Jennifer Love Hewitt’s chest shan’t be ignored and other news

- Lindsay Lohan should be the poster child for rehab. [Lainey Gossip]

- Shiloh is three, Focus on the Family. Three. [Dlisted]

- Shiloh is three, Focus on the Family. Three. [Dlisted]

- Kelis continues her work representing the American Dairy Association. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Katie Holmes mentally prepares to use her womb for the sole purpose of hiding Tom Cruise’s gayness again. [Celebslam]

- Paris Hilton banned from Brazil. [Huffington Post]

- Simon Cowell is about to be pussy-whipped out of a career. [TheFABlife]

- Logan Lerman is probably your new Spider-Man. [StarPulse]

- Dave Navarro gets nude for PETA. [Just Jared]

- Lil Wayne is either the luckiest man alive or great with matches. [Bossip]

- Wyclef Jean almost got Elin Woods’d. [The Blemish]

- Howard Stern really hates this Leno person. [Amy Grindhouse]

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