Jenny McCarthy’s still got it (I think)
Yesterday, all the hub-bub was Jim Carrey walking around in Jenny McCarthy’s bathing suit, and I didn’t think twice about it. But then, using my superior skills at investigative journalism, I discovered that Jenny McCarthy herself also wore the bathing suit during the day’s activities. (Checkmate, Chris Hansen!) One might say she’s MILF-esque with a side of “I’d probably still hit that.” I swear, it’s reporting like this that should get my face on a plaque. I’m thinking “World’s Best Internet Typer” or “Sexy Person Who Knows Words.” Yeah, that one.