Here’s Jenny McCarthy in Malibu yesterday with her new mob-enforcer boyfriend who let’s assume won her in a card game. And honestly, I don’t really have much to say here besides the usual yadda yadda yadda thanks for killing all those kids with your dumb. This post is mostly just a placeholder for the Jim Carrey post coming up next. In the meantime, what’re you going to want to do is study each of these images because I feel they really put the current state of Jim Carrey into perspective. Think of it as part one in a two-part series that I call “Contagious Crazy Tits Be Contaging People.”
To Be Continued
Photo: Splash News
I see Jenny has raised the air pressure .
skank whore
i see this skank has a new sugar daddy.
even paid for bigger implants.
She looks like she dropped a brownie in her trousy
None of you fuck-wads would never get a girl as hot as Jenny McCarthy, so you all need to shut your fucking mouths about how her body looks and go fuck that blow-up doll that your mom bought your loser ass for Christmas…kapeesh?
Learn to spell capice, douche-face.
Also, did you happen to notice the name of this site is… gasp… the SUPERFICIAL?
“Everyone stand back. I think there’s vaccine in this ocean.”
Those holes in her back look like Jim Carrey tried to fuck her from behind and missed a couple times.
thems some tig o bitties.
But here is the thing. Those breasts are fake. Really fake. You know when she takes her top off there is going to be a little wonk boob action.
For me natural > enhanced when it comes to breastisees. Even if the natural ones are little spider bites they look much better when the top is off and more fun to kiss.
Saline is perfectly safe; not like mercury!
she has gained about 20lbs since she was dating jim carey.
when a woman says shes getting her implants removed, they usually mean REPLACED w. smaller implants. Like Pam Anderson did 10 -15years ago. they may pretend like theyre natural afterwards but theyre not. point being, she do es have the same implants she had with carrey, but the 20lb weight gain added to their volume
She’s got like…37 days left to do porn and still be able to give Lisa Ann a run for her moneytokeeptheplasticsurgerysgoing.
What a difference between her backside and her front. McCarthy really needs to focus less on boob and lip implants and more on toning that hideous granny looking ass. That was frigging disgusting.
NO BUENO!!!
She’s nuts! And not the fun kind. I think the materialistic psychopath she played on Two and a Half Men is as close as it comes to her real personality.
Looks like Jenna Jameson. Without the fun memories and tattoos.
No thank you.
She has the worse ass….as most white women do. Sponge bob square ass…
why is it ok to say most white women have a square ass but if i said most black women …(insert comment here) youd probably get all pissed off? its bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea I’d take that ass over big lips, big nose, and matted hair, any day of the week.
she’s like a mullett….looks good from the front, but a mess from the back.
WTF. Am I the only one who thinks those boobs are just ridiculous? They look like they hurt and they are all shiny. Being genetically ‘blessed’ with small as hell tits, seeing implants like these make me never want to go under the knife. They must be a mess when she takes her shirt off. Not to mention her ‘crazy’ is starting to show, she looks like a psycho in these pictures.
Her son was born retarded because of all the chemicals she put in her body.
I just saw all of my teenage years go up in flames, WTF !!!
the SECOND i saw this pic I BARFED, LITERALLY,
i tried uploading a pic of my barf and this pic in the same shot but they wouldnt let me upload it here. lol freaking disgusting man, screw you jenni MC nasty!!
didn’t she cure her kid of autism? it must have been with those giant tits.
Most of them have their implants “removed” a) to remove encapuslated implants and have them replaced with new ones, b) have them taken out and replaced with bigger ones (like Pam A. does on a regular basis.
She should spend some bucks on her cottage cheezy legs and butt. She may have been playboy material once, and still sports Swing worthy juggs, but that ass…yuchh! with a capital T. It is enough to wilt a guy.
She looks like a cheap stripper aside from being retarded and killing babies.
skeet all on those big tits
so this guy has money, right?
there’s no other reason a girl would be with him.
Typical for one of those ‘want to be hot’, ‘inject myself with plastic’, sub-standard women.
I love how she just eliminated the middle-man and decided to start dating her coke dealer. We’ve misjudged you Miss McCarthy.
I see someone is using the old cellulite filter again.
Such nice tits, too. Pity they aren’t brains.
(With apologies to Mr. Blofeld)
I’ll bet I’d never see any cellulite when looking down at the top of her head…