Hawkeye’s Divorce Is Going Well
If you’re somehow curious about how Jeremy Renner’s divorce from Sonni Pacheco is going since he joked about Jennifer Lopez’s breasts at the Golden Globes, I hope you like sex tapes with a child abandonment twist. TMZ reports:
In Jeremy’s new legal docs — obtained by TMZ — Jeremy says Sonni repeatedly admitted she married him to get a green card and financial stability. He claims she repeatedly told their roommate Jeremy should be nice to her and not fight her on the green card or money issues or she’d release the embarrassing videos to TMZ … By the way, TMZ never spoke with her and we wouldn’t post such videos.
Jeremy says there are multiple issues of bad parenting on Sonni’s part, the worst of which was back in September when he was on location and she left their kid alone in the house for 15 minutes. She went in an Uber to party and never checked to see if someone was at home to care for Ava.
For her part, Sonni denies all the drinking and leaving the child alone talk, and raises Jeremy a, “You burnt the kid’s head.”
Sonni Pacheco says Jeremy is lying in his legal docs when he claims she hopped in an Uber and left their nearly 2-year-old daughter Ava alone for 15 minutes. She also says allegations that she was smoking and drinking during her pregnancy are a lie as well.
She says she did NOT stop breastfeeding because she was hitting the bottle. Sonni says she stopped because her diet was making Ava gassy.
She also says she’s a doting mom and Jeremy is spotty when it comes to caring for the kid. She mentions an incident shortly after Ava was born, claiming Ava burnt her head on his fireplace glass and he expressed no concern other than to tell her to bring over some polysporin.
What Sonni doesn’t deny is the existence of an embarrassing sex tape, so God only knows what’s on that, but let’s assume it involves sentences like, “I dunno, it just doesn’t feel the way Tom does it,” and, “Have I mentioned I’ve had sex with Tom Cruise before? The Tom Cruise. From Scientology.” *waits patiently to be sued via arrow* C’mon…