When Jenny McCarthy announced she’d be posing nude for Playboy again to celebrate her 40th birthday, it was just assumed it’d be a nice, tasteful spread that’s basically her head Photoshopped onto the same naked, neatly-trimmed body they use for every photo. Except now she’s thrown Playboy a curveball by announcing she grew a huge 70s bush just for the shoot, and the issue literally hits any minute now. Via the typically chaste People dipping it’s toe into uncharted pubic waters:
When asked recently if she plans to bare it all, McCarthy, 39, answered without hesitation.
“What’s everything?” she said with a laugh during an interview on Today. “I mean I grew out a bush so nobody sees anything.”
EDITOR: Mr. Hefner, we either have to cancel the issue or figure out how to paint a shitload of Brillo pads black and quickly tape them on at the printers before they go out on the trucks. We need a decision now.
HUGH: Bananas hurt my teeth.
EDITOR: You. With the codebook. What’s that mean?
INTERN: *leafs through binder* It means he wants soup, sir.
EDITOR: Goddammit.
Photos: Getty
WOW!!!!!!! SHE IS STUNNING!!!!
The Caps Lock button is to the left of the “A” key, Kanye.
YOSTANKMAMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean “stunning” like the way you are stunned when you get hit in the forehead with a 2×4? I agree.
Who is she kidding. Playboy is just going to cut-and-paste her old head on to her young body. She actually doesn’t even need to come in for her “photoshoot.”
Just out of curiousity, in that 15 minute interim when you look at the headline, look at the photo, painstakingly put the two together, then post, ask yourself – would it kill you to actually read what Fish wrote? I realize it would probably add another 20 minutes to the process, but it would keep you from making a real douche of yourself.
A fucking bush?! Like we needed more reasons not to look at this shit. That is disgusting.
Come on! It is totally natural. So is armpit hair and leg hair and saggy tits.
Gross, sparky. Fuckin’ gross!
Just let yourself go baby! Dab a little patchoulie on and smoke a bowl.
Sparky, I smoke like 6 bowls a day. I’m doin just fine.
On the topic of smoking…
Don’t smoke the herb, get yourself the magic flight launch box and vape that shit. You can thank me later once you have a chance to try it. So portable, you can vape in a movie theater and nobody will know.
That’s it, sparky! That’s the one I’ve been wanting and I couldn’t remember the name of it! Now I know, I’m all over that shit!
Fits in the palm of the hand.
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I know! I’ve seen one of these at the head shop! They are totally tits, dude!
Cuz, I assume you follow a strict waxing regime?
Yeah, tits, you assume correctly. Ever four weeks. Just got waxes this weekend, so suck my freshly waxed vulva ok? Yeah, the whole thing. Thanks.
Excuse me, that should read every* four weeks and just got waxed*.
*sigh* You never tell me to suck your freshly waxed vulva, kimmy…
kimmy, i was referring to sparky. i get the feeling he’s a guy whose asshole and back hair connect somewhere around his lower back yet expects his women to be waxed and plucked on the regular.
Oh, excuse me, sorry about that. Well now that you all know how often I get waxed…hey, tits, you can stop sucking now, it’s starting to tickle!
It’s posts like this that make surfing so much pelsarue
I do have a hairy ass. Pisses me off too. I wish it wasn’t as hairy as it is. My back isn’t really hairy at all, but as I age, I notice the occasional wiry hair popping up in odd places. Nothing needing a wax yet though.
Haha! Sparky, thanks for being honest. Now I feel a little less embarrassed about telling everyone my waxing regimen.
embarrassed, my ass. you know exactly what you are doing teasing the boys in here, kimberly.
Whatever, Beef. Just shut it and go look up the vaporizer that sparky’s talking about. THAT’S what I’ve been talking about! For educational purposes.
“I mean I grew out a bush so nobody sees anything.”
I’m picturing Rapunzel length hair macrame`d into a one piece swimsuit.
Haha! I love how I got thumbed down so many times for that. People be hatin’ on that comment like I be hatin’ on pubes.
