Jennifer Love Hewitt’s crazy rambling well-received by celebs

December 6th, 2007 // 137 Comments

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s recent blog post about celebrity culture’s obsession with weight has inspired other famous women to think their opinion matters. Here’s what they told People magazine:

Petra Nemcova
“There are different angles that everybody, even if you’re in great shape, can look bad in a photograph. And printing these images is definitely influencing people’s minds – the stars themselves, but also the people who are reading and looking at the images, the teenagers. It’s definitely good that she spoke out.”

Rosario Dawson
“They’ll make a whole story about it if someone gains 5 lbs. … It think there is a huge obsession with size-zero jeans, and it’s just really scary. I don’t really know where that comes from. We’re not really in the Twiggy era anymore. It makes me really nervous, because I don’t know how in the world we’re supposed to be that thin unless we’re totally starving and drugging up.”

Anne Hathaway
“[As an actress], most of the year, your body is your own. But to be ridiculed for it is upsetting. But to also have to defend it or explain it or rejoice in it or put it down, or to be expected to have a public opinion about it … I don’t understand when that happened. I don’t think women should only be defined by their bodies and their weight. It’s a cycle we’ve been in for some time, and I don’t really like it.”

Wait, Rosario Dawson, who gained five pounds? Can you maybe drop me an e-mail with their name and attach some unflattering photos? That would be sweet. Thanks, you’re a doll. I’d let you cook me a delicious dinner anytime.


  1. mimi


  2. Woodie


  3. mkell

    I may get beat up for saying this, but why does any of this matter? So her ass grew a bit. Her boobs grew too! The only real travesty was her choice of swimsuit; those things need to be supported!

  4. mimi

    HA< HA HA!


  5. Woodie

    She is DEFINITELY NOT a size 2 like she claims…. Can you say, “Cellulite City”

  6. Gigi

    I agree there is too much obsession on weight, etc. in Hollywood and everywhere else for that matter. But she should own up to her true size. She’s no where near a size 2. More like an 8 or so.

  7. DA

    I don’t know about a size 2, but I think she’s hot and I would love to fuck her.

  8. J-Sin

    There is so much shit going on in the world right now. Hunger, famine, war…there is people dying in Darfur everyday and we got a crook in the White House. So why the hell is any of this important again?

  9. She’s a great lay. Trust me.

  10. nipolian

    Oh boo-fucking-hoo to all the celebrities that don’t think it is right for the public to scrutinize their weight and/or figure. You chose that lifestyle… with it. The public opinion goes with the fucking paycheck.

  11. fergernauster

    Even her boyfriend in that pic is checking out her pork hocks.

    Mmmmmmm. Ham.

  12. I guess this is a step up from Amy. It is a step up if you are drunk off your ass and everything is really blurry..

  13. Marc

    There’s less and less space on earth because of fat bitches, that’s why.

  14. nipolian

    #8 – So why the hell are you here again? You could be out feeding the hungry, protesting the war, supporting the people in Darfur and campaigning for that bitch Hillary……I am here strictly for the entertainment value that this site offers.

  15. Anne Hathaway in Havoc.. Nuff said

  16. CuteGuy

    I hate skinny women she looks sexy. Iam white and I love black woman bodies no one wants a stick figure without curves. She looks sexy

  17. Watter Bottle

    Look, you cunts, here’s the fucking deal: You got all your fucking money because of your looks. Not because you’re a sweet person, Daddy’s little girl, or the most specialist person on the planet….

    So if you’re gonna live by the sword, prepare to die by the sword. Don’t ride the looks and swim in your cash, and then bitch and moan and cry later when the looks start to fade and you’re criticized and cajoled.

    Fucking hypocunts.

  18. Duke

    What a bunch of wining fatties. If they all just stopped stuffing themselves with cake, cookies, and candy (the three “C”) then they wouldn’t look like this. Especially, all of these peri-menopausal complainers.

    Furthermore, why would any teenager want to be this fat, it is really unhealthy.

  19. Ken

    She is so hot. I noticed her him at one big site, it seems that is Sorry. I forget the username.

  20. Starchasm

    She wore the most unflattering swimsuit on the face of the planet, and wore it in at least one size too small. And she’s famous. Of course people are going to take pictures and giggle. I salute her for giving the gigglers (myself included) the finger.

    Those pics don’t make her look great, but she still looks a BILLION times better than Brittney or Paris.

