Jenny McCarthy’s House Is Full Of Tween Boners

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Earlier today a Twitter feud erupted between Jenny McCarthy and Amanda Bynes that started and ended too quickly for me to care about more than the time Jenny talked about her son’s friends’ erections and compared her vagina to deli meat. HuffPost Celebrity:

His friends come over and are already ogling… There’s gonna be tween boners everywhere this summer.

Then she said the only difference between Playboy and Maxim is that Maxim isn’t “showing any bologna.” *calls deli* “Yes, hello I’d like an order for take out, please. I’m going to need 48 bologna and cheese hoagies, hold the bread, hold the cheese and you know what, let’s go ahead and make this a delivery, I’ve already got all these candles lit.”