Jennifer Love Hewitt apparently has voluminous needs which caused her fiance Ross McCall to dump her on Christmas Eve of all days. Which means, either she’s got serious issues, or Ross is kind of a dick who probably could’ve waited until at least New Year’s. Maybe she bought you a Wii. Think, man, think. The Chicago Sun-Times reports:
Another longtime friend of Hewitt blames the way she gets involved with men. ”Jennifer wears her emotions too much on her sleeve. She’s too needy and often comes on too strong. I think the intensity of being with [Hewitt] finally is what scared off Ross.”
Among the laundry list of men who have been involved with the actress in recent years are Jennifer Aniston’s current flame John Mayer, TV personality Carson Daly, actor and model Kip Pardue, writer Chris Benson, singer-songwriter Rich Cronin, entertainer Joey Lawrence, pro kayaker Brad Ludden and actor Will Friedle.
So, basically there’s a large-breasted, emotionally-vulnerable woman out there who probably has sex on the first date provided you promise to never speak to another female again, or she’ll stab you in your sleep. Sweet! If the older brother from Boy Meets World got a chance, I should be golden. As long as I lie and say I’m Bill Gates Jr. Anyone seen my top hat and monocle laying around?
yo mm | January 10, 2009 at 3:01 pm
first
gpro | January 10, 2009 at 3:02 pm
FIRST
gpro | January 10, 2009 at 3:02 pm
2nd
CaptainMorgan | January 10, 2009 at 3:11 pm
I think it was her FATTINESS that scared him off.
devilsrain | January 10, 2009 at 3:25 pm
The girl has to be nuts
STINK | January 10, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Nothing wrong with a crazy girl…just have a good poker face when you fib and keep her away from the cutlery.
hmwah | January 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Newsflash: This may come as a surprise to some men, but women *are* emotional, a feminine women is a package. She basically got dumped for being a woman and he wasn’t man enough to provide for her. But if some men prefer to be dominated by cold-as-ice shemales, who am I to judge?
mamamiasweepeaches | January 10, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I have male friends who gush about this chick, but all I ever see when I look at her is Olive Oyl with breast implants!
mamamiasweepeaches | January 10, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I have male friends who gush about this chick, but all I ever see when I look at her is what Olive Oyl would look like with breast implants!
ms.W | January 10, 2009 at 3:42 pm
LOL. Olive Oyl is so accurate! ;)
asdf | January 10, 2009 at 3:47 pm
you have an “a href” tag that’s not closed in the first sentence.
Harry | January 10, 2009 at 3:47 pm
The neediness is tolerable if she’s young and hot. But when they hit 35+…Well, it’s kinda why there are so many 40 year old women out there who spend all day at yoga and talk to their dogs like children.
Pathetic Worm | January 10, 2009 at 3:56 pm
LOVELY arse.
Dan | January 10, 2009 at 4:05 pm
<, The Superficial Guy!
mimi | January 10, 2009 at 4:16 pm
blech, she is a pig but still men should cater to a woman’s every need. At least a real man would. Problem: there are no real men left in this county, the schmucks.
supersex | January 10, 2009 at 4:16 pm
i’d fuck her
twice
johannes | January 10, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I’d love to stick my dick between her milk jugs and rub out some of my own milk
madame psychosis | January 10, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Did I see the words “professional kayaker”? Well, I’m off to work, being a professional commenter.
scabbeus | January 10, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Let’s look at what is truly going on here:
Ross McCall: Fag
John Mayer: Bisexual…no he’s a Fag
Carson Daly: Fag
Kip Pardue: Fag
Chris Benson: Fag
Rich Cronin: Fag
Joey Lawrence: Fag (Flaming)
Brad Ludden: Fag
Will Friedle: Fag
I believe I see a pattern that has developed!
dew | January 10, 2009 at 4:58 pm
She needs to pick better “friends” too. What a biatch to say that to the media!
rick | January 10, 2009 at 4:59 pm
#19 The pattern is that you like to call other guys fags
havoc | January 10, 2009 at 5:07 pm
“entertainer Joey Lawrence”
LMFAO!
.
