Jenny McCarthy Slams Charlie Sheen, Might’ve Just Said She Has Herpes
“Have you seen Charlie around?”
“He has HIV. Take me instead!”
While Martin Sheen thinks his son has the courage of Bobby Kennedy for admitting that spending $1.6 million on transsexual hookers a year somehow resulted in him becoming HIV positive (What are the odds?), Jenny McCarthy is grossed the fuck out that she worked with Charlie Sheen on Two And A Half Men around the time he was supposedly diagnosed. Also, I’m pretty sure she just said she has herpes. Or a “herpe,” singular, if that’s even possible. I don’t get out much.
“Now being on ‘Two and a Half Men’ myself, I feel like in playing a love interest, you would think there would be some type of, I don’t want to say criminal issue, but I don’t even know how to feel about that,” she said on her SiriusXM radio show.
McCarthy appeared on the show a handful of times between 2007 and 2011. Sheen was axed in 2011.
Comparing Sheen’s diagnosis to her own signing of on-set releases about having cold sores, she continued: “I was like, ‘Wait a second, if I have to be upfront about a herpe, how could you not be upfront about HIV?’ I look back and I’m like, ‘OK, that would have been some valuable information.’ I mean, look how many people have played his love interest on the show.”
Of course, the irony here is that Jenny McCarthy is suddenly concerned with the spread of disease despite basically being ground zero for bringing back measles and who the fuck knows what else? Then again, her boobs did this once, so maybe whooping cough isn’t so bad. Let’s pour in it babies mouths.
Holy shit, they are right. Mercury IS the devil! *builds granola bomb*