Jeremy Renner Knocked This Up
At some point during a Golden Globes after party, Jeremy Renner thought he was having a private conversation with Eva Longoria where he’d get to bang her after telling her he just found out he got his ex pregnant just before he dumped her. Turns out other people heard that conversation, and now here we are looking at pictures of said ex because Radar figured out she’s 22-year-old Canadian model Sonni Pacheco:
According to the National Enquirer, Sonni is a 22-year-old model from Vancouver, British Columbia and the two met on the set of Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol.
“Jeremy is delighted he’s going to become a dad,” a friend told the Enquirer, adding that Sonni is living in Jeremy’s home in Los Angeles.
“He realizes it’s unconventional to have his baby mama, an ex-girlfriend, living with him and his roommate, but he just doesn’t care.”
In Jeremy’s defense, why would he care? He’s still out there living the dream of hitting on women by admitting he freely knocks them up then feels no obligation to get back together with them once he founds out. Only a select few get to taste such sweet a nectar. Kudos, Señor Hawkeye. Kudos.