Jenny McCarthy’s in a Bikini

September 9th, 2011 // 131 Comments

Here’s Jenny McCarthy in Malibu yesterday with her new mob-enforcer boyfriend who let’s assume won her in a card game. And honestly, I don’t really have much to say here besides the usual yadda yadda yadda thanks for killing all those kids with your dumb. This post is mostly just a placeholder for the Jim Carrey post coming up next. In the meantime, what’re you going to want to do is study each of these images because I feel they really put the current state of Jim Carrey into perspective. Think of it as part one in a two-part series that I call “Contagious Crazy Tits Be Contaging People.”

To Be Continued

Photo: Splash News


  1. wiseguy


    • Det. Stabler

      Ahhh…the obnoxious, loud mouthed, conspiracy theory retard resorts to her guido past and has done what we all knew would happen…dating another gross stereotypical guido. Now if only she and chelsea handler will team up on the “Tard Express” and spread their stupidity and STDs nationwide to all their fans…

      I can dream cant I?

      • Hey Hick Fuck You!

        Why are you responding to first?

      • TomFrank

        So his comment can be on top, of course! Because if there’s anything more pathetic than someone commenting just to be “first”…

      • Klingons are Barney Franks favorite part


        Youre smarter than your Dad Barney gives you credit for…and to think he says youre only good for receptacle cleanup and playing the house boy for his other HIV infested friends.

        Ill bet you could be Captain Obvious’s assistant anytime.

        Good Job!!! Us straight folks are cheering for you!

  2. Fumus


    Ladies bigger is better…yes, it works both ways.

  3. MarkM

    WOW…I remember a long time ago, she said she was going to get her breast implants removed, because they were kind of ridiculous and unneccessary…I guess she REALLY changed her mind!!!

    • Deacon Jones

      I thought she DID get them taken out?? Put back in again?

      Maybe she decided to take one for the team since everyone stopped listening to her “I cured my kid of autism with honey and fresh placentas” rants.

    • Mark

      She just put them back in until she finds a new rich moron to screw… out of his money. But this time she’ll have to make it count. After all she’s pushing 40.

  4. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    Yes….yes I would….many times…

  5. Tony Sopprano

    Mama Mia ! I woulda lika to geta my hands on those meatballs!

  6. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    She needs an immunization against cellulite.

  7. My Left Nut

    Excellent for any age, but she does have a short wheel base.

    • My Left Nut

      Sorry, I only looked at the first couple of pics. Who’s the flabby, goofy-looking person in the rest of them?

  8. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    should have gotten a boob and an ass job

  9. Beatriz

    “… yadda yadda yadda thanks for killing all those kids with your dumb” One of the funniest (and true) things you’ve ever said. :D

  10. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    Yeah, this guy is Tony Baloney, he’s gettin’ ready to introduce her to his pal Johnny Salami.

  11. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    WTF, they have his and hers calf melanomas or what?!

  12. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    That’s just disgusting. If your ass and legs look like that you shouldn’t be flaunting it on the beach. Jim Carrey is luck to have walked on that has been.

  13. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    For a second I thought this was Granny ffrom the Beverly Hillbillies.

  14. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    Is this doing her “Innoculations Cause Autism” skit?

  15. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    hate her face but those tits are aging well

  16. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    She needs to turn back around. The front looks 500x better than the back view.

    • TomFrank

      I’m thinking she could stock an episode of Let’s Make a Deal all by herself. From the front, she’s the new car behind Door #1; then she can run to Door #2, turn around, and be the goat.

  17. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    Let’s hope that next step is 200 feet down a cliff.

  18. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    Hey Jenny, I fount youse a kid youse can kill wit your “helpful” inncoculation crapola. Sheesh, you wack em faster than I can and dats sayin sumpin.

  19. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
    I Stink
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    oh yeah, there’s my mom, I couldn’t tell from the front.

  20. socool

    Well the fake boobs still look great. Now all she needs is a fake bum, legs, abs, face, neck, shoulders, arms, hands, and feet. Then she’d be super hot.

  21. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    Yes please pose from the front as the back is looking like a train wreck! Get back to the gym!

  22. richie

    “thanks for killing all those kids with your dumb”. she knows a lot more about autism than you so stick to putting up your tittie pics you dope.

    • Richie's a dumbass

      No, no she doesn’t. New studies have proven that there’s no link to autism and vaccines, and the original study that so many of these idiots refer to has been proven to be fraudulent.

      • richie

        First of all i am autistic, so before i go and count match sticks i would say that at least her tits were in the right place on this issue.

      • Robyn

        I have always adored her, she’s cute and funny.. but since her thing with autism.. yikes. I was JUST ABOUT to link up a similar article, for it has DEF been proven there is NO CONNECTION b/w vaccinations and autism. It was merely a shallow experiment to begin with, and seeing how most Americans do get their children vaccinated, it was an easy scape goat.

