Jennifer Tilly showed up to the grand opening of The Pearl concert theater wearing this ridiculous dress. And maybe I’m just losing my mind, but are parts of her dress actually made from see-through plastic? Like the stuff old people cover their couches with? Who the hell put this together? If anybody asked who they were wearing, other celebrities would answer Gucci and Versace and Jennifer Tilly would say: “My grandma made this out of her sofa.”
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Gregama | April 23, 2007 at 4:10 am
I’d still totally hit it.
p.s. Woohoo First, on my first time commenting!
isitin | April 23, 2007 at 4:20 am
I’d do Jennifer in a heartbeat. She still is hot at her age.
noodles | April 23, 2007 at 4:20 am
Eww eww eww tranny. Why can’t the black nail polish thing go away! Tackkky.
InvaderZim | April 23, 2007 at 4:25 am
Not a bad little body… I would also hit it.
The Fashion Police | April 23, 2007 at 4:27 am
It’s Lucite, and it’s big for Spring this year.
MrSemprini | April 23, 2007 at 4:45 am
All can say, in any official capacity, is wowie-kazowie. This ruling is, however, subject to all local and state laws. Void where prohibited.
saradevil | April 23, 2007 at 4:47 am
I’ve wanted to hit that since Bound. Jennifer Tilly, Gina Gershon and me sandwich.
alaskanchicsickle | April 23, 2007 at 4:58 am
Her sexiness overrides the tacky dress.
elevated1 | April 23, 2007 at 5:09 am
its the new poker fashion
supposably | April 23, 2007 at 5:17 am
why is she/the dress reminding me of a microwave meal..?
F-Sucker | April 23, 2007 at 5:18 am
Still smokin’.
bigsteamyone | April 23, 2007 at 5:33 am
yes please , let me hit it , this broad is so sexy !
biatcho | April 23, 2007 at 5:42 am
She’s loud, crass, fat, and long past her “prime.” But, oh yeah, she has big (saggy) tits. So the “I’d hit it” comments show what type of loser schlubs are on this blog.
Fifth Stooge | April 23, 2007 at 5:45 am
She has fabulous cleavage.
jaffo | April 23, 2007 at 5:51 am
Jennifer Tilly is still hot. Sure not ‘Let it Ride’ hot anymore, but still the scenes with Gina were some very accurate and hot girl-on-girl action! So yeah, biatcho–i’d hit it. But not you. Because you are gross. And also because you are not Jennifer Tilly. Plus, you smell like an old ham sandwich. One made with cheap ham, onions, and poop. Only not so much ham. Mostly poop and onions. And also the sandwich is in a dumpster behind a chinese restaurant. On a hot day. Seriously…
Phazon | April 23, 2007 at 5:53 am
WTF?? Her face looks shit. She’s old!! Some people on her need to stop smoking so much crack.
eastboundanddown | April 23, 2007 at 5:54 am
Women like Jennifer Tilly are a million times sexier than these young nasty skinny girls with bodies like 14 year old boys. She could wear nothing but Saran Wrap and be sexier.
chaunceygardner | April 23, 2007 at 5:56 am
Thank god it was someone I actually want to mouth-hump.
Dory | April 23, 2007 at 6:04 am
Dunno who she is… and she’s not bad looking woman (Note the use of the word woman as opposed to skanky little dirty play actress)
BUT THAT DRESS IS HIDEOUS Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DrPhowstus | April 23, 2007 at 6:10 am
@16 — The modeling agency down the street from you must be filled with the hearts you’ve broken, you wild and crazy studmuffin. That or you’re not even voting age yet. Either way, most men with a penis and a propensity to be attracted to the opposite sex would thoroughly enjoy popping the cork on this vintage, tasty delight. I’m sure her feminine essence smells of french oak barrels with hints of spice, plums and cherry, with great head and an excellent finish. A fine accompaniment to a spicy meal of pan seared seafood with roasted asparagus spears. I guess it’s just back to emo chicks and happy meals for you.
Negatrice | April 23, 2007 at 6:10 am
Sure it’s see-through. But see-through what? Skin ripples?
The designer doesn’t really seem to have integrated the concept of what is taboo, thus hidden, thus interesting.
NicotineEyePatch | April 23, 2007 at 6:26 am
She makes all those other doucherays (J. Alba, K. Knightley, K. Dunst) look like fruity little boys.
#16, I hear Dannielynn Smith is single and looking.
jaffo | April 23, 2007 at 6:28 am
The important thing here is that at least Monday morning came and the lead story was not Shitney Spears and her uber-grossness or Paris Hilton and the on-going saga of her oral blisters…
jus'stupid | April 23, 2007 at 6:28 am
She is aging great, and I think you fatsos are just jealous. She is so much better to do and see than those skanks hilton and Cokehan.
