Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts And, I Dunno, Something About Creative Arts
The Creative Arts Emmys were yesterday and honored hard-working, dedicated individuals who diligently work behind-the-scenes to create all the shows we can’t shut up about. Except none of those people have huge, fake breasts, so here’s Jenny McCarthy. Which is a shame because she’s killed people. Kids are dead because of her, and yet her breasts are so big. I genuinely hate you for putting me in this position. Anyway, either she’s pregnant or Donnie Wahlberg is. You try telling me which. It’s almost impossible to tell, right?