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- Taylor Swift wants everyone to think she broke up with Conor Kennedy. [Lainey Gossip]
- These gorgeous girls didn’t get fit by accident. IT WAS MURDER. (I have no idea what I just said. Breasts, this link has breasts.) [theCHIVE]
- Britney Spears tapes her first live X-Factor show tonight, and already producers expect her not to make it back from her cigarette breaks on time. This should go well. [BuzzFeed]
- Agent Scully boobs, anyone? [Popoholic]
- There was a time when Pink looked like a girl. I’m shocked. [TooFab]
- Chris Christie probably won’t be allowed on FOX News again. [IDLYITW]
- The New York Times profile on Daniel Day-Lewis‘ method acting is hilariously awesome. Come for the talk of making crewmembers feed him on the set of The Boxer, stay for Jared Harris anecdote about discussing Mad Men with Abe Lincoln. [FilmDrunk]
- Arianny Celeste wins Halloween until I see someone else with awesome boobs and say the same thing about them. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Basketball Wives star Draya Michele apparently thinks Halloween is a porn shoot. Is not wrong. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Star Wars no longer cares about Star Wars. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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I doubt you could bang the stupid out of her, but I’d still try.
I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole. I would be too scared of getting her pregnant then having to deal with her bullshit.
Just tell her your sperm is a vaccine and she will get rid of the baby lickity split!
That’s the thing. If you did knock her up you wouldn’t have to deal with her shit OR take care of the kid. That is what Jim Carrey is for.
You really feel old when you remember the time when we thought she was hot and not batshit crazy. That’s 20 years ago now? In a few years she’ll be wearing that same outfit and those glasses wherever she goes to retire. I need several drinks now.
Lemme guess… washed-up no-talent skank desperate for attention?
I wonder how much she’s compensated for a hosting gig like that.
Probably more than the average Joe makes in a year.
I guess for women in the entertainment industry big breast implants are a sensible investment for career advancement.
Too bad she’s bat-shit crazy. Although some say sex with crazy chicks is great. I definitely would. – Sorry, the last sentence was written by my dick.
Thumbs down. Dumb and unfunny. Fuck off.
I’m sorry, which is the objectionable part? That she’s batshit crazy? Or that crazy chicks are super-hot in bed (because they fuck like their lives depended on it)? Like it or not, both happen to be true.
I’d slip her some mercury…
I wonder what her kid is doing all alone on Halloween while she’s hosting a Halloween party?
You know, because she on TV spouting off about how about how Jim Carrey ignored him after they broke up to anyone who would listen.
my guess he’s at home rocking back and forth.
Doc, I am so not proud of myself when you say something so wrong and I laugh anyway.
I aim to please.
Hey Frank… did Sandy fuck up your shit? or just fuck your shit up?
*after pondering the difference between those two terms and falling short of an answer*
No power or water at home, so I’m having to find other places to shit. And log on teh interwebs. (Not necessarily in that order of priority.)
Wow. She managed to look tackier than Jessica Simpson.
Very, very nice.
I’m not just saying that because Ive been in the dark the last 4 days with no access to porn
Why is she trying to cover up her tts? Thats the only reason anyone looks at her.
Would violate her with enthusiasm at least once . Maybe she like to swallow
It’s not a great costume . I would like some cameltoe to go
She’s not a rocket scientist , but she’s got an IQ of at least 2
SERIOUSLY: SOMEBODY SHOULD BANG THIS CHICK.
Challenge accepted!! I’ll bang this bag of crazy like a Mexican Pinata on Cinco De Mayo!!
Dear Jenny McCarthy – God knows how many children didn’t get vaccines and got sick because of you. At least have the decency to leave us a sex tape. Ideally from 10 years ago but whatever.