Jenny McCarthy’s Giant Child-Endangering Breasts Wore This And Other News

- Evan Rachel Wood married Billy Elliot. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Taylor Swift wants everyone to think she broke up with Conor Kennedy. [Lainey Gossip]

- These gorgeous girls didn’t get fit by accident. IT WAS MURDER. (I have no idea what I just said. Breasts, this link has breasts.) [theCHIVE]

- Britney Spears tapes her first live X-Factor show tonight, and already producers expect her not to make it back from her cigarette breaks on time. This should go well. [BuzzFeed]

- Agent Scully boobs, anyone? [Popoholic]

- There was a time when Pink looked like a girl. I’m shocked. [TooFab]

- Chris Christie probably won’t be allowed on FOX News again. [IDLYITW]

- The New York Times profile on Daniel Day-Lewis’ method acting is hilariously awesome. Come for the talk of making crewmembers feed him on the set of The Boxer, stay for Jared Harris anecdote about discussing Mad Men with Abe Lincoln. [FilmDrunk]

- Arianny Celeste wins Halloween until I see someone else with awesome boobs and say the same thing about them. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Basketball Wives star Draya Michele apparently thinks Halloween is a porn shoot. Is not wrong. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Star Wars no longer cares about Star Wars. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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