Aw, c’mon, kimmy – that’s nature’s dental floss you’re hatin’ on. And you always get a TU from me, you little stoner.
She must not want anybody to buy the magazine and look at her pictures. But what does she care, she was paid ahead of time.
Might be interesting .
No shit. I like to see something different now and then.
how long are we going to have to hear about the lead up to this stupid photo shoot. just fucking do it already. she’s giving Rihanna a run for her money in “desperate for attention” category.
“Hey, we’ll use that body that we put Tara Reid’s head on.”
I’m old enough to remember her issue the first time round. I have a recollection that she had the same ‘tits, arse, no baloney’ rule then, too.
Good looking woman, always was. Pity about all the anti-vaxxer crap. All you filth dogs complaining about the possibility of seeing some pubic hair, grow up. Its perfectly natural and beautiful. Whats more, I bet your balls are shaved, too, right? No? Didn’t think so.
I don’t believe that kimmykimkim shaves her balls. But I’d love to check!
Hair is natural, all right, but her tits are fake.
“Mr. Hefner, you’ll be pleased to learn that we just got an advance order of 1000 copies of the Jenny McCarthy issue. From… ‘D. Radcliffe, London, England.’ “
If this isn’t in the Most Important People, I don’t know what will be.
See you on Saturday, funnyman!
I wonder if the thunder bush can hide those meaty curtains of hers. Playboy will probably photoshop them out.
Shame on her, everyone knows public hair causes autism.
No, No, NO! Fake tits on the mother cause autism! We’ve been over this several times, everyone. That, and the mother being self-involved, clueless airheaded monster.
Pubic hair does NOT cause autism. It does, however, occasionally cause coughing and hacking followed by a hock-ptooey!
Jenny McCarthy isn’t 40 yet?
She’ll be 40 November 1.
Wait…I thought Playboy went out of business last year? WTF?
Isn’t this the one that loves to fart? Maybe Playboy should make a scratch and sniff edition of a 40yr old’s gaseous post rectal discharge after she visits the Cracker Barrel
Hi non-drugged Dan Quayle.
I can’t wait until you go off the reservation today and just say something completely fucked up…like:
“Here butter monkey does another kumquat”
Haha!! Now I gotta go look at all Dan’s comments! Shit! (God, please let there be a potatoe joke. Shut up, spell check.)
She had a bush in her old Playboy pics too. I don’t mind a bush once it’s kept neat. Playboy hardly ever shows vag on a celebrity anyway, only the no names show vag.
Ok, I agree, bushes can be ok if they’re kept neat. I think I was traumatized by having to take showers with my older sister when I was little. It always looked like she was peeing in the shower.
I know she’s old and brain damaged, but I stil would lick her turd cutter with a smile on my face. She’s HOT.
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Smart Bush…Really fucking stupid Bush…seems to fit just fine.
*yawn*..
Googled Jenny McCarthy…boobs look fake. Bush is very dark.
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/11/jenny mccarthy’s bush-340_197.jpg[/img]
http://www.celebritysextapesgalleries.com/jenny-mccarthy-nude-boobs/14.jpg
Well, you gotta stay relevant somehow. Naked desperation just may be the opposite of naked ambition.
SHITDAMNFUCK…I have not picked up a PLAYBOY since they stopped showing PUSSYHAIR! Go figure, you honestly think EVE shaved before ADAM ate the fruit? Hair Pie, Bearded Clambake I go for in a heartbeat!
Now what the heck is wrong with a hairy bush?! Hell, its better then lookin at a vajay jay that looks like it could be your pre-teens…unless your a sick perv I suppose. Get with reality people, grown women have pussy hair and its about time they show more!
Glad to see that after all these years, Jenny still thinks being crude = funny.
great bod but she’s just never done it for me. her camera personality is just unbearable
At least Octomom shaved her JuiceBoxCar for her photo shoot.
Zoom in on her right armpit. I dare you.
Yuk. How tasteless. Just shows how there is no way her son was ever autistic if she even has time to grow a …..bush. SHe is such a turn off.