Here’s Jenny McCarthy on the cover of the July/August issue of Playboy in case you couldn’t tell from all the Photoshop. And the word “Playboy.” Anyway, you’ll notice she has her legs conveniently crossed which suggests Jenny McCarthy wasn’t making shit up when she said her spread would be a Radcliffe-ian feast of the eyes. Unlike that other time she made shit up by saying vaccines caused autism and people went, “Of course, we’ll trust the chick whose sole area of expertise is showing her tits for money and ignore all those doctors who went to medical school. She seems like she knows her stuff.”
Photo: Courtesy of Playboy
Playboy is fucking obsolete.
Desperate. It looks like it’s put together by people who’ve been vaccinated.
Instead of retiring like he should have, Hef became an 80 year old Criss Angel and ran the company into the ground.
Yeah, I think it’s official: Playboy can just grab any girl from the street now and Photoshop her into a relative (or non-existent) state of hotness. Which means Playboy is crap.
UUMMMmm No. Its not. Still very good. When was the last time you READ it ?
Remember that movie where Bruce Willis had hair and was kind of askew(Surrogates) ? Well I get the same feeling looking at this 110% Photoshop shit cover!
Famewhore
Under minds
Cure for
Kids with autism
You
Oughta
Understand
Love,
Autsism Moms
What does “under minds” mean? Is it like underwear for your brain?
It means I’m a ding dong. : )
oh look another day, another blonde on a magazine cover.
In other breaking news, the sky is still blue.
BLUE!?! When the fuck did this happen!?!
“Doctors that went to medical school” kill over 130,000 people every year. So STFU already.
Quit bragging “Dr. Sliver”. If you even are a real doctor!
Well, I’m not a doctor but I successfully argued that I should be able to perform brain surgery, based on having seen every episode of ER, using the latest in Hammer technology. Fortunately the hospital allowed for my unorthodox methods as the patient was a Republican and they figured that I couldn’t do anymore damage
I’m no doctor, I just play one on the internet.
Well, Sliver you’re right about the doctors killing people; stats show that there are fewer deaths when docs are on holidays – true story.
My name is vitobonespur, and I approve of this cover.
What’s with the Madonna Like a Virgin Glove?
Women of a certain age wear these because there is no plastic surgery available to hide aged hands. Moral of the story: Your face and other body parts may look young, but the hands and neck are a dead give away of a woman’s age.
Just look at Suzanne Sommers, face looks young, hands and neck, not so much.
Yeah, that’s true. But still, we know the whole picture has been photoshoped, so one may think her hands of course have been photoshoped too. Why would you photoshop everything but her hands ? So, I’m pretty sure, Vans question still needs an answer. What’s with the Madonna Like a Virgin Glove?
Also, I don’t think you get “hag hands” at 39.
This old hag again? Couldn’t they pick someone more relevant like say…Emma Stone…
Emma Stone ” My Dad would kill me if I ever posed nude. ” Translation: “I’m the type of celebrity that won’t pose nude until nobody gives a shit about me anymore a la Tiffany, Debbie Gibson and Lindsay Lohan.
now THIS screams tranny to me.
fuck her, I want to read the untold story of Atari.
I’d buy the magazine just for that article. I’m serious!
And not a single tent was pitched.
The banner ad for Allstate insurance on the same page gave me a bigger hard-on… did you know I can save up to 15% if I insure my car and home with them?
I wish she looked like this. So does she.
Think of it as recycling. Pam Anderson’s increasingly plastic body in 13 -count ‘em- 13- fucking issues, Anna Nichole Smith over and over, and now this again. Plus, don’t they use the same fake-titted blonde every other issue with different names?
Diatribe ended – time for several drinks.
DAMN
playboy is such a shit magazine.
it’s shit like this that makes them obsolete
Hopefully, for them, they’ll pull a fast one and swap in some butt pics from her first ever Playboy shoot.
Fuck photo shop. They went Pixar on that ass.
You’d have to be “Brave” to open that cover.
So what…the brainwashed public doesn’t like her because of her stance of Immunizations. WHICH IS TRUTH.
If you have no problem pumping your kids with needles filled with Government chemicals that’s your problem..not hers.
Actually, her stance has been proven scientifically incorrect; so much so that the only doctor who agreed with her was busted for forging information so that he could acquire grants unethically. Thanks for playing, moron.
Regardless of whether or the claim is true, the doctor that was ‘busted’ still stands behind his data. And the news company that released this story is owned by a man who is on the board of GlaxoKlineSmith, the producers of the vaccines tested. And no, it wasn’t proven ‘scientifically incorrect’ – just the integrity of one researchers was challenged. Do your homework before calling someone a moron.
Oh, he stands behind the data that he had to fake? And he had to fake it because there’s a conspiracy and nobuddy liiikes him?
And you want others to do THEIR homework?
How’s your new album coming, Alanis?
So what…the brainwashed public doesn’t like her because of her stance on Immunizations. WHICH IS TRUTH.
If you have no problem pumping your kids with needles filled with Government chemicals that’s your problem..not hers.
When the kids start dying of polio, don’t come crying to us. Idiot.
Hey Fish, I thought there were no duplications and no substitutions? :)
I’d still fuck her.
finally someone with some common sense.
She is hot. and funny as shit. I would hang out after the bang
I’ll fap to her. Just for old times’ sake.
When did Playboy become THE place for aging female celebrities to go to prove that they’re not as sexy as they used to be?
Even with all the Photoshop this is still boring as hell.
I remember looking at all my dads playboys when i was young. they were much more real. now anyone can go in and get photoshopped.
Wow, look at that skin. She looks to be about 1-2 yrs. behind Pammy. Photoshop does wonders. No claim to fame other than skank – a – lank.