Jenny McCarthy‘s new boyfriend Jason Toohey (above) has apparently been bragging about their relationship all over his Facebook page. The two have already moved in together and he’s already changed his profile pic so he can totally look like a badass on FarmVille. “Aw, man, that dude’s banging Jenny McCarthy. Now I gotta give him the pink cow.” RadarOnline reports:
“Still wallowing in joy after partying with Jenny McCarthy this weekend…and I’m not kidding either!” Toohey’s pal posted on Facebook in late June, to which Toohey responded:
“We all had a blast! Thanks for bringing your A game everyone was making me look good. Hahahahah.”
In fairness, I’m pretty sure I’d post it all over Facebook, too, if I was nailing a former Playmate even if she’s looking increasingly questionable in the face department. Though I’d at least be classy about it and Photoshop someone else’s head on top of hers. Someone like, oh I dunno, The Little Mermaid. But strictly for privacy’s sake. I don’t know what kind of freak you people think I am. *turns on Beauty and the Beast* Yeah, that’s right. Tell Chip to get in the cupboard, Mrs. Potts…
Photos: Splash News
ohhey | August 18, 2010 at 1:14 pm
this guy’s adonis belt looks so fucking weird. what the fuck.
sean | August 18, 2010 at 3:13 pm
He is to old to sin with, I like to have sex with 12 year old boys.
dubba | August 18, 2010 at 3:15 pm
looks like they photoshopped some arms/hands going into his bannana hammock
GirlyGirl | August 18, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Well Jim Carey is fuckin’ hung!! This dudes body is kinda weird. After I saw how HUGE Jimmy was down south I couldn’t help but fantasize about him.
SU | August 18, 2010 at 10:11 pm
GirlyGirl, the problem is that once you wake up, you’re just left with you’re pocket vibrator. Nice try. You haven’t seem Jim Carey naked. You sound fat.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 18, 2010 at 1:14 pm
id rather bang mulan..
looks like a fayg. sorry but any dude who spends that much time making himself pretty is pretty fuckin suspect
MrsEllis | August 18, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Agreed.
Zee Brat | August 18, 2010 at 1:16 pm
“Now I gotta him the pink cow” ??
atotalcad | August 18, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Lame Farmville reference.
McFeely Smackup | August 18, 2010 at 1:25 pm
I don’t know who sounds more gay:
“Now I gotta him the pink cow”
or
“this guy’s adonis belt”
either way, I wonder how this guy feel about vaccinations and Jenny’s retard kid?
Kelley | August 18, 2010 at 2:05 pm
NOT nice … he is not retarded; he developed autism after a vaccine, and YOU are the retard, buddy. Bash me all you want.
McFeely Smackup | August 18, 2010 at 2:25 pm
bwahhaha…that is awesome.
You are right, he’s not retarded, nor does he have autism. Her son developed perfectly normally, just a little slower than she expected (because SHE is retarded) so she declared he had autism. Now that he’s perfectly normal she’s moved on to claiming she “cured” him.
And in case science is a bit much for you, vaccines do not now and have never caused a single case of autism. The entire idea of it was from a fraudulent research paper that has since been retracted and rejected.
Try reading a bit, or have someone who know how read to you.
mafme | August 19, 2010 at 12:05 am
Yeah and drinking milk and after breathing air, after riding in cars, after the birthing procedure, after taking a bath, after being in the sun (etc. etc.)
♫Here I am, rough you like a hurricane♫ | August 18, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Who’s the male stripper for old queens? Is that really necessary? it looks like he’s hiding two babies forearms in his oblique.
ohhey | August 18, 2010 at 1:34 pm
his torso looks like this
http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k440/zugzug08/3204.jpg
Pseudopodia | August 18, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Lol nice
Dutch | August 18, 2010 at 3:03 pm
I was thinking more Predator mandibles. But either way this guy can die.
sokka | August 18, 2010 at 3:16 pm
he looks like goro from mortal combat playing with himself
Snooki's Taint | August 18, 2010 at 1:31 pm
She looks like Ann Coulter. With bigger tits.
Kelley | August 18, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Love your alias, funny as hell ! :)
Anonymous | August 18, 2010 at 1:32 pm
I don’t get it. If these two have been dating a couple months now, why is this relationship suddenly news today?
Viv | August 18, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Well, doing him must be better than doing Jim Carey, just saying.
Snooki's Taint | August 18, 2010 at 1:39 pm
He looks like he has a pair of arms reaching into his crotch. Work out much?
Cameo | August 18, 2010 at 1:55 pm
OMG it does!! EWWW
McFeely Smackup | August 18, 2010 at 1:58 pm
hah, holy shit. now that you said that I can’t get the image of him having Kuato’s little mutant arms jammed into his undies.
