Whenever Jenny McCarthy speaks, it causes children to die horrible deaths from easily preventable diseases. Which is why I’m happy to see her return to her roots lately and just be a retarded blonde with big, fake breasts who leaves medical science in the hands of people who don’t shit themselves in public. So here she is in Miami over the weekend reminding everyone why America fell in love with her in the first place and proving that, yes, I can forgive celebrities for their crimes against humanity. So she killed a bunch of kids by scaring thousands of parents into not getting them vaccinated. Her tits are HUGE. I’m not saying I’d forgive Hitler if he had a nice pair, but I’d probably laugh if he shaved that little mustache under each nipple. I’m just a man.
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FAT BITCH
really?? what are you looking at?
she was the first girl in my spank bank
That’s still a sexy milf.
she was a fuckin riot on Singled Out. then what happened?? bangin bod but nuttier ‘an squirrel shit
No shots of her diarreah-maker? Too bad.
She can be my red riding hood. Great bod
most certainly.
She actually saved my kids life. Because of her I chose to not get my child vaccinated and not only did they not get polio and mumps, but they also didnt get autism. Thats bi-winning baby.
and thats why we may have another measles epidemic, thanks!
For a “doc” you’re rather uneducated in general as to what causes autism and what vaccines are… Yes vaccines are optional, no they don’t cause autism. The reason your “kid” doesn’t have those diseases is because the rest of us are vaccinated making it very rare to have it around in the states. Don’t travel… ever.
Who did her boob job Ponce De Leon? Guaranteed to stay soft and young way beyond the years…
What? No ass shot?
As I recall she has NO ASS to shoot!
SOO freaking hot!! Thank you for not giving up and getting fat like other ex-playmates. You mentioned “Hitler”, … makes me wonder what kind of shave job she has going on down below!!
Stupid AND ugly.
We finally know the secret to the Fountain of Youth – launch a campaign against vaccinations for childhood diseases so that all those long-suppressed diseases make a comeback (in other people’s children)! And rely on the writings of a physician who committed scientific fraud and has had his published work retracted. Then your boobs will stay nice and bouncy! But even the most psycho of boyfriends (Jim Carrey) will finally decide to disassociate himself from the harm you are causing…
A tummy tuck and a month at the gym and she’d be back to bein’ smokin.
She has no tummy TO tuck.
There was a mumps break out in my husbands office building thanks to this skank. A woman in his office is fighting Breast Cancer for the second time and can’t have immune system compromised. Thank Jenny McCarthy you self absorbed twit.
Your kid never had autism to begin with!
you’re an idiot
Um.. you are.
Baha, if you do a little googling, you’ll find that everything he said is correct.
Did she diagnose her son with autism? She had lots of doctors including those from UCLA that diagnosed her son, so thank goodness, someone finally decided to probe further and get her son the correct diagnosis. Her son was seen by specialists all around the country and everyone said he had autism – so I don’t really fault her for that. The vaccine thing – maybe. I don’t take my advice from celebrities regarding vaccines and am astounded that some people do. But I know there are vaccines I can’t get because of my allergies and have to be careful when I travel, so I’m grateful for people that do as they help protect me.
That being said, she rocks a bikini and looks awesome. I would take diet and fitness advice from her.
BTW – I read somewhere that breast implants are being linked to autism. Now that would be ironic.
If anyone is stupid enough to believe medical advice from a ‘celebrity’ they deserve a variety of diseases.
How does she stay famous? Seriously, her time has passed.
Fish dude, this is the way to start every Monday morning. A nice pair of big fake tits. please take note……..
Am I supposed to be impressed with this? She’s old, vapid, self satisfied, and fake in every way possible.
I thought this site was about hot chicks? Where are they?
Were not that advanced. give us a pair of fake tits and were happy
what does she have to say now that her vaccine theory was wrong??? has she done any interviews??
She maintains she’s still right.
I love when someone is wrong but they refuse to say so. She must be a pain in the ass to be around.
The main thing she’s done is close her “school for autistic children”. Turns out that when she found out her kid WASN’T autistic, she just didn’t give a fuck any more.
She cured autism! Why wasn’t she given the Nobel Peace Prize?
Oh that’s right, she’s really just another celebrity cracked pot that cause many families with autistic kids to go on another wild goose chase. Thanks Jenny!
wow incredible!
Note to self: Find whoever it is that is making those stupid hats and kill them.
I just with the hat was 2 sizes larger to cover her head.
They’re called Hollywood Asshats. She and Charlie Sheen are catalog models.
@ Justfiable: ^ Post of the year!
She’s wearing one of Charlie Sheen’s hats, so she must be a member of the super-secret Hollywood Warlock club.
http://www.thingsjennymccarthybelievesaboutautism.com
In related news, I just got another official reprimand for boners in the workplace. Hakuna mutata, friends.
Women do not look nearly as hot in hats as they think they do.
maybe I shoulda held on to her for a little while longer….
She doesn’t look bad for a 56 y.o.
Boobs look good, but that stomach is showing the ravages of what I assume is 6 or 7 pregnancies…looks like scrambled eggs in a hefty bag.
Have you ever actually SEEN a post-partum belly in real life? She doesn’t even look like she’s had kids.
Seriously. This is a downgrade from the ripped abs she used to have but I’ll be damned if she still doesn’t look fantastic!
I like her Adam’s Apple.
Life is just a day at the beach for an old washed up Hollywood has-been.
Wow, look at the ti- oh it’s that anti-vac a-hole b*tch, never mind.
Hey Doc, not only is there NO correlation between vaccination and autism, but correlation does not imply causation in the first place!! And by choosing not to vaccinate your children because of a MYTH that the now-defrocked MD who originally published it says “oh, sorry, I made all that crap up,” you’re now contributing to the return of horrific infectious diseases like diptheria and whooping cough! You GO BABY.
You know she can’t actually hear you, right?
I hear drinking the milk out of those expired fake tits makes you autistic.
I heard tattoo ink causes it .
Nice :) And you’ve got as much evidence as she has, to boot.
“Can you believe Autism paid for this vacation?!”
amazing!
lol disease
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I’m more interested in the info on the brunette behind her!
She may be 39 years old, a little batshit crazy, and took cock from Jim Carey…but she still looks hot.
I’d hit it and run away.