Jenny McCarthy Thinks Her Naked Body Is Her Son’s Teeth

Jenny McCarthy is in full “Say Whatever The Fuck I Need To Say To Get Publicity” mode, so here she is sharing an anecdote about the time she accidentally sent her son’s dentist a naked picture of herself. Keep in mind, this is a person people literally took medical advice from which surprisingly resulted in a bunch of kids catching infectious diseases and dying. She seems like she knows her stuff is all. Via Starpulse:

She explained, “It’s horrific to remember. Evan woke up and said, ‘There’s this weird thing on my gum.’ …So I called the dentist and said, ‘This is insane’. He said, ‘Take a picture of it and send it to me.’
“So I’m taking a picture of it and I’m sending it to the dentist and I sent him a nude on accident (sic)! I swear to God! The dentist is, like, 80 years old. I literally screamed at the top of my lungs.”

DENTIST: Okay, got the image. …. Ms. McCarthy, this is breasts and a vagina.
JENNY: Well, my research tells me that’s a child’s mouth, and I won’t tolerate your agenda. Back me up, Oprah.

Yup, I’m getting murdered.

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