Wonder what Jenny McCarthy’s been up to? Of course not. But here she is anyway, vacationing in Hawaii with her boyfriend Jim Carrey. She looks pretty good for a 34-year-old, but that isn’t saying much since she’s, well, only 34. Plus she was Playboy’s 1994 Playmate of the Year. If you told me this was Rosie O’Donnell then yeah, wow, amazing. But this is like showing me a picture of myself and saying, “Dreamy.” I know. Duh.
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Hunter | August 24, 2007 at 3:17 pm
This sort of makes me think of what Jenna Jameson would look like if she didn’t have duck lips.
Biz | August 24, 2007 at 3:18 pm
FIRST! Cause you guys do it.
chimpy | August 24, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Fuckable.
sportsdvl | August 24, 2007 at 3:20 pm
She looks damn good, her only problem is her shitty taste in men – Jim Carrey? Are you kidding me? Ugly, annoying and a weenie! Give me a break. How can she stand being around him for more than 5 minutes.
hollyj | August 24, 2007 at 3:22 pm
In that first pic, why is her face pinched like she’s squeezing one out?
sandy beach | August 24, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Um, excuse me. this woman has had 2 children.
She looks better than every one of the childless bag o’ nickle butts you have had on here lately. Give credit where credit is due, man.
Texas Tranny | August 24, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Nice
FRIST!!! | August 24, 2007 at 3:26 pm
She looks AMAZING!!! She looks like she is posing though a tad…
And Biz, that would have been funny if you weren’t so second.
veggo | August 24, 2007 at 3:27 pm
I fucking love this chick. She is HELLARIOUS in “Dirty Love” which, by the way, she wrote. We could be best friends Jenny! Call me, K?
Cowgirl | August 24, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Seriously–She’s 34? She obviously does pilates.
mrs.t | August 24, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Why is she doing that Clutch Cargo thing with her mouth?
But her body looks just tremendous, I say!
Texas Tranny | August 24, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Is that camel-toe in the first pic?
Or just the seam.
ssdd | August 24, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Where is her waistline?……..
and to me yes it looks like the “outline” in pic 1 .. ugg….
mrs.t | August 24, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Tranny: what we have here is a textbook “combo”. Litlle bit of CT coupled with a poorly placed seam.
Rmc | August 24, 2007 at 3:34 pm
FINALLY a good looking girl who isnt on this site for being a coke whore porn star slut husband beater. I would love to shove into her…
Jim Carey is a flaming faggot though
justplainconfused | August 24, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Still hot, and she gets bonus points because I no longer see Amy Winehouse when I open the page.
Cowgirl fish fry | August 24, 2007 at 3:37 pm
I’m surprised Fish didn’t re-direct us to some toploss pics from the days of yore: http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/003145.html
p911gt10c | August 24, 2007 at 3:38 pm
#2 You’re a loser.
Jenny’s one of those all around cool chicks. She’s a guys girl but can be incredibly sexual and sultry at the flick of a switch. Plus her minds’ much more dirty than most mens, which makes her hella hot.
ipa | August 24, 2007 at 3:42 pm
OMG, if Jim Carrey had blonde hair and grew some boobs …. wouldn’t he look a lot like Jenny McCarthy????
FRIST!!! | August 24, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Um…no
james | August 24, 2007 at 3:44 pm
I am a gay man and I would put any part of my body anywhere she wanted it because she is so fucking wonderful!!!
Please Jenny, use me however you want, I love you!!!
ipa | August 24, 2007 at 3:45 pm
big chin, big forehead .. definitely YES! she has some manly face features going on … body is ok, tho.
Jillia | August 24, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Are you kidding me!?? She looks better than alot of twenty-somethings! I think she looks great.
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 24, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I (obviously) hit it
ph7 | August 24, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Nice bod, old face. Looks pissed. That’s the problem with 34 year olds – they just get bitter and sullen.
