Party of Five actor Jeremy London claims to have been kidnapped last week by two men who stopped to help him change a tire. During his short time in captivity he was forced to smoke crack and buy alcohol which wouldn’t sound so strange if Jeremy London wasn’t a recovering drug addict going through a messy divorce. RadarOnline reports:
“He told officers (during the kidnapping) that he was forced to smoke dope and then purchase booze and hand it out in a gang area of Palm Springs,” Sergeant Douglas told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview.
Somehow a stunned London managed to escape at around 3 o’clock the next morning, the officer added.
“He told officers (during the kidnapping) that he was forced to smoke dope and then purchase booze and hand it out in a gang area of Palm Springs,” Sergeant Douglas told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview.
Sergeant Douglas said London was forced to smoke “dope” — crack cocaine or amphetamines. Two men were charged Wednesday over the dramatic incident, police said.
I’m sorry, I really want to believe this happened but I’m being forced at gunpoint to treat women as sex object and take naps all day. I’ll be good! Zzzz….
Photos: WENN
TITS!!!! FIRST!!!! Bangers and Mash!!!!!
Genius
This site is so dublin (t9) weak now. Fish fell off.
And don’t tell me to not visit it cause I ducking (t9) want to troll it up.
Blaow!
Fail.
So was he “forced to smoke dope? Jesus it’s in the report three freaking times!
Poor bastard. First Mallrats and now this. Poor guy just can’t get a break.
My friends do that to me every weekend.
And I don’t have a car!!!
Did I say I don’t have a car or a spare tire, yet?
i wanna be kidnapped too…i love crack
“Two men were charged”
????
“Their names were reportedly Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary, Details at 11″
Wasn’t this an episode of Six Feet Under?
I was thinking this exact same thing! David (aka Dexter) gets kidnapped and forced to smoke crack while having homoerotic fantasies about his captor.
Also, there are “gang areas” in Palm Springs? I thought Palm Springs was all holistic herbal crystal healing centers, booze/sex/drug rehab centers, and overpriced resorts for B-list actors?
I can’t believe he used the Six Feet Under excuse. So ridiculous.
Wait, so are you telling me that
“He told officers (during the kidnapping) that he was forced to smoke dope and then purchase booze and hand it out in a gang area of Palm Springs,” Sergeant Douglas told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview.”
Again, just some worthless shit to take up space.
IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND NEWS ABOUT A CELEBRITY I’VE ACTUALLY HEARD OF BEFORE?
Looks like they forced him to eat a lot too….
LMAO! I was on a strict diet and these gangbangers in So. Modesto drove me to Carl’s Jr. and force-fed me a guacamole bacon cheeseburger meal deal. Bastards substituted double curly fries, too.
Yeah, I was kidnapped and forced to spend money and buy lots of shoes, Officer…
Hey you fat pastey fuck, clean your act up or I’ll smash your head into a table.
Your not even close to being as funny as the real Richport was. Work harder.
Fuck, those Palm Springs Gangs are pretty hardcore, but they aint got shit on the Beverly Hills Gang. 90212 4 life!
One news outlet is reporting, the two suspects are going to be charged with exposing mr London to the media again. Not sure if its true…
We’ve gotta get tough on crime.
Well two people were charged. So it’s hard to believe he’d create a story and then accuse two total innocents who might have alibis. Possible, but unlikely.
That doesn’t mean the story still isn’t BS. Changing a tire? More likely he was trying to buy some meth and it went bad.
okay, the dipping commercial just started automatically and forced me off the page. Just so you know. Try to live without me.
This was an episode of Six Feet Under.
haha totallY!!! …sorry…ddn’t see that before i commented.
How did they drive around in his car if he had a flat tire? Did they actually help him change the tire first? Sharing their shit, handing out free booze….these are the nicest crackheads EVER.
That’s them Palm Springs gangs for ya.
DOPE! BLOW! SNOW! CHARLIE! …. GANGSTA TALK, RIIGHHT??!!
Oh yes, Officer- I was kidnapped also, and forced to spend money buying shoes…
pssssst: THIS IS HIS WAY FOR MASKING HIS CRACK USE!!
he’s an alcoholic anyway……..
errrm…that was actually an episode of Six Feet Under…sorry…
he’s watched one too many SNL skits…”ooh! my bad!”
What the hell happened to him! It looks like they inflated him
Jay-Zeus, I suddenly look one hell of a lot better than I thought!!!
He’s even wearing a fat guy hat. He must be the evil twin. I dunno if he’s the one from Dazed & Confused or Mallrats or Party of Five but I know he has an identical twin brother who is also an actor.