Jenny McCarthy‘s new boyfriend Jason Toohey (above) has apparently been bragging about their relationship all over his Facebook page. The two have already moved in together and he’s already changed his profile pic so he can totally look like a badass on FarmVille. “Aw, man, that dude’s banging Jenny McCarthy. Now I gotta give him the pink cow.” RadarOnline reports:
“Still wallowing in joy after partying with Jenny McCarthy this weekend…and I’m not kidding either!” Toohey’s pal posted on Facebook in late June, to which Toohey responded:
“We all had a blast! Thanks for bringing your A game everyone was making me look good. Hahahahah.”
In fairness, I’m pretty sure I’d post it all over Facebook, too, if I was nailing a former Playmate even if she’s looking increasingly questionable in the face department. Though I’d at least be classy about it and Photoshop someone else’s head on top of hers. Someone like, oh I dunno, The Little Mermaid. But strictly for privacy’s sake. I don’t know what kind of freak you people think I am. *turns on Beauty and the Beast* Yeah, that’s right. Tell Chip to get in the cupboard, Mrs. Potts…
Photos: Splash News
with that fruity body he looks like he does gay porn
….and your point?
this guy’s adonis belt looks so fucking weird. what the fuck.
He is to old to sin with, I like to have sex with 12 year old boys.
looks like they photoshopped some arms/hands going into his bannana hammock
Well Jim Carey is fuckin’ hung!! This dudes body is kinda weird. After I saw how HUGE Jimmy was down south I couldn’t help but fantasize about him.
GirlyGirl, the problem is that once you wake up, you’re just left with you’re pocket vibrator. Nice try. You haven’t seem Jim Carey naked. You sound fat.
id rather bang mulan..
looks like a fayg. sorry but any dude who spends that much time making himself pretty is pretty fuckin suspect
Agreed.
“Now I gotta him the pink cow” ??
Lame Farmville reference.
I don’t know who sounds more gay:
“Now I gotta him the pink cow”
or
“this guy’s adonis belt”
either way, I wonder how this guy feel about vaccinations and Jenny’s retard kid?
NOT nice … he is not retarded; he developed autism after a vaccine, and YOU are the retard, buddy. Bash me all you want.
bwahhaha…that is awesome.
You are right, he’s not retarded, nor does he have autism. Her son developed perfectly normally, just a little slower than she expected (because SHE is retarded) so she declared he had autism. Now that he’s perfectly normal she’s moved on to claiming she “cured” him.
And in case science is a bit much for you, vaccines do not now and have never caused a single case of autism. The entire idea of it was from a fraudulent research paper that has since been retracted and rejected.
Try reading a bit, or have someone who know how read to you.
Yeah and drinking milk and after breathing air, after riding in cars, after the birthing procedure, after taking a bath, after being in the sun (etc. etc.)
Who’s the male stripper for old queens? Is that really necessary? it looks like he’s hiding two babies forearms in his oblique.
his torso looks like this
http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k440/zugzug08/3204.jpg
Lol nice
I was thinking more Predator mandibles. But either way this guy can die.
he looks like goro from mortal combat playing with himself
She looks like Ann Coulter. With bigger tits.
Love your alias, funny as hell ! :)
I don’t get it. If these two have been dating a couple months now, why is this relationship suddenly news today?
Well, doing him must be better than doing Jim Carey, just saying.
He looks like he has a pair of arms reaching into his crotch. Work out much?
OMG it does!! EWWW
hah, holy shit. now that you said that I can’t get the image of him having Kuato’s little mutant arms jammed into his undies.
(go watch Total Recall again if you don’t get it)
Jenny, start the reactor!
HAHAHAHA I was so gonna make a Kuato reference. Kudos
If you stare into his bizzaro belly you can see the face of the Predator peering back!!! You one ugly mudda fucker…..
someone needs to lay off the side crunches!
No homo, but he can do better than Jenny McCarthy.
Kind of a douche?
I think taking a photo of yourself like this and posting it answers that question.
I thought the situation had ugly abs until I saw this guy. EW.
Those are the creepiest looking hip flexors I’ve seen in my entire life. Someone needs to tell this guy to lay off the… whatever makes you look like that.
Short and jewy .looking.
Wow, is “Jewy” an adjective now? And frankly it sounds like you mean it pejoratively, not just descriptively. Is true/is not true?
I thought Christian Bale got that role in “American Pyscho”?
Christian Bale. mmmmmmm. Yum. ;)
Ta Ta Toohey! I wonder what stern is doing these days…..
lol, dudes got big nuts, too bad they havent descended yet. /gay
TINY PENIS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dun dun dunnnnn.
Are his kidneys trying to jump out of his stomach?!
His face is saying “Pauly Shore” and his body says “Situation with his hands down his pants”. Ick, nast.
What’s wrong with his STOMACH?!?! It looks like there’s somebody behind him reaching around into his pants!!
I have no idea who this person is.
I’d take anonymity over my claim to fame being the guy who scoops up Fire Marshall Bill’s leavings.
What’s Kato Kaelin up to these days? He’s more famous than this douche.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
LMAO
Isn’t Jenny a mom? I dunno, I think she’s too old to be dressed like that. Whatevs.
He looks like that guy from Terminator–”Have you seen this boy?”
He looks like he just finished raping some inmate in the prison showers.
She looks like effin’ Dina Lohan in those pixs
Jenny looks like effin’ Dina Lohan in those pixs.
This little self-absorbed bastard… photoshopped forearm abs… looking down, eyes up to make himself look bigger, flexing his traps & abs… he’s probably a little doughy when he’s not flexing & adjusting the light.
He’d fit in well w/ Cuntdashian. They seem to be equally self-absorbed
She’s going back to her old ways it seems. She was much classier (or classier acting) when she was with Jim Carey.
This is freaking me out on so many levels I don’t even know where to start…
Why the fuck is Gabriel Byrne’s head attached to some gym rat’s body, and when did abs start developing into forearms that probably end in hands cupping people’s balls???
it looks like there’s a giant ant head in his abdomen eating his lower intestines. Is that horrible photoshopping or is he really some kind of freak?
well, HE IS PREGNAT OF ALIENS, folks?
his stomach is creepy!
That is the creepiest six pack I have ever seen!
oh yeah, he’s had a cockmeat sandwich.
she’s way too hot to be dating a gay pron star.
LOOKS LIKE A GIANT SHOE KICK ON HIS TORSO!!
I’ll say this. He looks short and like he’s got a problem with being that way…hence some serious overcompensation! (Are any dudes who really work out reading this? WTF effed-up crap does one do to get those.. totally grody arms/handles instead of nice little deep-cut sex lines?
holy shit what has that man been doing to his poor Obliques!
His lovehandles look like an extra set of arms reaching into his package. Freaky.
I like his undies…. wish he had a bigger package though
wow……..you are still the hottest playmate ever
He is a douche. High (allegedly) on meth at his sister’s wedding, hitting on his cousin, called his mom a whore and assaulted his dad. By the time he got to me I was done with his stupid ass. So I kicked it and tossed him out. He wasn’t happy but oh well.
OMG, he looks like a ‘roided out Adrian Pasdar.
Nathan, you know damn well the President shouldn’t be taking skeevy Myspace bathroom pics. Especially when your chest looks deformed.