Jenny McCarthy: ‘Jim Carrey Abandoned My Son So I Bought Him A Mounted Deer Head’

June 6th, 2012 // 73 Comments
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“Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.”

I’ll cut right to the chase, Jenny McCarthy has a new show coming out, so here she is throwing Jim Carrey under the bus on Howard Stern this week while using her son as a pawn for publicity because she’s an incredible mother. Via HuffPost Celebrity:

In a candid and emotional interview with Howard Stern Monday, McCarthy claims that Carrey refuses to see her son — despite her making several efforts to reach out to Carrey. She also said that Evan, who suffers from autism, misses Carrey “almost weekly.” The result is therapy sessions for the 10-year-old boy, whose biological father, John Mallory Asher (McCarthy’s ex-husband), reportedly has little interaction with him.
“I still love [Carrey]. I think you can love people from a distance and respect him. But as a mother, you just hope when you have a relationship with someone it has nothing to do with the child when you break up.”

Jim Carrey has since responded effectively eating her lunch, so here’s another anecdote Jenny McCarthy shared about her son that I haphazardly tied to this post to make you think she bought him a stuffed deer head because Ace Ventura ran for the goddamn hills and never looked back when he dumped her. Via StarPulse:

On “Live! With Kelly” on Tuesday, McCarthy explained, “For his birthday present, he was telling me that he was really interested in going on YouTube and – he just saw Bambi – so he’s like, ‘What is hunting? Can you show me?’ So I was like, ‘Alright, let’s sit down on YouTube and I’ll find a clean one’, so we watched this deerhunter and he was horrified by it and was like, ‘I’m writing a letter about hunters.’ So he wrote this (letter), ‘Dear hunters, stop doing it, you’re killing somebody’s mom and dad’ and I was like, ‘Evan, that’s awesome, you are such a sweet little boy’ – and then in the next sentence he says, ‘But do you think you can buy me a deer head for my birthday ’cause it’s really cool.’”
Taken aback by the strange request, McCarthy obliged anyway and turned to her dad to help her find the perfect gift.

So Jenny McCarthy’s son wanted to know more about hunting because it killed Bambi’s mom, essentially joins PETA and then turns around asks for a goddamn deer head which Jenny McCarthy, of course, gives him because she frightens away every father figure in his life. That sounds pretty retar- *gets tackled by Photo Boy*

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  1. Abby Normal

    Jenny gave a deer head? She must be quicker than she looks.

  2. Yeah, she’s fucking stupid, but look at those tits!

    • Tom

      Store bought, too. Man, it must suck to be her – she’s dumb as shit and didn’t even get a set of nice, natural jugs to go with it.

  3. it had to be said

    Misses him “almost weekly?” Wow. That’s a lot of missing.

    What a stupid bitch.

  4. mrsmass

    how odd, i thought she cured him of his autism.

  5. Cock Dr

    Howard has a talent for compelling stupid people to say stupid things.

  6. LegMan

    Those are some the best bolt-ons I’ve seeen.

  7. j/k

    Autistic my ass. That was some awesome trolling Evan.

  8. Jade

    Does she expect all the men she’s had relationships to be in her child’s life forever? Jim owes her and her child nothing. Sorry to break it down to those terms, but it is the truth and she is just horribly stupid and unrealistic. Perhaps she shouldn’t be exposing her child to these types of situations if she feels he is so bothered by it.

    • it had to be said

      Wait. You mean it’s awkward when you fully integrate your child into your relationships without knowing where the relationship is going? Crazy talk!

  9. EricLr

    It sounds like he wants to learn to hunt, but doesn’t know how to tell his batshit-crazy Peta-loving mom. Probably just like he doesn’t know how to tell her that he’s not actually autistic, but has just been playing it up for years to keep her from going completely off the goddamned crazeball cliff.

  10. Short FB!

    All I really read there was “mounted”

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    No, sir.. I don’t like it.

