Jenny McCarthy’s New Boyfriend is Kind of a Douche

August 18th, 2010 // 70 Comments

Jenny McCarthy‘s new boyfriend Jason Toohey (above) has apparently been bragging about their relationship all over his Facebook page. The two have already moved in together and he’s already changed his profile pic so he can totally look like a badass on FarmVille. “Aw, man, that dude’s banging Jenny McCarthy. Now I gotta give him the pink cow.” RadarOnline reports:

“Still wallowing in joy after partying with Jenny McCarthy this weekend…and I’m not kidding either!” Toohey’s pal posted on Facebook in late June, to which Toohey responded:
“We all had a blast! Thanks for bringing your A game everyone was making me look good. Hahahahah.”

In fairness, I’m pretty sure I’d post it all over Facebook, too, if I was nailing a former Playmate even if she’s looking increasingly questionable in the face department. Though I’d at least be classy about it and Photoshop someone else’s head on top of hers. Someone like, oh I dunno, The Little Mermaid. But strictly for privacy’s sake. I don’t know what kind of freak you people think I am. *turns on Beauty and the Beast* Yeah, that’s right. Tell Chip to get in the cupboard, Mrs. Potts…

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Hugh Gentry
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    with that fruity body he looks like he does gay porn

  2. ohhey

    this guy’s adonis belt looks so fucking weird. what the fuck.

    • sean

      He is to old to sin with, I like to have sex with 12 year old boys.

    • dubba

      looks like they photoshopped some arms/hands going into his bannana hammock

    • GirlyGirl

      Well Jim Carey is fuckin’ hung!! This dudes body is kinda weird. After I saw how HUGE Jimmy was down south I couldn’t help but fantasize about him.

      • SU

        GirlyGirl, the problem is that once you wake up, you’re just left with you’re pocket vibrator. Nice try. You haven’t seem Jim Carey naked. You sound fat.

  3. id rather bang mulan..

    looks like a fayg. sorry but any dude who spends that much time making himself pretty is pretty fuckin suspect

  4. Zee Brat

    “Now I gotta him the pink cow” ??

  5. McFeely Smackup

    I don’t know who sounds more gay:
    “Now I gotta him the pink cow”
    or
    “this guy’s adonis belt”

    either way, I wonder how this guy feel about vaccinations and Jenny’s retard kid?

    • Kelley

      NOT nice … he is not retarded; he developed autism after a vaccine, and YOU are the retard, buddy. Bash me all you want.

      • McFeely Smackup

        bwahhaha…that is awesome.

        You are right, he’s not retarded, nor does he have autism. Her son developed perfectly normally, just a little slower than she expected (because SHE is retarded) so she declared he had autism. Now that he’s perfectly normal she’s moved on to claiming she “cured” him.

        And in case science is a bit much for you, vaccines do not now and have never caused a single case of autism. The entire idea of it was from a fraudulent research paper that has since been retracted and rejected.

        Try reading a bit, or have someone who know how read to you.

      • mafme

        Yeah and drinking milk and after breathing air, after riding in cars, after the birthing procedure, after taking a bath, after being in the sun (etc. etc.)

  6. ♫Here I am, rough you like a hurricane♫

    Who’s the male stripper for old queens? Is that really necessary? it looks like he’s hiding two babies forearms in his oblique.

  7. Snooki's Taint

    She looks like Ann Coulter. With bigger tits.

  8. Anonymous

    I don’t get it. If these two have been dating a couple months now, why is this relationship suddenly news today?

  9. Viv

    Well, doing him must be better than doing Jim Carey, just saying.

  10. Snooki's Taint

    He looks like he has a pair of arms reaching into his crotch. Work out much?

  11. jay popeski

    someone needs to lay off the side crunches!

  12. Duke

    No homo, but he can do better than Jenny McCarthy.

  13. Turd Ferguson

    Kind of a douche?
    I think taking a photo of yourself like this and posting it answers that question.

  14. Samantha

    I thought the situation had ugly abs until I saw this guy. EW.

