resources. better that people have kids who want them, instead of people who have them and abuse them or don’t care about them. you and your stupid close-minded self may believe that every kid should be aborted and no one should have them, but you may be shocked to know that *gasp* lots of married people want to have have kids together. it may be an earth-shattering concept for you, but if they want and can take care of 18 kids, good for them. its too bad more kids don’t have such loving parents. they are much more valuable to the world than ignorant dumbfucks like you
lindary | December 19, 2008 at 7:35 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
lindary | December 19, 2008 at 7:36 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Lloyd | December 19, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Wow a white family with lots of kids for once. Usually it’s the spics and negroids pumping out little darkie ghetto trash
1moreidiotintheworld | December 19, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Yikes!!! I guess adoption would be her only choice…. with that spread she could never hold a child inside or her with out it falling out…..I mean if she had a hiccup with her mouth closed, the vacuum would suck the guitar right out of her hand and straight up that sewer hole cunt of hers….
Delgo | December 19, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Seriously, Turtle – smoke more weed.
pirhan | December 19, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I wonder if it’s difficult to find those pictures of Madonna.
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will | December 19, 2008 at 11:09 pm
I think they just had their 19th kid, not 18th…….
Michael from WA | December 19, 2008 at 11:42 pm
close your bloody legs skeletor!
schadenfreudelicious | December 19, 2008 at 11:48 pm
omfg..those inner thighs just scared the bejezuz outta me…she looks like some freakish mutant elf…close your legs and cover that shit up…your terrifying your kids!!
gerard Vandenberg | December 20, 2008 at 12:12 am
be honest: WHAT IS EXACTLY GRANDMA’S POINT HERE, folks?
Ada | December 20, 2008 at 12:30 am
The last time I heard the term Quiverfull was when Andrea Yates drowned her kids to save them from Satan. Her crazy preacher was big on Quiverfull doctrine.
Why the hell is TLC covering these fucked-up people’s attempts to overrun the country with their neglected, retarded, home-schooled kids?
Hideous | December 20, 2008 at 12:44 am
hideous. she was never hot. or good at acting. just because your face is symmetrical does not make you good at shit.
big baby jesus | December 20, 2008 at 12:45 am
the duggers will end up with a lot of gay boys if they keep at it. and ironically, it’s god’s plan.
Madge the Vadge | December 20, 2008 at 5:10 am
Madge please stop flashing your fossilized Vadge at us….. you are scaring me!!!!!
chrissi | December 20, 2008 at 5:10 am
she looks like skeletor from the masters of universe
Ann Odam | December 20, 2008 at 6:05 am
The only thing Madonna needs to adopt is sensible eating habits. Must try food containing ‘calories’. Lay off the dead flies and whatever else Pharaoh’s personal physician has been recommending. Here’s the important bit: keep it down so that it has a chance to metabolize. Some of it may turn into fat, but that isn’t always a bad thing. A sensible amount of body fat helps keep one from looking like the ‘before’ picture in an ad for a crematorium. Or the ‘after’ picture in an ad for a vomitorium…
Madge the Vadge | December 20, 2008 at 8:14 am
I’m hoping that the photo of Madge’s Vadge is only a shadow, otherwise she needs depend undergarments…. nanna nappies… looks like she pissed herself.
EWWW MUCH??
Evil Father Time | December 20, 2008 at 9:39 am
She couldn’t look less feminine. She’s turning into a transvestite. One with a pretty good face but Michael Phelps’ body. Good for her health, bad for my weenie.