“Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.”
I’ll cut right to the chase, Jenny McCarthy has a new show coming out, so here she is throwing Jim Carrey under the bus on Howard Stern this week while using her son as a pawn for publicity because she’s an incredible mother. Via HuffPost Celebrity:
In a candid and emotional interview with Howard Stern Monday, McCarthy claims that Carrey refuses to see her son — despite her making several efforts to reach out to Carrey. She also said that Evan, who suffers from autism, misses Carrey “almost weekly.” The result is therapy sessions for the 10-year-old boy, whose biological father, John Mallory Asher (McCarthy’s ex-husband), reportedly has little interaction with him.
“I still love [Carrey]. I think you can love people from a distance and respect him. But as a mother, you just hope when you have a relationship with someone it has nothing to do with the child when you break up.”
Jim Carrey has since responded effectively eating her lunch, so here’s another anecdote Jenny McCarthy shared about her son that I haphazardly tied to this post to make you think she bought him a stuffed deer head because Ace Ventura ran for the goddamn hills and never looked back when he dumped her. Via StarPulse:
On “Live! With Kelly” on Tuesday, McCarthy explained, “For his birthday present, he was telling me that he was really interested in going on YouTube and – he just saw Bambi – so he’s like, ‘What is hunting? Can you show me?’ So I was like, ‘Alright, let’s sit down on YouTube and I’ll find a clean one’, so we watched this deerhunter and he was horrified by it and was like, ‘I’m writing a letter about hunters.’ So he wrote this (letter), ‘Dear hunters, stop doing it, you’re killing somebody’s mom and dad’ and I was like, ‘Evan, that’s awesome, you are such a sweet little boy’ – and then in the next sentence he says, ‘But do you think you can buy me a deer head for my birthday ’cause it’s really cool.’”
Taken aback by the strange request, McCarthy obliged anyway and turned to her dad to help her find the perfect gift.
So Jenny McCarthy’s son wanted to know more about hunting because it killed Bambi’s mom, essentially joins PETA and then turns around asks for a goddamn deer head which Jenny McCarthy, of course, gives him because she frightens away every father figure in his life. That sounds pretty retar- *gets tackled by Photo Boy*