    Oh god, I just imagined Brittney in that suit and threw up in my mouth a little.

  21. mkell

    The only unhealthy thing I’m seeing is that sunburn she’s got going on the backs of her somewhat dimply legs.

  22. lord

    swimsuits aren’t designed to cover your entire thigh.
    the mcrib is back, and jlh knows it.

  23. cruisingforcock

    This is exactly what my fat size 0 ass needs to read as I finish my McDonalds breakfast for lunch. Really though, before you comment, I really am a size 0. I can totally prove it, I just don’t feel like listening to shit from Italian Stallion again for posting nude pics of myself on the internet.

  24. horndawg

    I wanna see J Love Hewitt and Anne Hathaway do a remake of the “2 GIRLS 1 CUP” movie. Then I would surely beat the bishop to exhaustion.

  25. nutcase

    Just so you all know, the size 2 that she Really thinks she is, is because she buys all her clothes at all of those stores on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills that use Vanity Sizing to get rich, stupid fatties to buy more clothes. A size 2 at one of these stores is equal to a size 12 or more at Ross, Dillard’s, Penny’s, Robinson’s May, Bullocks, Broadway, etc…

  26. cruisingforcock

    #25 you really are a nutcase…

  27. fergernauster

    Her bewbies really ARE pendulous!

  28. yes- i do think she looks bad and i’m not intending to apologize for it.
    i don’t know whether it’s a poor choice of a petite swimsuit or maybe a bad angle- but i definitely don’t find JLH attractive in the notorious vacation-photos.
    I also believe that these celebs’ cry is hypocritical. come on, if you hate the way people judge you in the spotlight, hang your robe and say bye bye, and don’t let the door hit your fat-ass on the way.
    fame comes with a tagprice, it’s no secret… remember that when you bash in your blog about that imaginary size 2 of yours and also when you cash your enormous paycheck.

  29. nutcase


    You must really be a LARD ASS just like her.

  30. DA

    I want to see.

    * have a “nice” weekend.

  32. RichPort

    Unlike you idiots with vagina allergies, I’d smack her fat lumpy ass and ride the wave in.

  33. A long time ago, Beauty used to be a pretty big lady. Voluptuous, as they say. She didn’t just have curves. No, it was perfectly acceptable for her to have a few rolls and maybe even an extra chin. Nowadays beauty is a death camp inmate with subtle signs of malnutrition photoshoped and make-upped out of the picture. The bloodshot eyes, the pallid skin color, the retreating gumline…nothing a little Gaussian blur and base can’t fix.

    It seems that this culture’s ideal of feminine beauty is no longer a woman. It’s a little girl.

    Today I picked up my wife’s copy of Harper’s Bazaar and blinked a few times. Every single one of those girls is under 100 pounds (and under 18). Now, I know that there is a good reason the fashion industry covets the human coat hanger. Women, especially the young trendsetters, buy into this distortion. It works. It sells clothes. It’s not that men want women that thin – oh god no. It’s actually kind of repulsive. My opinion is that the fashion-conscious female consumers are themselves foisting this hollow tubercular image onto the world by buying the damn clothes.

    Marilyn Monroe never would have made it in show biz today. Too fat.

    That’s not to say that men these days want the fat lady again. No no no, we still prefer svelt chicks with 36 D’s hanging off their chest than real women with blemishes, bulges, and other anatomical irregularities – our fantasy lives still require an expert wrist on photoshop. So we’re not exactly helping the situation. But this current sicko trend, well, that’s not our perversions at work.

    As I flip through Harper’s I notice that the girls are mostly expressionless. When did beauty get so morose? I mean, there’s absolutely no sign of emotion or thought. No smiles. No sexy stare. No passion. They’re probably too hungry for emotion. Jil Sander said, “Beauty depends on the richness of your character.” Diana Vreeland said, “Without emotion, there is no beauty.” I can’t help but agree with them both.

    As always, the REAL victims here are the young girls who are having this unhealthy farce forced onto their consciousness day in and day out. It’s no wonder that they develop a low self-esteem when hundreds of times they’re told that the more womanly they get the less they will measure up. I don’t know about you, but I’d believe just about anything about myself after that degree of repetition. The subsequent hang-ups that they develop are express shipped right into their adult lives and their marriages.

    It needs to stop. But how?

  34. not a fatty

    I get where JLH and others are coming from with the whole media scrutiny and pressure to starve yourself.

