Jenny McCarthy’s Giant Child-Endangering Breasts Wore This And Other News

November 1st, 2012 // 25 Comments

- Evan Rachel Wood married Billy Elliot. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Taylor Swift wants everyone to think she broke up with Conor Kennedy. [Lainey Gossip]

- These gorgeous girls didn’t get fit by accident. IT WAS MURDER. (I have no idea what I just said. Breasts, this link has breasts.) [theCHIVE]

- Britney Spears tapes her first live X-Factor show tonight, and already producers expect her not to make it back from her cigarette breaks on time. This should go well. [BuzzFeed]

- Agent Scully boobs, anyone? [Popoholic]

- There was a time when Pink looked like a girl. I’m shocked. [TooFab]

- Chris Christie probably won’t be allowed on FOX News again. [IDLYITW]

- The New York Times profile on Daniel Day-Lewis‘ method acting is hilariously awesome. Come for the talk of making crewmembers feed him on the set of The Boxer, stay for Jared Harris anecdote about discussing Mad Men with Abe Lincoln. [FilmDrunk]

- Arianny Celeste wins Halloween until I see someone else with awesome boobs and say the same thing about them. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Basketball Wives star Draya Michele apparently thinks Halloween is a porn shoot. Is not wrong. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Star Wars no longer cares about Star Wars. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. cc

    I doubt you could bang the stupid out of her, but I’d still try.

  2. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    You really feel old when you remember the time when we thought she was hot and not batshit crazy. That’s 20 years ago now? In a few years she’ll be wearing that same outfit and those glasses wherever she goes to retire. I need several drinks now.

  3. Lemme guess… washed-up no-talent skank desperate for attention?

  4. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder how much she’s compensated for a hosting gig like that.
    Probably more than the average Joe makes in a year.
    I guess for women in the entertainment industry big breast implants are a sensible investment for career advancement.

  5. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Halloween Costume
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Too bad she’s bat-shit crazy. Although some say sex with crazy chicks is great. I definitely would. – Sorry, the last sentence was written by my dick.

  6. Kodos

    I’d slip her some mercury…

  7. anonymous

    I wonder what her kid is doing all alone on Halloween while she’s hosting a Halloween party?

    You know, because she on TV spouting off about how about how Jim Carrey ignored him after they broke up to anyone who would listen.

  8. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Halloween Costume
    Audrey Jo
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. She managed to look tackier than Jessica Simpson.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Very, very nice.

    I’m not just saying that because Ive been in the dark the last 4 days with no access to porn

  10. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Halloween Costume
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she trying to cover up her tts? Thats the only reason anyone looks at her.

  11. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Halloween Costume
    Ernie Rutherford
    Commented on this photo:

    Would violate her with enthusiasm at least once . Maybe she like to swallow

  12. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Halloween Costume
    Ernie Rutherford
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not a great costume . I would like some cameltoe to go

  13. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Halloween Costume
    Ernie Rutherford
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not a rocket scientist , but she’s got an IQ of at least 2

  14. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Halloween Costume
    Audrey Jo
    Commented on this photo:

    SERIOUSLY: SOMEBODY SHOULD BANG THIS CHICK.

    • YourGodBowsToMe

      Challenge accepted!! I’ll bang this bag of crazy like a Mexican Pinata on Cinco De Mayo!!

  15. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Halloween Costume
    FilthyMonkey
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Jenny McCarthy – God knows how many children didn’t get vaccines and got sick because of you. At least have the decency to leave us a sex tape. Ideally from 10 years ago but whatever.

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