Jenny McCarthy Will Be Very Hairy In Playboy

June 11th, 2012 // 66 Comments
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When Jenny McCarthy announced she’d be posing nude for Playboy again to celebrate her 40th birthday, it was just assumed it’d be a nice, tasteful spread that’s basically her head Photoshopped onto the same naked, neatly-trimmed body they use for every photo. Except now she’s thrown Playboy a curveball by announcing she grew a huge 70s bush just for the shoot, and the issue literally hits any minute now. Via the typically chaste People dipping it’s toe into uncharted pubic waters:

When asked recently if she plans to bare it all, McCarthy, 39, answered without hesitation.
“What’s everything?” she said with a laugh during an interview on Today. “I mean I grew out a bush so nobody sees anything.”

EDITOR: Mr. Hefner, we either have to cancel the issue or figure out how to paint a shitload of Brillo pads black and quickly tape them on at the printers before they go out on the trucks. We need a decision now.
HUGH: Bananas hurt my teeth.
EDITOR: You. With the codebook. What’s that mean?
INTERN: *leafs through binder* It means he wants soup, sir.
EDITOR: Goddammit.

Photos: Getty

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  1. YTBOY

    WOW!!!!!!! SHE IS STUNNING!!!!

  2. it had to be said

    Who is she kidding. Playboy is just going to cut-and-paste her old head on to her young body. She actually doesn’t even need to come in for her “photoshoot.”

    • Just out of curiousity, in that 15 minute interim when you look at the headline, look at the photo, painstakingly put the two together, then post, ask yourself – would it kill you to actually read what Fish wrote? I realize it would probably add another 20 minutes to the process, but it would keep you from making a real douche of yourself.

  3. kimmykimkim

    A fucking bush?! Like we needed more reasons not to look at this shit. That is disgusting.

  4. She must not want anybody to buy the magazine and look at her pictures. But what does she care, she was paid ahead of time.

  5. Billy Rubin

    Might be interesting .

  6. mrsmass

    how long are we going to have to hear about the lead up to this stupid photo shoot. just fucking do it already. she’s giving Rihanna a run for her money in “desperate for attention” category.

  7. “Hey, we’ll use that body that we put Tara Reid’s head on.”

  8. I’m old enough to remember her issue the first time round. I have a recollection that she had the same ‘tits, arse, no baloney’ rule then, too.

    Good looking woman, always was. Pity about all the anti-vaxxer crap. All you filth dogs complaining about the possibility of seeing some pubic hair, grow up. Its perfectly natural and beautiful. Whats more, I bet your balls are shaved, too, right? No? Didn’t think so.

  9. “Mr. Hefner, you’ll be pleased to learn that we just got an advance order of 1000 copies of the Jenny McCarthy issue. From… ‘D. Radcliffe, London, England.’ “

  10. Dwayne Wade's Goatee

    I wonder if the thunder bush can hide those meaty curtains of hers. Playboy will probably photoshop them out.

  11. Ezos Relyt

    Shame on her, everyone knows public hair causes autism.

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      No, No, NO! Fake tits on the mother cause autism! We’ve been over this several times, everyone. That, and the mother being self-involved, clueless airheaded monster.

    • Pubic hair does NOT cause autism. It does, however, occasionally cause coughing and hacking followed by a hock-ptooey!

  12. Jenny McCarthy
    Commented on this photo:

    Jenny McCarthy isn’t 40 yet?

  13. Vic

    Wait…I thought Playboy went out of business last year? WTF?

  14. Dan Quayle

    Isn’t this the one that loves to fart? Maybe Playboy should make a scratch and sniff edition of a 40yr old’s gaseous post rectal discharge after she visits the Cracker Barrel

    • Hi non-drugged Dan Quayle.

      I can’t wait until you go off the reservation today and just say something completely fucked up…like:

      “Here butter monkey does another kumquat”

      • kimmykimkim

        Haha!! Now I gotta go look at all Dan’s comments! Shit! (God, please let there be a potatoe joke. Shut up, spell check.)

  15. She had a bush in her old Playboy pics too. I don’t mind a bush once it’s kept neat. Playboy hardly ever shows vag on a celebrity anyway, only the no names show vag.

    • kimmykimkim

      Ok, I agree, bushes can be ok if they’re kept neat. I think I was traumatized by having to take showers with my older sister when I was little. It always looked like she was peeing in the shower.

  16. Jenny McCarthy
    holy
    Commented on this photo:

    I know she’s old and brain damaged, but I stil would lick her turd cutter with a smile on my face. She’s HOT.

  17. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/11/Good_Bush__Bad_Bush_by_rock_kid-340_229.jpg[/img]

  18. Googled Jenny McCarthy…boobs look fake. Bush is very dark.

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/11/jenny mccarthy’s bush-340_197.jpg[/img]

  19. Jenny McCarthy
    quagmire
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, you gotta stay relevant somehow. Naked desperation just may be the opposite of naked ambition.

  20. FUZZ LOVER

    SHITDAMNFUCK…I have not picked up a PLAYBOY since they stopped showing PUSSYHAIR! Go figure, you honestly think EVE shaved before ADAM ate the fruit? Hair Pie, Bearded Clambake I go for in a heartbeat!

  21. Yippie 4 Fuzz

    Now what the heck is wrong with a hairy bush?! Hell, its better then lookin at a vajay jay that looks like it could be your pre-teens…unless your a sick perv I suppose. Get with reality people, grown women have pussy hair and its about time they show more!

  22. Hawk

    Glad to see that after all these years, Jenny still thinks being crude = funny.

  23. AGame

    great bod but she’s just never done it for me. her camera personality is just unbearable

  24. MoJoTee

    At least Octomom shaved her JuiceBoxCar for her photo shoot.

  25. Jenny McCarthy
    Commented on this photo:

    Zoom in on her right armpit. I dare you.

  26. Ted

    Yuk. How tasteless. Just shows how there is no way her son was ever autistic if she even has time to grow a …..bush. SHe is such a turn off.

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