Jenny McCarthy in a bikini

January 6th, 2009 // 86 Comments

These are shots of Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey enjoying a Hawaiian getaway. While it’s awesome to see Jenny in a bikini, why does it look like she’s in excruciating pain in every single pic? I understand she leads a stressful life battling autism, but you’re on the beach, lady. And you’re with Jim Carrey whose tepid brand of humor will make anyone laugh quietly to themselves. So, live, Jenny McCarthy. LIVE, DAMN YOU! Autism isn’t going anywhere, and it’ll be there when you get back. Always :)

I should never work for Hallmark.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. wackingboy

    I’d make autistic kids with her!

  2. Val

    she looks great!

  3. wackingboy

    And SECOND!

  4. My hero

    Her body is pretty much perfect!
    By the way, why is he smelling his thumb after she bends over?

  5. Cash

    I miss her old breasts.

  6. jenny is wrong

    Jenny, give up the vaccine campaign! You are killing kids!

  7. AJ

    Nice tummy tuck!

  8. p0nk

    looks great? she looks like Johnny Winters got a boob job.
    and does anybody really think Jim Carrey is funny?

  9. I was thinking Rob Halford. What the hell happened to the one time sexiest chicagoan?

  10. Good figure on an old cock tease,,,and how soon they forget,,,,Jim Carrey didnt need writers to be funny,,,hes just not a struggling artist anymore….

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  12. PROOF THAT ALL YOU NEED IS TO BE THIN AND IMPLANTS AND WHITE MEN EVERYWHERE WILL FIND YOU THE MOST ATTRACTIVE THING ON EARTH.

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  13. dude

    Agree with #6.

    Vapid cunt.

    Nice to see her face looking about 184 years old.

  14. This Poster

    Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Jim Carrey’s tiny penis

  15. The Laughing G-D

    Caption for pic 10:

    Jim: I am gonna lose this finger…

  16. yakisir jim abimizeeee

  17. Lyra

    ahaha, i was about to say that she resembles Jim Carrey but then I remembered that she’s dating Jim Carrey. That man is hung like a stallion, check it out if you don’t believe! http://www.aaronsgayinfo.com/celebphotos/Carrey1.html

    Wow.

  18. Lia

    no, no, silly… jenny’s not battling autism anymore ~ don’t you remember how she CURED her son’s autism???? duh

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/02/mccarthy.autsimtreatment/index.html

  19. Lia

    no, no, silly… jenny’s not battling autism anymore ~ don’t you remember how she CURED her son’s autism???? duh

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/02/mccarthy.autsimtreatment/index.html

  20. Mayhem

    Wow. Fuck you Superficial Writer. Burn in hell.

  21. Mayhem

    Wow. Fuck you Superficial Writer. Burn in hell.

  22. Guest

    She’s got a weiird BIG face. . . ?

  23. Guest

    She’s got a weiird BIG face. . . ?

  24. Guest

    She’s got a weiird BIG face. . . ?

  25. Guest

    She’s got a weiird BIG face. . . ?

  26. Guest

    She’s got a weiird BIG face. . . ?

  27. Monkey's Bone

    H m m m ….
    She looks just like that stupid bastard she’s with

  28. justshoes

    OMG that’s Jim Carrey?!?!
    He’s got old && too fat for her

  29. Girl

    she’s so hot!
    except…not her face or hair
    but seiously, she looks good!

  30. Mr. Knievel

    Mr. and Mrs. Rubberface. Why the fuck don’t they do a comedy together? If they ever have a kid he’s totally gonna have a face that looks like a halloween mask.

  31. SilkyC

    Umm..whats with her shades?
    is it me or are they crooked??

  32. timmy the dying boy

    Pic #10: he sure is checkin’ out the goods there.

    I agree, her stupid vaccine comments are total crap, but I still gotta admit that those dimples of hers just won’t quit.

  33. Earl Lee

    What does tepid mean?

  34. BM

    She looks GREAT for her age! And they make a GREAT couple.. bet they’re laughing all the time!

  35. .....

    yah she has fake tits…. butttt you can tell she really works out and has a toned body.. she looks good

  36. Someone

    check out the pic #2, he walks like a woman and she walks like a man. they’re both idiots and ugly.

  37. Balack Obama

    Well, her ass is aging well :) The face, not so much…

  38. veggi

    You know, if the kid didn’t have to look at either of them, and didn’t have to watch endless viewings of their “work,” he’d probably stop rocking and banging his head against the wall.

  39. The bikini is fine but the body is pretty dated, folks!!
    ………….A HELEN MIRREN LOOKALIKE?

  40. Andrea

    Hey, now that she’s cured autism, maybe she can find a cure for Jett Travolta’s seizures!!!

    Wait….

    Never mind.

  41. Rick

    #42 – no, she’s already busy telling Jennifer Hudson how to eliminate domestic violence.

  42. Sal

    I thought she was working with Matilda Ledger to cure overdosing fag dads.

  43. Jeff Redman

    Nice cottage cheese thighs and pointy hillbilly face. Nasty!

  44. fyi

    for those inquiring minds, tepid means lukewarm.

  45. taylor

    her son died. come on… cut her some slack please.

  46. taylor

    her son died. come on… cut her some slack please.

  47. cala

    Good man

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