Fishstick | April 23, 2007 at 6:49 am
How is it Ive been at work for 45 minutes and have already run out of things to do? God Bless you, Superfish, lest i blow my brains out over this cheap monitor. Oh, and Jennifer Tilly is hot, but looks like a stuffed saudage here.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 23, 2007 at 7:12 am
She is beautiful. Totally cute shoes!
Morticia | April 23, 2007 at 7:14 am
Chucky likes it…
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | April 23, 2007 at 7:27 am
Cute & smart. She also writes fairly good books.
I like to justify my girl-bone ons somehow.
krazihottkelli | April 23, 2007 at 7:28 am
We all love her, she is so freakin hot,,she could make a girl turn lesbo,hell yea..love ya, cutie…
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 23, 2007 at 7:31 am
And how refreshing to see someone who is not orange!
Athina99 | April 23, 2007 at 7:38 am
ugh…here’s another ho who is just famous for being famous. She is soooo past her expiration date.
Don Mega | April 23, 2007 at 7:42 am
What plastic? All I see is a nice pair of tits.
flavio | April 23, 2007 at 7:55 am
yeah, I don’t really understand why she’s famous, but she sure is hot! i have no problem with dresses that reveal lots of boob and are made partly of see-thru plastic. no problems at all.
krazihottkelli | April 23, 2007 at 7:57 am
leave the ho comments for the real ho..lopez, yea…jennifer is a sweetie, not like the other bitches always on her.
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 8:02 am
That first picture is perfect. No head, just all boobs. We never look at their face anyway
thepillager | April 23, 2007 at 8:05 am
Pearl concert theater…hehhehheh. I wonder what kind of necklace I would give her? :)
wedgeone | April 23, 2007 at 8:09 am
She’s aging well, especially her rack. Must be the asian genes. But she’s nearly 50, so let’s just focus on the boobs and not fantasize about the rest of her body, which must look like swamp thing after so many years of hard living.
krazihottkelli | April 23, 2007 at 8:17 am
Nice boobs,,like to touch those babies,,sure they’re not that fake hard shit that all these skinning bitches have to buy,,
Hya Lou Zirz | April 23, 2007 at 8:17 am
Wow, the “guys” here sure have a mommy fetish! Jennifer Tilly is as old as your mom, with big mommy boobs, and look at all weirdos lusting for her. I guess the usual descriptions are half true – you guys live in your mom’s basement, but you do get laid (at the end of every Golden Girls rerun marathon).
DrPhowstus | April 23, 2007 at 8:23 am
@39 — Incest issues?
drew51 | April 23, 2007 at 8:37 am
I want to hit that!! I have always thought that Jennifer has hot. I even watch those poker tournaments when she plays because she loves to show off her tits. I’d “poke her” often.
#39 – ever heard of a milf? You should check it out.
#16 – that’s old to you? what are you, 9? get back to school, you’ve got a lot more to learn.
How come we get 30 pics of the skanks (hilton, spears, etc.) but only a couple of a hot milf like Jennifer? Post more pics!!!
Hya Lou Zirz | April 23, 2007 at 8:43 am
MILFs are for pimpled 17 year old teens and paunchy 50 year olds. Thanks, but no thanks. I’ll stick to hot 20-somethings in their prime. I’ve got no need to fantasize about broken down used-to-be’s. But don’t feel bad if you do – between alcohol and you desperate losers, those MILFs will get a little action (emphasis on “little”).
Hya Lou Zirz | April 23, 2007 at 8:44 am
“issues” – good lord, talk like a fucking man.
Nikk The Templar | April 23, 2007 at 8:45 am
There is nothing wrong with Jennifer Tilly.
Not a goddamn thing.
alaskanchicsickle | April 23, 2007 at 8:47 am
Nikk The Templar is sexy also.
wedge1 | April 23, 2007 at 8:48 am
JESUS H. CHRIST YOU FUCKING WALRUS TROLL – you can jump off of my shaft anytime you obsessive twat!
As for JT – too bad her face has been thrown under a bus. She’s starting to resemble Janice Dickinson. Not good!
lambman | April 23, 2007 at 8:53 am
HOTTEST 48-year-old out there!
Jason The Barbarian | April 23, 2007 at 8:53 am
Tig ol’ bitties!
lambman | April 23, 2007 at 8:55 am
31- How is she “Famous for being famous” she has an Oscar nomination for crying out loud.
biatcho | April 23, 2007 at 8:55 am
Wedge, all due respect, stop plagiarizing the long-departed RichPort. That’s his language, he did it first when Wally trolled him. Find some creativity somewhere and come up with a new way to deal with Wally (he’s long gone too, but whatever). Why do you think you were left behind? We don’t need copycat followers.