I don’t know where or when these were taken, but they feature Jennifer Love Hewitt topless with rocks on her back. And also Jennifer trying to put her leg over her head. Or something. I don’t know. The only thing I do know is that these might be the most important photographs of our generation. Well, except for that one I took of a doggie wearing a funny hat. That thing won like three Pulitzers.
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| Kate Middleton Steps Out On Her Own – Lainey Gossip |
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cassidee | September 27, 2007 at 2:23 pm
probably not first but….5th?
Blak Majek | September 27, 2007 at 2:23 pm
either way, you are not first.
cassidee | September 27, 2007 at 2:23 pm
WOO! i made first! oh yeahhhh!
Blak Majek | September 27, 2007 at 2:24 pm
And we stopped those “first!” jackasses!!!!!
Yippeee!!!!
Tyallie | September 27, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Okay..WHAT is she doing, though?
hill | September 27, 2007 at 2:32 pm
are her’s real? I’ve heard so many mixed rumors…
IFuckingHateYou | September 27, 2007 at 2:35 pm
#6 – they’re real..and they’re FANTASTIC.
Buttercup | September 27, 2007 at 2:36 pm
She may not be a conventional beauty and she may not have the amazing figure that she once had, but I still think she is one of the most adorable, beautiful, and sexy celebs out there. And it seems like she has a great personality to match.
miggs | September 27, 2007 at 2:36 pm
I have no problem working all of these poses/positions into my JLH fantasies. Hell, I can even work in that fucking fat chick.
gossipmonger | September 27, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Private comment site. who cares who’s first. They look big to me. She is a little strange though. http://www.gossipgonewild.com
wedgeone | September 27, 2007 at 2:38 pm
These must be old. She’s a wide-hipped fattie now. Tragic.
Barry LeFarge | September 27, 2007 at 2:46 pm
She should be the side act in the circus. Or a very bendable porn star.
pretzelcowgirl | September 27, 2007 at 2:47 pm
I’m doing that pose right now, but you can see can you?
jacknasty | September 27, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Love J. Lo Hewitt, of all celebs she seems like she’d be the best to have as a girlfriend. Nice, sweet, funny, but more importantly the best rack of her generation!
doh! | September 27, 2007 at 2:49 pm
I meant to say “can’t” see me. You CAN’T see me can you?
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 2:52 pm
@13,
Can you put both legs behind your head?
I have double-jointed legs and I’m VERY flexible.
FRIST!!! | September 27, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Hey TT, where you been?
wedgeone | September 27, 2007 at 2:57 pm
16- no body gives a fuck dude.
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 2:57 pm
I’ve been working, I’ve got today and tomorrow to do a months worth of work.
Nix | September 27, 2007 at 2:57 pm
She’s probably getting a hot stone massage. I’m having trouble opening a larger version of the pics, but from what I can see, that looks like the case. Hot stones are placed on certain parts of the back and limbs, and the body is massaged with equally warmed, but smaller, stones as well. It’s great for the circulation and the heat penetrates deeper than any manual pressure can.
Booya.
Cowgirl smoking peyote | September 27, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Hey TT,
I haven’t tried it,but maybe if/when Gwen S. comes over I’ll try! The hot rocks on the back sounds like a scene from a peyote induced coma!
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 3:00 pm
@18,
Excuse me, but I believe you think I give a shit, what you think. I got news for you dick-breath, I don’t give a fucking rats ass what you fucking think. So you can keep your god-damn idiot comments to yourself.
Retarded mother fucker.
Cowgurl smokin' peyote | September 27, 2007 at 3:00 pm
@19 are you going on a quest and will you regale us with tales of your trip?
Riotboy | September 27, 2007 at 3:01 pm
These pics are funny!
/I lol’d
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 3:02 pm
I’d pay damn good money to see that Cowgirl.
Peyote induced coma, sounds really wonderful right now.
wedgeone | September 27, 2007 at 3:03 pm
hmmm, fucking rats asses sounds exactly like something you would be doing.
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 3:05 pm
*crickets*
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 3:06 pm
*bullfrog*
cowgirl | September 27, 2007 at 3:06 pm
@25 I’d pay good money to see Gwen Stefani come over too!Tee Hee
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 3:06 pm
*songbird*
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 3:07 pm
LOL, I bet you would.
FRIST!!! | September 27, 2007 at 3:07 pm
So when did Drew Barrymore become a masseuse?
Barry LeFarge | September 27, 2007 at 3:07 pm
TT- I’d label him more of a palsey, but we can stick with retard for now.
scientific cowgirl | September 27, 2007 at 3:07 pm
*Snake*. Are we doing food chain webs and ecosystems today? Goody!
my comment | September 27, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Toe rings on both feet.
Why?
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 3:08 pm
LOL, she does kinda look like her.
scientific cowgirl | September 27, 2007 at 3:09 pm
@33–I would prefer the term “extra chromosome” it is much more pc and scientifically correct.
lady-croft | September 27, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Dog prostitute cover up should she. Lick ass infidels before the coming will. Make angry wrold mistakes america. no sleep when you no why. End of future bringing we do laugh you can but crys you wil. GOD is great and reasons we hates dum americans many your going hell.
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Algae -> Protozoa -> Oligochaeta -> Northern Eider -> Arctic Fox -> Man with club.
Mindy | September 27, 2007 at 3:14 pm
In the last pic is she smiling for the camera, or because she’s enjoying Drew’s ass play?
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Jebus fucking christ, who let the fucking village idiot (38) have access to a computer.
Mindy | September 27, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Wait, that can’t be Drew Barrymore – she doesn’t look like she had a stroke when she smiles.
cowgirl | September 27, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Hey thanks TT, I’ve always wanted a fur (coat) just jk! I would prefer arctic faux though!
Are you sure it is a man with club or fairy wand?
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 3:15 pm
I’m betting it’s the ass play.
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 3:17 pm
It could be.
Elly | September 27, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Got I love her rack – and I’m a girl!
Loved her on POF – I think she was a pretty awesome actress too. I wonder why she’s still not as famous.. maybe because all these ugly-as-sh!t-but-skinny-as-hell types are getting all the work.
joLIE | September 27, 2007 at 3:19 pm
I saw an interview with this girl. She is major crazy.
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FRIST!!! | September 27, 2007 at 3:19 pm
#35 Why not? I do.
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 3:21 pm
That first pic, she’s doing an Irish Fart Jig.
Nathalie | September 27, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I sincerely hope that masseuse is not pulling those rocks out of Jennifer’s ass. She does look relieved, however…