Jillia | August 24, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Then again fish thinks the likes of Alessandra Ambrosia is the perfect woman. Get the fuck out of here. You have a really warped idea of how a woman should look.
p911gt10c | August 24, 2007 at 3:52 pm
#26 Alessandra is 95% perfect.
She’s a smoker, so the other 5% of the time, she’s about as attractive as the homeless lady puffin away on a cig down on the corner.
Jillia | August 24, 2007 at 3:58 pm
27. Sure, it’s not like she’s incredibly horrible to look at. But does anyone else find it disturbing that she weighs no more than 15 lbs. than Nicole Ritchie (sp?) but has about 10 inches on her? And no, i’m not a fatty. But what the hell, let the fatty comments begin. This outta be good.
Riotboy | August 24, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Meh. She was hotter in the 90′s or whenever she was on that game show.
/would still hit it
Jillia | August 24, 2007 at 4:00 pm
15 lbs. more* than
james | August 24, 2007 at 4:04 pm
#29… it was singled out, and she was …ummm…..yeah
james | August 24, 2007 at 4:05 pm
jillia, you fat
p911gt10c | August 24, 2007 at 4:05 pm
28.
I would find it disturbing if it was just an everyday girl or a friend, then I would show concern, however, Alessandra’s job is to be thin. Granted, some girls are just thin and that’s that. Either way, she gets paid money to be small, no matter which way she does it. Whether is proper diet and regular exercise or a steady diet of coffee, cigarettes and sugar free gum(the latter seems likely), it is the model way.
We dare not question it, we simply reap it’s rewards.
lambman | August 24, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I ALWAYS liked Jenny, ever since she was on “Singled Out” back in the day.
And this past year she’s been looking fantastic, especially for a mother of 2!
Jillia | August 24, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Oh 32, you’re superior wit has forever bruised my fragile ego. High five.
28, I hear ya. And the makeup/hair/angles/good team of skilled photoshop airbrushers make her plenty enjoyable to look at. But I get the feeling that if we saw her in person, it would be fuckin freaky.
kerpupples | August 24, 2007 at 4:23 pm
She looks fabulous.
That said, you know a star’s celebrity status is seriously questionable when they copy Victoria Beckham’s haircut.
ipa | August 24, 2007 at 4:24 pm
#35 and #28: shit, you’re talking to yourself???
Donkey | August 24, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Finally, a good looking woman.
She’s still a bitch, but she is hot.
Jillia | August 24, 2007 at 4:27 pm
God damnit! i meant 32. It’s 4:30 on a Friday, cut me some slack…
Jeans | August 24, 2007 at 4:33 pm
I think she’s great. Girls you have to rent “Dirty Love!” It is the best worst movie ever. Plus Carmen Electra is in it too!!!
Chauncey Gardner | August 24, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Decent body. Too bad about the head and the personality.
Mary Jane | August 24, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Dude, her body is bangin’, but her face is starting to look like Jim Carrey, no?
Silo333 | August 24, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I once read an interview with her where she talks about happily indulging her boyfriend’s foot fetish. God how I love this woman!
bob | August 24, 2007 at 4:50 pm
didn’t she used to have fake boobs?
Bite Me! | August 24, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Where is Victor when you need him? I think Jenny has some douche water that needs to be drunk.
havoc | August 24, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Funny and sexy? I doesn’t get any better than her.
Smokin’ little body….
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djss00 | August 24, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Wow super-fish i like’d this story the first time i read about on tmz.com like 4hours ago……
teddy | August 24, 2007 at 5:03 pm
thats a man.
p911gt10c | August 24, 2007 at 5:24 pm
43 I d/l an episode of the Howard Stern show with Jenny as the guest, one of her fave things to do in bed is to toss a guys salad!
She’s the biggest sweetheart ever.
polypam | August 24, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Comon’…she looks better than any of those other marginally talented starlets (regardless of age) that have been parading in bikinis this summer. And, she’s fucking funny as hell.