        Anyways, my point is this…. so there is no direct correlation as of yet, but I heard through a friend of mine who’s grandfather’s friend is a doctor, and he said that Jenny’s boobies caused all the autism in the world :)

    • Actually, she knows less about autism than almost anyone. It’s now become apparent her kid NEVER WAS AUTISTIC in the fist place. He was just on the slower end of normal development, but she’s too fucking stupid to accept “my kid is slow” when “vaccines made my kid autistic” was getting her so much more publicity.

      Her campaign of deliberate lies cased REAL children to die from unnecessary illnesses. You can defend her if you like, but many of us are on the side of “less babies dying = good”.

      • Tony Sopprano

        Her IQ is inversely proportional to her cup size

      • TheListener

        I just read the article from the link provided by “Richie’s a dumbass.” Although the doctor manipulated data to produce the results he desired to support his hypothesis, the article also stated that more studies need to be done to see if there is a genetic component in some children that would make them more susceptible to autism after receiving vaccinations. Regardless, the benefits of vaccinations outweigh the potential harm.
        Also, McFeeley, the article stated that Jenny McCarthy cured the SYMPTOMS associated with autism, not the condition itself. Like cold medicines cure symptoms of the common cold, but not the cold itself. And since she saw a doctor that diagnosed her son as autistic, she did not reach the conclusion that he was autistic as a layperson.

      • richie

        look, it was the tits man, alright?

      • mrsmass

        if kids died because their parents’ were listening to jenny mccarthy, well, i’d say she did those kids a favor.

    • Random Task

      Human mental attributes are complex. Only a dim – wit would think that macrobiotic rice and extra vitamins is a fix for everything. She doesn’t realize that she needs to understand human biology down to the biomolecular level, including complex organic chemistry before you can begin to “fix” problems with the brain.
      Keeping taking your organic vitamins . They might prevent you from getting any less intelligent , Jenny!

  23. the tits look great. was about to start faping until i got to pic 5. i just went back to work after seeing that…

  24. AL

    those have been made even bigger than before. They are ridiculous.

  25. bob

    OMG some people have all the luck… wish I could play cards like that.
    Last card game I had I won Tara Reid’s tummy.

  26. Hugh Gentry

    god damn, her body is crazy hot! must….spill…..seed….

  27. Mark

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER BOOBS??? wow those are hideous…i am very happy to know my wife has natural b cups, theymay not be huge but they are perky and cute, wow, just wow…thats gross.

  28. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    Is that a gunshot scar on her lower back?

  29. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Should have stayed with crazy Jim.

  30. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    Holy shit! Jenny McCarthy is Chelsea Handler!

  31. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    Funny how this is the only image where she looks tan. Ah, photoshop…you fooled me again.

    • Grinder

      Yes, this image is photoshopped … and the rest of the photos show the flaws – especially with her … less than stunning face!!!

  32. juaqin ingles

    Could never stand this skank, even during her MTV years. Now she’s positively revolting.

    • harry seaward

      Indeed – butterface then, but now it’s all cummin’ unglued so please spare us already – but I gotta say not bad as far as “authors” go

  33. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    Wait a second! Jenny McCarthy is Chelsea Handler?!?!

  34. drunk again

    Looks better coming, then going ….. belch …

  35. Richard McBeef

    Having no actual knowledge or expertise on the subject, I am penning a book about how big fake plastic funbags make babies retarded.

  36. Guilty of rough crimes

    Are those refurbish or new? Nice work Dr. Who ever you are.

  37. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
    Mike "Two Times" Walker
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    Hey Tony, nice two- pack. Nice two pack.

  38. Angus

    This is a great example of someone who works out in front of a mirror. Their focus is on what they can see and they don’t do shit to the areas they can’t.

    From the front it all looks good but then she turns around and it goes all to hell.

  39. Mitch

    I just love how this blog is censored to the nth degree. Guess the first amendment doesn’t apply here.

  40. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    Seriously, I’m guessing that most of the women posting here about the celulite look way worse than she does. And the guys that are posting about her backside – you’re probably having to have sex with a woman that would make a billy goat puke.

  41. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    His nipples are at full derp.

  42. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
    David Fondlebois
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    Not into the fake boobs, but she is extremely hot, especially for her age. I would totally fart in her lunch box.

  43. OnTheRealThough

    I’ve been in love with those titties since the mid 90s when I was in junior high.

    Don’t love the back, but I’d be titty-fuckin her all day anyway.

  44. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
    Tony Seinfeld
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    Fuck my life. Jenny fucking McCarthy. God i would kill babies to fuck her. Just give me 2 hours with her. It would be endless fucking banging. I’d leave her pussy swollen and bleeding. That’s how relentless I would be on her pussy.

  45. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
    What a retard
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    Yo, yo, yo, Vinnie. How’s you doin’? Fuggitaboutit!

  46. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    that swimsuit top is padded to the nines

  47. Jenny McCarthy Bikini
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    A far cry from 1994″Playmate of the Year”

  48. Carolyn

    Superficial asswipes who think these plastic cow udders look good.

  49. Donald Trump

    Is there any evidence to show that dumb blond bimbos with giant fake tits have greater odds of producing offspring with autism?

  50. Donald Trump

    BTW – I look better naked than her guido boyfriend. Yikes!

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