  12. it had to be said

    Dear deer hunters. Please stop hunting because I prefer for deer to die of starvation and getting hit by SUVs in the suburbs. Alternatively, I would like deer to be eaten by wolves, which I’m told is quick and painless.

  13. cc

    She’s a pain in the ass, but her body looked good in her Playboy shoot (in their customary airbrushed fashion) back in the day.

    Still…shut up.

  14. Firstly there are doubts expressed by many medical professionals that her son isn’t autistic at all. I know they only have medical training and years of experience to back them up against Ms McCarthy’s super-genius but I generally side with the people who have studied things. Secondly it was less than 2 years ago that she was claiming her son had “recovered” from his alleged autism. So why is she playing up his supposed “autism” again? Did he have a relapse? Or was she totally wrong in spite of her grand pronouncements that doctors “don’t know everything”? And if the kid is autistic having someone not there permanently is pretty bad for the kid from what those experts say. Once again I know the doctors aren’t the geniuses Jenny is with her brilliant diagnostic abilities but still I just might take their opinion more seriously than hers, groundbreaking work in Playboy and Two and a Half Men notwithstanding.

    I really hope someone gives this dingbat a daytime show with Woody Harrelson where they can dispense their deep wisdom on matters of health and nutrition.

    • Tom

      I’ve asked people who take her side of it why doctors would conspire to make us sick when there’s already plenty of illnesses still around they can make money off of curing, but I’ve never got an answer. Maybe some people are predisposed to believing stupid conspiracy bullshit.

      • Victoria

        I guess if nobody else would answer you, I will.

        It’s because of the money. Vaccine manufacturers do not just make vaccines–they make medical equipment and pharmaceuticals. They also have their hands in our food, as their employees work at the FDA. Sick people who are not dead use healthcare–so making people sick is a top priority. Healthy people make no money. None at all.

        Sick people = $$$$

      • Brooke

        That makes it sound like all diseases have been wiped out and all pharmaceutical companies have left to do is make up diseases to keep the money train rolling… Last I checked my aunt still has cancer, so…

    • Leo

      This whole horse shit story about vaccination causing autism has been put to bed by the medical community a long time ago. The only people who still buy into it are bottle blondes, apparently.

      • Joaquin ingles

        “Autism” aside, it amuses me when people say “the medical community said this or that so I know it’s right” as if the AMA has no business interests.

      • Leo

        Fair enough, but the whole “vaccinations cause autism” thing was not dreamed up by the AMA, it was dreamed up by a batshit crazy doctor in England, who based his “study” on a handful of kids who were at his child’s birthday party.

      • Victoria

        Actually, he was not crazy and he did not say that vaccines cause autism. He said that the MMR specifically (not vaccines in general) causes enterocolitis in individuals who ALREADY have autism. Did you read the study or just the news?

      • Leo

        So… that makes it okay that his study was based on a bunch of brats that were celebrating his kid’s birthday party? And no, I didn’t read the study, but I did hear about it in the news – which is where I also heard that he lost his licence to practise medicine, and became the laughingstock of the medical community because of his “study” (and this is in the UK, not the USA, so any conspiracy theories about the AMA and the FDA don’t apply).

  15. LordViperScorpion

    I like her boobs.

  16. bbiowa

    Wait until all those non-vaccinated babies die of diphtheria or measles or whooping cough. She’ll have to buy deer heads for all those stupid moms who believed her expert medical advice.

    • Jesus, if her kid finds out he’ll be requesting their heads for his wall because it’d be “really cool”. And nutbag that she is, she’ll probably try to get them stuffed and mounted.

  17. Kimarie

    Her son “suffers from autism”? But I thought she cured him with a gluten-free diet.

    • Victoria

      He doesn’t have autism. I have no idea why the media continues to say he does. He has epilepsy, not autism.

      • Jennifer

        I imagine that the media says that he has autism because Jenny McCarthy announced he had autism, became a spokesperson for an autism charity, and wrote a book called “Louder Than Words: A Mother’s Journey in Healing Autism”.

