Jenny McCarthy Thought Donnie Wahlberg Was Gay

September 12th, 2013 // 24 Comments
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When Jenny McCarthy first met Donnie Wahlberg, she gave him her phone number which he didn’t call right away to have sex with her, so clearly he’s a faggot, thought the greatest medical mind of our generation. E! News reports:

The couple first met in March on the set of McCarthy’s Vh1 talk show. “I went a year without dating anybody,” the buxom blonde recalled. “So I don’t know if I was really randy or really ready, but he was there and I gave him my phone number.” She added, “I’ve never given a guy my number, but I was interested.”
McCarthy, 40, was dumbfounded when she didn’t immediately hear from Wahlberg. “‘It took two weeks for him to call me back, and I thought for sure he was playing for a different team, if you know what I’m saying,” she said. “That’s of course my ego, a girl’s ego: ‘He must be married, he’s gay, what’s wrong?’”

Ironically, Donnie Wahlberg actually was gay until Jenny McCarthy slapped him in the face with her breasts and the resulting autism scrambled his brain. She’s already been approached by several churches, mosques and emissaries for Tom Cruise, their robes regal as they are a splendor.

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  1. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    He isn’t gay, he just needed time to get all his shots up to date.

  2. goober

    I don’t know how you could spend more than five minutes with her, even if having sex, without running as far away as possible. Annoying and nutty are a toxic combination especially around her plastic.

  3. Orange spray tan causes autism.

  4. She got naked with Jim Carrey.

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    ultra
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    i still think he’s gay

  6. qwert

    She doesnt look interested, and as a D-list celeb he could easily bang younger, hotter women at any Hooters.

  7. Hugh Jass

    She also thought he was autistic due to childhood vaccinations.

  8. “So I don’t know if I was really randy or really ready, but he was there”

    He was “there”…Jenny has very high standards.

  9. JC

    He hesitated in calling because he couldn’t help imagining all the pain and suffering their future kids would go through as a result of easily prevented childhood illnesses.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “I love you, human Barbie doll.”
    “And I love whooping cough…er, I mean you. I love you!”

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    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    C’mon, you’re talking about Johnny Drama… he can’t be gay, um, maybe so.

  12. anonym

    I pity him for putting up with jenny’s bullshit. She’s also dirty seconds

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    SeniorFartMcGee
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it bad lighting, or does McC have jaundice?

  14. She’s a prime candidate for pumping and dumping.

  15. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Donnie Wahlberg Dancing With The Stars Charity Event
    Commented on this photo:

    Since when is tangerine a skin color?

  16. Daphuk?

    She got her boy bands mixed up and thought he was Lance Bass.

  17. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Donnie Wahlberg Dancing With The Stars Charity Event
    Commented on this photo:

    Between her crazy and sagging fake tits and his quickly receding hairline, neither had much time to spare before Hagen-Daaz and the TV were their lifelong companions.

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    Hugh G Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    If Donnie fucks her too many times in the same day, will she become autistic?

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    Flatliner
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy low hanging fruit in nylons Batman!

  20. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Donnie Wahlberg Dancing With The Stars Charity Event
    Commented on this photo:

    Low hanging fake-titted murderous whore.

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