    BUT there are some of us who do not have to drug or starve ourselves to be a size 2. Don’t assume I am anorexic or drugging because I am luckier than you are. Not all of us have inner fatties waiting to pop out the first time we decide to eat a meal or skip a workout. I workout moderately and eat moderately healthfully, but I do eat and I eat a lot!

    And by the way I am ACTUALLY a size 2…JLH is not a whale or anything, but she is full of $hit when she says she is a 2!

  35. Nikk


    Let’s see….we’ve got:

    Petra Nemcova…a fucking model who’s about as intelligent as a box of Twinkies. She gets praised for her Happy Hearts Fund….yet, I never hear anything about it…I just hear about all the parties and events she goes to. Hm.

    Rosario Dawson. I love Rosario, so I can’t knock her….but Rosario’s is in good shape.

    Anne Hathaway. Little Miss I’m Feminist And I Only Do Quality Films….like Ella Enchanted and The Princess Diaries. Anne’s dumber than a bag of tennis balls. She only sounds intelligent in interviews because she has someone feeding her lines. Honey, as an actress, your job is to look pretty and read the lines. That’s it. Only when you hit Meryl Streep-Katharine Hepburn-Audrey Hepburn levels of success can you blow the fuck up and still get taken seriously. Otherwise, put the latte down and tighten the fuck up.

    When Camryn Manheim came out and openly told what her dress size was….people were in uproar, but she actually embraced it, put a bit of humor in it and gave a REAL bitchslap to Hollywood. That’s how ya do it.

    Someone in another blog said that when JLH was being called Jennifer Love Huge Tits, she wasn’t complaining about it. She loved it…and she embraced it. Now, someone takes a bad pic of her and she’s crying and complaining. I can’t wait until she shuts the fuck up and goes back into obscurity and all these skinny ass bitches in Hollywood will shut the fuck up about body image. You’re in HOLLYWOOD.


  36. cruisingforcock

    @29 No mrs. nutcase, I’m wearing a size 0 pant today. But my ass is big and awesome.

  37. Mdiz

    Fatties….. Less crying more, gym time.

  38. DA

    I want to see #36, would it bother you if I jacked-off on your pic?

  39. cruisingforcock

    @38 I bet you already have….

  40. Todd Needs to Get a Life

    # 33 -

    Has your doctor never told you about Diet and Exercise…..

    I am going to write a Diet Book for all of you Porkers, and it will say in the Introduction – go to page 10, and on page 10 it will say go to page 65, and on page 65 it will say go to page 114, etc…. Just like in Middle School books, and on the last page you are instructed to go to it will say – Stupid ! DIET and EXERCISE. ;)

  41. nanya

    I think she looks great. she has an ass and big boobs whats wrong with that.

  42. PunkA

    She looks like someone who thinks “working out” is for migrant yard workers. She needs to just tone up is all. Not a huge girl, just lacking in fitness. Bet her heart could benefit from it, too.

  43. Shallo Val

    To all those actresses and models, GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

    Bad angles my huge Dumb-in-a-can CULO! When you’re in the sun, there are NO bad angles; EVERYTHING, every bad imperfection and dimple is real.

    You ever notice after you shave your legs and go to the beach how you can see one or two hairs you missed, or even one piece of stubble. You cannot hide anythign in the sun, and that’s why JHL, you fucking fag, the pictures on the web are TRUE.

    Frickin’ babies!

  44. brian

    HOw fucking stupid is the media???? Why did knowone call her out on her FLAT OUT LIE about being a size 2? Shes not even close to a size 2, try like a size 12.

  45. Harry

    I wonder if John Mayer still thinks “her body is a wonderland”. Yup. He wrote that song about her. And to the guy who said she was a great lay. Yeah. I hear that, too. But fatties tend to put out. The waitress at Denny’s on I-5 will blow your mind.

  46. Susan

    We all wish our flaws weren’t there. Only narcissists demand that others not call them flaws.

  47. shaggy


  48. PunkA

    Who would you rather bang? JLH or an Amy Winehouse type? Nuff said…

  49. Shallo Val

    40 – Todd, and this is serious.

    I actyually started to write an “article” but it’t turning into a tongue in cheek (shut up you perverts!) book about losing weight and keeping off the right an real way. I would love to send you the horrible first draft.

  50. Shallo Val

    don’t judge me by my typos. I’m not really trying.

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