Jenny McCarthy’s still got it (I think)

July 8th, 2008 // 51 Comments

Yesterday, all the hub-bub was Jim Carrey walking around in Jenny McCarthy’s bathing suit, and I didn’t think twice about it. But then, using my superior skills at investigative journalism, I discovered that Jenny McCarthy herself also wore the bathing suit during the day’s activities. (Checkmate, Chris Hansen!) One might say she’s MILF-esque with a side of “I’d probably still hit that.” I swear, it’s reporting like this that should get my face on a plaque. I’m thinking “World’s Best Internet Typer” or “Sexy Person Who Knows Words.” Yeah, that one.

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  1. tight lipped smiler

    She’s growing his chin.

  2. tight lipped smiler

    He’s growing her vagina.

  3. LizSpy

    First – so fuck you

  4. tight lipped smiler

    Trifecta. Where’s the pay booth?

  5. ph7

    Neither one is growing a career.

  6. von

    haha, they both looked pretty hot in the swimsuit!

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  7. Eminently hittable. No question.

  8. It looks better on her..

  9. aww that’s really cute.

  10. Jackson

    She had one child and is older than Kim Kardaskank and still has a better body. She also got her breast implants removed and she still looks hot.

  11. Definitely still hittable! I don’t understand her horrendous taste in men but she is still looking good for a MILF.

    Oh, #3 – you are a douche. And, even worse, a douche who can’t count! LOL

  12. Nice package though..

  13. veggi

    “Jenny, does this bathing suit make me look autistic?”

  14. nipolian

    She is the total package……great looks……great body…..talented actress…..great sense of humor……I was sad to see the twins go, but she still looks teriffic without them.

  15. Deacon Jones

    Bad move on taking them out. Jim probably cried for a week straight

  16. Harry Ballzack

    Jim Carey never WAS very funny … Just an idiot caught on film *ahem*-jackass
    Now it looks as though he has resigned himself to stealing comedy from Borat with the swim suit.
    Speaking of which …. it doesn’t say much for Jennys figure if her swim suit fits her boy-friend as good as it does her. Either that, or it says a WHOLE LOT for Careys figure.
    But alas – both of their brains together probably could’nt make a half-wit
    I have to hand it to her on her work with autism though … even if I can’t help but think she got intrested in it because of her boy-friends mental state .. or lack of one.

  17. veggi

    13- fucking terrible you moron..

    I love Jenny M. She’s funny as hell. Dirty Love is a great movie..

  18. nipolian

    “Now it looks as though he has resigned himself to stealing comedy from Borat with the swim suit.”

    Sorry but Carrey was getting laughs in a girls swim suit well over a decade before Borat was with the In Living Color’s character Vera de Milo.

    I agree much of what he has done is silly not funny but Fire Marshal Bill, Lloyd Christmas, and Officer Charlie Baileygates were all fucking hilarious.

  19. yakyak

    Harry Ballzack (#16) needs to shut your fucking pie hole. I’m sure you’re WAYYY more talented than him. Fucking dumbass. Please, go make some movies and impress us..

  20. Bigheadmike

    another hottie.

  21. When her son saw that picture he laughed so hard he shit his pants. Of course, he has emotional outbursts and shits his pants every day, so it might have been coincidental.

  22. sadie

    she looks fan-fucking-tastic, look at her legs?!!?!?!?1

  23. Jenny didn’t have her implants removed, she had them REPLACED with smaller implants.

  24. Chris

    Hey look, it’s 2 loud unfunny people at the beach!

    Anybody who says these 2 losers have comedic talent undoubtedly owns a DVD collection of all those great UPN sitcoms.

  25. havoc

    I’d stick it in her pooper if she asked me…..

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  26. I’d stick it in her pooper if she asked me…not to.

  27. Pam

    Yeah, sure, they look fine and happy together here, blah blah blah…but you just know that when he’s away from her, and with friends that he trusts, he does a KILLER impersonation of her autistic son.

  28. kat

    #23 – that’s what they do when breast implants are removed. they have to put in smaller ones because the skin is stretched. with your link i would think you should know that….

  29. RiderTyme

    I LOVE her. She admits to going down on other girls, including Jenna Jameson, indulged her former husband’s foot fetish, and has a sense of humor. Dump Jim and I’m all hers!

  30. Yikes

    29

    I would rather kiss a dog than do oral on a female. The smell alone would get to me.

  31. Licker

    30

    Are you a guy or a girl? That will say a lot.

  32. Harder Deeper

    She wouldn’t be able to stop shitting herself after I was done with her butt

  33. Ted from LA

    #30,
    The smell is the best part. I don’t understand your dog fetish, but as long as you don’t scare the horses, do your thing.

  34. IdoubleDIP

    The guy clearly makes her laugh. Probably the only reason they’re even together.

  35. Yikes

    #33

    Ted would you rather kiss a dog or lick a mans semen off his rock hard cock? I like the way my pussy smells but smelling and tasting another females pussy is gross to me because I am 100 percent straight.

  36. Ted from LA

    I’d take the dog. Yikes, you didn’t give all the details in your earlier post. 100% straight huh? I wonder if there is such a thing… kind of like a 100% altruistic act?

  37. EuroNeckPain

    The bathing suit looks much better on him.

  38. Capers

    Hey Jennie – SPRAY tan much? Over doin’ it a bit, ORANGEya?!

  39. Mongo

    “100% straight huh? I wonder if there is such a thing… ”

    Typical liberal bullshit. Me and my friends are 100% straight, I’ll guarantee you that, homo. We chase girls, we drink beer, we watch sports, and every so often somebody has a kegger and we all get shitfaced and play with each others’ nipples. Doesn’t make us even 1% gay, you fag.

    p.s. Do you work out?

  40. Yikes

    #36

    Does this mean you fantasize about being with other men? I once had a dream where I was about to give a female oral but got totally grossed out and woke up to my relief.

  41. sammy

    Dang, please keep talking about eating pussy ladies! this is a great discussion!

  42. Ted from LA

    #40,
    Never. I don’t find any physical attraction to men nor have I ever had any dreams about such things. If you look at prison behavior, male and female, it may point to the fact that none of us are 100% gay or straight. We just choose to hump our best option at the time being. That said, I have no problem with gay people at all, however, #39 was funnier than shit.

  43. Player

    So what is gay? I’m a straight guy but in high school this skinny little girlie dude came on to me and I let him suck me off after a puffed a joint. Whatever….

  44. Dennis

    #42

    Basically Ted would suck cock if he was in prison.

  45. Cata

    i think she sucks; looks and acts like a dumb blond and is loud and full of herself – Jim is quite a catch for someone like her. Jim on the other hand, has made his name based on hard work and talent; should try find decent women for a change.

  46. Cata

    i think she sucks; looks and acts like a dumb blond and is loud and full of herself – Jim is quite a catch for someone like her. Jim on the other hand, has made his name based on hard work and talent; should try find decent women for a change.

  47. Cata

    i think she sucks; looks and acts like a dumb blond and is loud and full of herself – Jim is quite a catch for someone like her. Jim on the other hand, has made his name based on hard work and talent; should try find decent women for a change.

  48. Cata

    sorry for the triple posting there…

  49. lambman

    love Jenny, she is a total MILF

  50. steffen

    LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

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