Jenny McCarthy is in a Bikini

Here’s Jenny McCarthy in Miami this afternoon with her hard-body boyfriend Jason Toohey even though she just spent a whirlwind book tour telling everyone how she’s so horny she’d bang bald, fat guys. So I’m getting the feeling she just made all that stuff up to get lonely suckers to buy her book. Well, joke’s on her. It only worked five times on me because Barnes & Noble short-stocked them. FACE.

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