Jeremy Renner Knocked This Up

January 23rd, 2013 // 28 Comments
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At some point during a Golden Globes after party, Jeremy Renner thought he was having a private conversation with Eva Longoria where he’d get to bang her after telling her he just found out he got his ex pregnant just before he dumped her. Turns out other people heard that conversation, and now here we are looking at pictures of said ex because Radar figured out she’s 22-year-old Canadian model Sonni Pacheco:

According to the National Enquirer, Sonni is a 22-year-old model from Vancouver, British Columbia and the two met on the set of Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol.
“Jeremy is delighted he’s going to become a dad,” a friend told the Enquirer, adding that Sonni is living in Jeremy’s home in Los Angeles.
“He realizes it’s unconventional to have his baby mama, an ex-girlfriend, living with him and his roommate, but he just doesn’t care.”

In Jeremy’s defense, why would he care? He’s still out there living the dream of hitting on women by admitting he freely knocks them up then feels no obligation to get back together with them once he founds out. Only a select few get to taste such sweet a nectar. Kudos, Señor Hawkeye. Kudos.

Photos: Fame/Flynet


  1. Juch

    Uhm, “living with him and his roommate” – he has a roommate? Just when you think Renner might be hetero, a roommate turns up . . . ? Wtf?

  2. Nelson Mandela

    He was probably drugged out of his mind and stuck it in the nearest warm hole thinking it was his “roommate’s” ass… oops.

  3. Top actor knocks up model, how original.

    Roommate? Really? Is that code for something else?

  4. And in other news: Katie Holmes used to be hot and was also impregnated…
    Unless a sex tape is released of these two going at it, without him saying eww like a 5-year old girl, I am not buying it..

    • rico

      Gotta agree with you on that. I have never seen a picture of him with a date, he’s always solo, and all of a sudden he’s impregnated his “girlfriend”?? The guy can’t step out for a cup of coffee without paparazzi nearby and he’s had a girlfiend all this time??

  5. Nonny Moose

    Look at her. You just *know* she does anal. Jeremy slipped and went in the wrong hole, that’s all.

  6. Deacon Jones

    I’ve personally known (and banged) attention whores and star fuckers.

    They would sacrifice live puppies daily if it meant them getting their name “out there”. Costly mistake, Jeremy. Might as well start giving her $40,000 a month now. After the paternity test, that is.

  7. Sonni Pacheco Pregnant Jeremy Renner Ex-Girlfriend
    Edvard Munch
    Commented on this photo:

    Not everyone is meant to be a model.

  8. Karma's Bastard Child

    I don’t give a crap whom he has sex with. Her, Tom Cruise… I don’t care. But for some reason I start to hate Jeremy Renner more and more. He’s way overrated.

  9. Carolyn

    Incredibly stupid man. She’s just as dumb even though she probably thinks she’s smart getting knocked up by a guy with $$.
    What man his age has a roommate?

  10. Annie

    I can’t help but think this is just a distraction from the brawl at a gay brothel in Asia last year. More than having a gay partner, the fact that he was paying for sex from underage men is really worrisome for a movie star. At least that’s the rumor. Better kill it with fire and what better way then a pregnant young model.

  11. Sonni Pacheco Pregnant Jeremy Renner Ex-Girlfriend
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    I think she looks better in that tank top,

  12. Critical Cretin

    She probably has dog breath.

  13. I’m confused, this isn’t Tom Cruise. Unless he looks completely different when naked. Can we ask John Travolta for confirmation?

  14. cc

    Being serious here for a moment…don’t other women get embarrassed when they contemplate that an enormous number of women who’ll fuck pretty much anyone who is rich and/or famous?

    • eggs

      Pretty much yes. But once you consider evolutionary biology, it’s easier to digest. And realizing that 1. not everyone has depth 2. not everyone considers dignity important. They apply to both sexes.

  15. She’s beautiful. Why is it that gay dudes get the best looking women?

  16. mouse

    Looks like somebody borrowed K-Fed’s copy of the Pimp Handbook. Homegirl might not be destined to be a supermodel, but she’s set for life now.

  17. Sonni Pacheco Pregnant Jeremy Renner Ex-Girlfriend
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    She’s Canadian

  18. anonym

    meh. girls with tits.

    I’ve seen better.

    and wasn’t Jeremy gay ?

  19. I dont understand. Is this chick a gay dude?

  20. Mike

    I cant standths prune face! A 43 year old who hapened to be a former makup artist, and ylist? Oh yeah…er…he’s not gay! The only reason he allowed her to even keep the child was because of thinking over, and over of how he was going to bash gay rumors. Jeremy s a loser in my eyes. Knocking up a 22 year old. He had the audacity to call Kim Kardashian stupid, and yet believes his ex who is now apparently his girlfriend AGAIN actually loves him enough to be the other of his child. Please! The bitch is using him for fame, and money! She is actually a wet t sht model people. Not a model for clothes! Asyou see clerly she doest favor them. No different then a hooker.

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