Jenny McCarthy Thinks Her Naked Body Is Her Son’s Teeth

June 15th, 2012 // 36 Comments
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Jenny McCarthy is in full “Say Whatever The Fuck I Need To Say To Get Publicity” mode, so here she is sharing an anecdote about the time she accidentally sent her son’s dentist a naked picture of herself. Keep in mind, this is a person people literally took medical advice from which surprisingly resulted in a bunch of kids catching infectious diseases and dying. She seems like she knows her stuff is all. Via Starpulse:

She explained, “It’s horrific to remember. Evan woke up and said, ‘There’s this weird thing on my gum.’ …So I called the dentist and said, ‘This is insane’. He said, ‘Take a picture of it and send it to me.’
“So I’m taking a picture of it and I’m sending it to the dentist and I sent him a nude on accident (sic)! I swear to God! The dentist is, like, 80 years old. I literally screamed at the top of my lungs.”

DENTIST: Okay, got the image. …. Ms. McCarthy, this is breasts and a vagina.
JENNY: Well, my research tells me that’s a child’s mouth, and I won’t tolerate your agenda. Back me up, Oprah.
OPRAH: DEM’S TEEF.

Yup, I’m getting murdered.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. bobbi

    “a person people literally took medical advice from which surprisingly resulted in a bunch of kids catching infectious diseases and dying” really??? did you know that many of these diseased and dying were vaccinated?

    • maeby

      Dangit, Bobbi!

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      you are dumber than a box of fucking rocks aintcha?

      • bobbi

        i’m sorry, i forgot where i was. nevermind all of the research i have done on vaccines. “beer and boobs!’ is what i meant to say.

    • Cher X

      k bobbi, whatever. Tell me when the next vaccinated kid dies from Polio or measles and I’ll believe you.

    • Tom

      I think you forgot to include your point.

      The whole “western medicine and doctors are trying to keep us sick” kinda falls apart when you realize there’s still tons of things that doctors and scientists haven’t cured for good like they have polio and can still make gobs of cash off of.

    • jasper

      Fuck the children. I want my damn gum herpes vaccine.

    • Here’s the deal, shit-for-brains. Two years ago 9 babies died of whooping cough here in CA. Vaccine effectiveness relies in part on “herd immunity”: if enough people are vccinated and are immune to the bacteria, then even if someone gets sick, the disease cannot easily spread. This is what keeps young infants, who are too young to be innoculated and whose immune systems aren’t strong enough to defeat the bacteria on their own, from becoming sick.

      CA makes it easy for parents to claim exemptions from the required vaccinations – and exemptions have more than doubled since 1997 thanks to McCarthy and “Dr. Bob” Sears. That’s why we had the pertussis epidemic that killed those children.

      Fuck you for trying to spread your own ignorant little bit of misinformation. My sincere hope is that when you open your front door tomorrow you have the capacity to imagine what 9 tiny dead bodies stacked up on your doorstep would look like. Because the death toll should always come home to those responsible for it.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        Dr. Bob is a bigger fucking quack than Richard McBeef, MD.

      • Sears states that “doctors, myself included… learn very little about vaccines. … We don’t review the research ourselves. We never learn what goes into making vaccines or how their safety is studied. … So, when patients want a little more information about shots, all we can really say as doctors is that the diseases are bad and the shots are good.”

        So the implication is that the doctors are just as ignorant as the average parent, and there’s no such thing as the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), the Committee on Infectious Diseases, and the American Academy of Pediatrics. Sears himself may know shit about virology, microbiology, statistics, epidemiology, and pathogenesis, but they do. And because he doesn’t know shit, he feels vaccines should be “optional” and worse – that preventable diseases like measles or rubella “aren’t that bad”.

        Yeah, what’s a little blindness, deafness and death in the grand sceme of things?

      • JC

        Personally, I do not hope she opens her door and imagines 9 bodies.

        I hope she opens her door and there’s a big sack of small pox on her doorstep.

      • bobbi

        i bet you are the biggest pussy outside of the internet

      • Jack Ketch

        Whooping cough epidemics have broken out amongst vaccinated populations, too, you know. Gather your facts and Google; vaccinations are not all good.

      • bobbi

        just by bringing up herd immunity, you are dumb as shit.

    • Do I have to post this link again?

      http://jennymccarthybodycount.com

      Take special note of the “Preventable Deaths” page that links to weekly CDC reports for actual, y’know, statistics and proof.

    • Jack Ketch

      Holy, the vaccine ignorance in the US is astounding, just astounding. Sad. Bill Gates has already stood up and publicly ADMITTED that vaccines are a form of population control. They do far more harm than good, and yes, you can still contract pertussis if vaccinated against it. They are full of harmful ingredients: mercury, thimerisol, all kinds of poisons. The US Government has got you believing they are safe. They are NOT. People, do your research. Like it or not, vaccines can kill!! Why do you think Bill Gates just purchased 500,000 shares in Monsanto?? Wake up. http://www.thenaturalnews.com

  2. it had to be said

    Wait. She thinks her kid’s dentist has not seen her naked?

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

  3. Savalas

    Cool story, twat,

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    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    That awkward moment when you know this is the last picture you will ever take.

  5. Alex

    It’s TEEFIS in plural form.

  6. Van Ness

    My son has autism. My poor wife listened to you on Larry King. You gave a lot of false hope. She is heart broken you know. So go on tell us how you send naked pics to your dentist. You vapid fame whore. Jim Carey was smart to dump you.

  7. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Glamhouse Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Jenny McCarthy: Saying and doing inexplicably stupid shit since forever. (TM)

  8. jasper

    I guess she really muffed that one.

  9. jasper

    Speaking of teef, here’s a fun fact: a beaver’s teeth never stop growing.
    Another fun fact: Jenny McCarthy’s beaver never stops growing.

  10. McCarthy: Oops, that’s my vagina – and it doesn’t have teeth!

    Dentist: No, it doesn’t. But I sure can’t say much for the state of your gums.

  11. Awww, you left out the best part of the story: The dentist sent this pic back.

  12. Mama Pinkus

    I think that safely falls under SKANK territory

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    You know Jenny McTardus’s stupidity is contagious when Jim Carey tries to ‘subtly’ flip flop his Playboy stained Canuck cock from her vagina to Emma Stone’s.

  14. brian urlacher's chlamydia

    Bob Sears falsified research that he published. This is undisputed fact. She had a responsibility to the public to be more careful to whose star she hitched her wagon. I’ve been reading that her kid was never even autistic at all, but misdiagnosed as such. Jim Carrey bought her kids a friggin HOUSE in CA when she dumped hi. How dare she exploit her kid to demonize him. He’s not even the real dad. What a pig.

  15. Why the fuck would anyone listen to a celebrity (and a pretty dumb one at that) over an actual doctor and years of medical research. Parents do some stupid shit when they’re scared.

  16. jane

    This article is idiotic and uneducated. It’s so subpar that I literally am not even offended by how stupid it is… (and yeah, I’m referring to the actual article above and it’s author and not Ms. McCarthy.

  17. Grammar Police

    Its author, Jane, its.

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    Bill C.
    Commented on this photo:

    Call me crazy but im going for the left.

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