  18. Joy

    So tacky and and selfcentered..will do anything for publicity..It would be much more damaging and confusing..to bring Jim in and out of her sons life..She and Jim don’t even get along .. And new show is sooo bad.. it totally sucks !!

  19. Evil Monkey

    She got him a deer head? Did she kill it herself like the crazy jackal we know she is or just nagged it to death?

  20. Randal(l)

    Sure hundreds of doctors spend their lives researching Autism, but I’m going to have to go ahead and side with Jenny McCarthy, because tits.

    • Victoria

      Where do you suppose JM got her information from? Doctors, duh.

      • Jennifer

        Since when is Andrew Wakefield more than one doctor? Has he developed multiple personalities since retracting his study due to his fraudulent research techniques?

  21. This bitch is so hot she could have autism and Id still want to fuck her. Autism would not effect how annoying and stupid she is. I doubt her son has it. He just got her intelligence genes. Vapid and Empty does not equal autism,

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    STFU and tits

  23. diegoga

    Just vaccine the little boy, you fucking whore! And stop blaming everyone because he is autistic, is not like he has a deadly disease or anything, not missing much, life is bullshit anyway.

  24. She’s a stupid narcissistic cunt who’s bitter that her spawn is tarded as it denotes that there may be something wrong with her. So she’s willing to see children die just to champion her delusional cause that vaccines cause autism. Maybe he just takes after you because YOU’RE A FUCKING MORON?!?!

    • Victoria

      You’re obviously pretty mad. It shows in how the reasoning center of your brain is completely detached from the rest of it. That’s the only explanation for your ridiculous comment.

  25. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
    DC
    Commented on this photo:

    The crowd looks quite entertained…

  26. TJA

    Damn you – I read that sentence as “I’ll cut right to the cheese”.
    Totally suckered by the setup.

  27. I’m very disappointed to find out the Jenny McCarthy is such a crazy, stupid person. Is anybody sure SHE isn’t autistic?

  28. Steve Jobs

    Most annoying woman ever. Crazy to boot.

  29. Burt

    Wouldn’t it be nice if she would respect her son’s privacy and stop using him for publicity?

  30. Anonymous

    So she is pissed about the emotional hurt her son is experiencing due to Carry’s actions. Sure, its sad. What about the thousands of children’s lives SHE endangers by continuing to endorse that vaccines have been linked to autism. An actress has NO business offering medical advise when she has no medical training (beyond being able to google something), especially since that theory has long ago been proven COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY UNTRUE!!

    • Victoria

      Actually she advises people follow an alternative schedule, not abandon them altogether. Many doctors agree with this stance of fewer vaccines administered at older ages.

      • mrsmass

        problem is, she shouldn’t be advising anyone on anything except how to properly spread your legs and show your vage in Playboy.

  31. Exophrine

    Her child’s autistic? I didn’t know he was a painter! …paints with his own shit.

  32. Kate

    This woman is a couple of cheeseburgers short of a binge-n-purge

  33. The Royal Penis

    I’d still fuck the crazy out of her. Of course, I’d run away before it came back.

  34. bamazalea

    She should join Scientology…..they’d cure him.

  35. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    JIm Carrey doesn’t want to see your son because you are a cunt, and he’s avoiding you, not him….yeah, that’s right bitch. Publically speaking about private, intimate family details, you ought to be ashamed of yourself, but apparently you’re not, because you’re a….cunt.

  36. Brooke

    I can’t stand Jim Carrey but I have to side with him here. Weren’t they only dating? I don’t think they ever made it down the aisle, so I don’t see why Jenny thinks he should feel responsible two years after they broke up. Making this public for her show is pretty low, and buying a deer head when you’re a member of PETA for your son who is against hunting is so fucked up the pot called the kettle black and then exploded.

  37. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
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    Where do you want these jugs?

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    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck you Jenny, that’s your son not Jim’s. Blame yourself for being a bad mom, not someone else who is not blood related. Freaken woman.

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