Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts And, I Dunno, Something About Creative Arts

August 18th, 2014 // 16 Comments

The Creative Arts Emmys were yesterday and honored hard-working, dedicated individuals who diligently work behind-the-scenes to create all the shows we can’t shut up about. Except none of those people have huge, fake breasts, so here’s Jenny McCarthy. Which is a shame because she’s killed people. Kids are dead because of her, and yet her breasts are so big. I genuinely hate you for putting me in this position. Anyway, either she’s pregnant or Donnie Wahlberg is. You try telling me which. It’s almost impossible to tell, right?

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  1. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Donnie Wahlberg Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    Holy shit Mark Wahlberg aged horribly after Transformers, oh wait….what? waht?..berg?

  2. Keith

    I’d forgive a global outbreak of polio for a chance to squeeze those titties.

  3. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Donnie Wahlberg Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    is that under-boob sweat???? Gross.

  4. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Donnie Wahlberg Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    Those tits are hangin’ tough.

    Sorry, I’ll show myself out.

  5. Bonky

    “Is she really going out with him?
    Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
    Is she really going out with him?
    Because if my eyes don’t deceive me
    There’s something going wrong around here….”

  6. Vaccines – No

    Breast Implants – Yes

  7. LeaMichelleMustBeStopped

    I’d throw my own baby into rush hour traffic for a rack like that.

  8. What, no anti-vaxxers chiming in? I am disappointed in the stupid demographic section of our readers.

  9. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Donnie Wahlberg Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    “Now is a good time to tell you. I know you slept with me to get to Mark. This isn’t the Transformers premier, and and your theory that immunizations causes autism is bullshit!”

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