  15. Russ

    Those are the creepiest looking hip flexors I’ve seen in my entire life. Someone needs to tell this guy to lay off the… whatever makes you look like that.

  16. Jane

    Short and jewy .looking.

    • Rook

      Wow, is “Jewy” an adjective now? And frankly it sounds like you mean it pejoratively, not just descriptively. Is true/is not true?

  17. Sobrietyisacrutch

    I thought Christian Bale got that role in “American Pyscho”?

  18. When good girls gone rough

    Ta Ta Toohey! I wonder what stern is doing these days…..

  19. tom

    lol, dudes got big nuts, too bad they havent descended yet. /gay

  20. jenna

    TINY PENIS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dun dun dunnnnn.

  21. Rhialto

    Are his kidneys trying to jump out of his stomach?!

  22. chopchop

    His face is saying “Pauly Shore” and his body says “Situation with his hands down his pants”. Ick, nast.

  23. Uncle Eccoli
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    What’s wrong with his STOMACH?!?! It looks like there’s somebody behind him reaching around into his pants!!

  24. I have no idea who this person is.

    I’d take anonymity over my claim to fame being the guy who scoops up Fire Marshall Bill’s leavings.

    What’s Kato Kaelin up to these days? He’s more famous than this douche.

  25. kz

    Isn’t Jenny a mom? I dunno, I think she’s too old to be dressed like that. Whatevs.

  26. LivewireT

    He looks like that guy from Terminator–”Have you seen this boy?”

  27. anonymous

    He looks like he just finished raping some inmate in the prison showers.

  28. perrobichi
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    She looks like effin’ Dina Lohan in those pixs

  29. perrobichi
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    Jenny looks like effin’ Dina Lohan in those pixs.

  30. spon

    This little self-absorbed bastard… photoshopped forearm abs… looking down, eyes up to make himself look bigger, flexing his traps & abs… he’s probably a little doughy when he’s not flexing & adjusting the light.

    He’d fit in well w/ Cuntdashian. They seem to be equally self-absorbed

  31. Alli Watermelon

    She’s going back to her old ways it seems. She was much classier (or classier acting) when she was with Jim Carey.

  32. Commented on this photo:

    This is freaking me out on so many levels I don’t even know where to start…

    Why the fuck is Gabriel Byrne’s head attached to some gym rat’s body, and when did abs start developing into forearms that probably end in hands cupping people’s balls???

  33. mafme
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    it looks like there’s a giant ant head in his abdomen eating his lower intestines. Is that horrible photoshopping or is he really some kind of freak?

  34. captain america

    well, HE IS PREGNAT OF ALIENS, folks?

  35. ara
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    his stomach is creepy!

  36. Michelle

    That is the creepiest six pack I have ever seen!

  37. roma
    Commented on this photo:

    oh yeah, he’s had a cockmeat sandwich.

  38. roma
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    she’s way too hot to be dating a gay pron star.

  39. What a fag

    LOOKS LIKE A GIANT SHOE KICK ON HIS TORSO!!

  40. Rook

    I’ll say this. He looks short and like he’s got a problem with being that way…hence some serious overcompensation! (Are any dudes who really work out reading this? WTF effed-up crap does one do to get those.. totally grody arms/handles instead of nice little deep-cut sex lines?

  41. blahblahblah
    Commented on this photo:

    holy shit what has that man been doing to his poor Obliques!

  42. LEB

    His lovehandles look like an extra set of arms reaching into his package. Freaky.

  43. Ana Carolina

    I like his undies…. wish he had a bigger package though

  44. mrmichaelreeves2@gmail.com
    Commented on this photo:

    wow……..you are still the hottest playmate ever

  45. i kicked his ass

    He is a douche. High (allegedly) on meth at his sister’s wedding, hitting on his cousin, called his mom a whore and assaulted his dad. By the time he got to me I was done with his stupid ass. So I kicked it and tossed him out. He wasn’t happy but oh well.

  46. Red In A Gray World

    OMG, he looks like a ‘roided out Adrian Pasdar.

    Nathan, you know damn well the President shouldn’t be taking skeevy Myspace bathroom pics. Especially when your chest looks deformed.

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