Jimmy Jim | January 10, 2009 at 5:29 pm
there is nothing wrong with her, she’s a chick with bad taste in men, like most chicks. and she lost all her weight quick so definitely looking better than 95% of chicks on the planet.
rick | January 10, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I see she’s slimmed down those elephant legs. I’d have to hit all 3 holes now.
Aja | January 10, 2009 at 5:54 pm
HE dumped HER? He was ugly, I’m sorry…She’s not a supermodel, but she is cute, and he was a double chinned frumpy guy.
Elk | January 10, 2009 at 7:19 pm
He was scared of Jennifer Love Hewitt? What else is he scared of kittens, puppies, butterflies?
Ummm...yeah... | January 10, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Just face it people, the bitch is a true slut in every sense of the word.
She went through all those men in what, a year, two …maybe?
Slut! Whore! Slut!
Paris Fuckton ain’t got nothing on this chick.
Guest | January 10, 2009 at 7:57 pm
She is wearing Uggs.
omfg.
She can affored wayyy
better – it makes her look
uber high-school-ish.
salomon | January 10, 2009 at 8:54 pm
I would lick the shit off her asscrack
Fate | January 10, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Finally she is available. This is a sign from God. We will be together soon.
ron | January 10, 2009 at 9:50 pm
She got dumped by that fugly loser?
Balls McCoy | January 10, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Remember their engagement came right after she caught all that shit because of the bikini pics that looked bad. It was good spin, possibly a publicity stunt or his way to make her feel better which probably wasn’t truly genuine and now apparently wasn’t meant to be.
gerard Vandenberg | January 10, 2009 at 10:57 pm
She lives in LA, folks?
Mr. Right | January 10, 2009 at 11:09 pm
I would still like to stick my penis in her vagina until it ejaculated.
Anexio | January 10, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Her face is looking a little hard, especially in picture 2. Yikes!
I pray that she has some nudie shots from 10 years ago stashed away for that inevitable day that she no longer has a series and nobody will meet with her.
She’ll just whip out pictures with lots of pink and voila, she’s on top again but this time she’s playing crack whores on Lifetime. Next stop after that is riding the Bang Bros. bus in Miami.
Anexio eats my seed | January 10, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Pic 2 is a zoomed and pixelated, dumbshit.
Shemp | January 11, 2009 at 1:46 am
it is because of hyper-critical nimrods like you (or most of you) that JLH is walking with that coat blocking her gorgeous ass in the pic. just quit it already. she is totally hot. give it a rest, you losers…
and for the record, #28- if you’re gonna criticise someone as “high-school-ish”, try not using the word “uber” in the same sentence. pot, meet kettle…
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Sickitten | January 11, 2009 at 7:40 am
I believe she is insecure and needy because she is what is considered ;jolie-laide, also ‘pretty-ugly”
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Dirk Diggler | January 11, 2009 at 10:22 am
No matter how hot a woman is, if she is single, somebody somewhere is tired of her shit.
nipples | January 11, 2009 at 10:52 am
show us her titties i want nipples damn it
jesus | January 11, 2009 at 9:44 pm
i would dump this fat bitch too!
Dorian | January 11, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Uhm, what scared him off? Her fucking lies!
Not about other men – hah! – yeah right. Her lies about her supposed alleged size 2 ass. In her fucking dreams. It was her delusional state of mind that finally drove Ross away.
Notice how her huge ass is covered in each and everyone of the pics herewith? She’s a lying delusional HUGE SACK OF CRAP!
Jarrod | January 11, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Star said the dude wouldn’t sign a prenup and she wouldn’t get married without one.
Susan | January 12, 2009 at 12:03 am
Christmas Eve? Wait a minute. There are pictures of them on a couple of sites walking around holding hands 2 days after Christmas. *Shrugs*
RichPort's Ghost | January 12, 2009 at 8:37 am
You know the old saying, for every fat chick out there, there’s ten closeted homos sick of fucking her…
I bet she had to wear a moustache everytime she blew her ex…
Deacon Jones | January 12, 2009 at 10:22 am
@7
Oh. Clearly that’s what happened here.
Pretty simple folks, her ass looks like somebody took a 12 gauge to a bean chair. Couple that with the fact she doesn’t suck dick, she’s screwed.
Ted Mosby | January 12, 2009 at 10:26 am
I would be honored to be man enough for her. Once she rides the baloney pony all will be good.