(go watch Total Recall again if you don’t get it)
That Bastard Tony | August 18, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Jenny, start the reactor!
Stuey | August 18, 2010 at 8:54 pm
HAHAHAHA I was so gonna make a Kuato reference. Kudos
Awwnuld | August 18, 2010 at 3:09 pm
If you stare into his bizzaro belly you can see the face of the Predator peering back!!! You one ugly mudda fucker…..
jay popeski | August 18, 2010 at 1:52 pm
someone needs to lay off the side crunches!
Duke | August 18, 2010 at 1:53 pm
No homo, but he can do better than Jenny McCarthy.
Turd Ferguson | August 18, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Kind of a douche?
I think taking a photo of yourself like this and posting it answers that question.
Samantha | August 18, 2010 at 1:59 pm
I thought the situation had ugly abs until I saw this guy. EW.
Russ | August 18, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Those are the creepiest looking hip flexors I’ve seen in my entire life. Someone needs to tell this guy to lay off the… whatever makes you look like that.
Jane | August 18, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Short and jewy .looking.
Rook | August 21, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Wow, is “Jewy” an adjective now? And frankly it sounds like you mean it pejoratively, not just descriptively. Is true/is not true?
Sobrietyisacrutch | August 18, 2010 at 2:04 pm
I thought Christian Bale got that role in “American Pyscho”?
jenna | August 18, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Christian Bale. mmmmmmm. Yum. ;)
When good girls gone rough | August 18, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Ta Ta Toohey! I wonder what stern is doing these days…..
tom | August 18, 2010 at 3:10 pm
lol, dudes got big nuts, too bad they havent descended yet. /gay
jenna | August 18, 2010 at 3:12 pm
TINY PENIS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dun dun dunnnnn.
Rhialto | August 18, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Are his kidneys trying to jump out of his stomach?!
chopchop | August 18, 2010 at 3:37 pm
His face is saying “Pauly Shore” and his body says “Situation with his hands down his pants”. Ick, nast.
PabloHoney | August 18, 2010 at 4:39 pm
I have no idea who this person is.
I’d take anonymity over my claim to fame being the guy who scoops up Fire Marshall Bill’s leavings.
What’s Kato Kaelin up to these days? He’s more famous than this douche.
Daryl G. | August 19, 2010 at 12:00 am
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
Jen | August 19, 2010 at 4:46 pm
LMAO
kz | August 18, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Isn’t Jenny a mom? I dunno, I think she’s too old to be dressed like that. Whatevs.
LivewireT | August 18, 2010 at 8:31 pm
He looks like that guy from Terminator–”Have you seen this boy?”
anonymous | August 18, 2010 at 8:59 pm
He looks like he just finished raping some inmate in the prison showers.
spon | August 18, 2010 at 10:15 pm
This little self-absorbed bastard… photoshopped forearm abs… looking down, eyes up to make himself look bigger, flexing his traps & abs… he’s probably a little doughy when he’s not flexing & adjusting the light.
He’d fit in well w/ Cuntdashian. They seem to be equally self-absorbed
Alli Watermelon | August 18, 2010 at 10:20 pm
She’s going back to her old ways it seems. She was much classier (or classier acting) when she was with Jim Carey.
captain america | August 19, 2010 at 12:36 am
well, HE IS PREGNAT OF ALIENS, folks?
Michelle | August 19, 2010 at 12:23 pm
That is the creepiest six pack I have ever seen!
What a fag | August 19, 2010 at 8:24 pm
LOOKS LIKE A GIANT SHOE KICK ON HIS TORSO!!
Rook | August 21, 2010 at 1:16 pm
I’ll say this. He looks short and like he’s got a problem with being that way…hence some serious overcompensation! (Are any dudes who really work out reading this? WTF effed-up crap does one do to get those.. totally grody arms/handles instead of nice little deep-cut sex lines?
LEB | August 29, 2010 at 5:23 am
His lovehandles look like an extra set of arms reaching into his package. Freaky.
Ana Carolina | September 7, 2010 at 5:58 pm
I like his undies…. wish he had a bigger package though
i kicked his ass | December 7, 2010 at 6:17 am
He is a douche. High (allegedly) on meth at his sister’s wedding, hitting on his cousin, called his mom a whore and assaulted his dad. By the time he got to me I was done with his stupid ass. So I kicked it and tossed him out. He wasn’t happy but oh well.
Red In A Gray World | April 11, 2011 at 5:38 pm
OMG, he looks like a ‘roided out Adrian Pasdar.
Nathan, you know damn well the President shouldn’t be taking skeevy Myspace bathroom pics. Especially when your chest looks deformed.