Jennifer Love Hewitt wishes she’d been nude from age 12 to 28

August 19th, 2008 // 113 Comments

Jennifer Love Hewitt despite her proclamations after Bikini-Gate that’s she secure with her body, dropped 18 pounds over the past couple of months and plans on running a marathon on her 30th birthday. (My sources tell me a team of scientists at NASA are building her a sports bra.) Jennifer recently sat down with Health magazine to give the greatest goddamn advice I’ve ever heard in my life – but not counting the part about her wanting to be a nude 12-year-old. I don’t even know:

“I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great! I want to tell all young girls to walk around in bikinis all summer–and enjoy it. I want to tell them to never, ever feel bad about anything, because there will be that one day in your 20s when you’ll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg. Initially it’s shocking, and you think, Whoa, I have to actually think about what I eat and work out double the amount I did before.”

Yeah, everything she said. With the bikinis and the girls and the wearing all summer. Make that stuff happen.

Photos: Flynet

  1. raqs

    I wanted to read you all but it’s taking me time… call her fat , cow or whatever, get angry against her and the rest of fat ppl .

    TEPSEPI…4ever

  2. no excuse for fatuousness

    No excuse:
    I’d be interested to know what is your country of origin/family background, as sometimes there can be genetic or cultural influences on diet/body type, etc (if you know)?

  3. whitebeeeaaaaar

    “in your 20s when you’ll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg”, :)) :)), freaking hamburgers, and how do you pople find the time to read those long posts, i just read the first 2 lines and i know what its about, so america is fat, big deal, every country has a little something of their own, like France, wine cheese and tashes, UK, fish chips the old lady with the hats… america is fat people gun love and george w (stupid)

  4. JJ

    #98

    I like Jennifer but she should just be honest and say that I got carried away and ate too much and got fat.

    Most Americans are fat and it is rare to see stick thin people in the US. Sure you can see skinny people as models and celebrities but most Americans are fat. Your argument of it is better than being stick thin is the typical fat American excuse.

  5. E

    I’d like to point out, that “no excuse for fatness” has probably spent about 3 hrs typing on the computer instead of exercising and preparing healthy nutritious meals.

  6. So she decided to stop being “normal” and starve to death, right?

    A hamburger on your hip, and a sausage on your arm, milady.

  7. .the watcher

    Jumpin Jacked Up Jesus H freakin Christ!

    Never use the words Nude or naked with Jennifer Love Hewitt in the same sentence ever again! My heart skipped a beat, my face went numb and my dick got so hard it ripped through my pants and punched a hole in the wall!

  8. Supposed2Be@Work

    Oh man,not another round of “She’s fat!” “YOU’RE FAT!” Comments!! #21,we get it. You’re a stuck up little bitch with an awesome body. GOOD FOR YOU!!! Let’s pat her on the back, you guys! Call everyone fat because she’s the #1 SOURCE of information on beauty!! I work out & eat a balanced diet too,but you know what? I’m SAMOAN. I’m fit,but dumb little things like her consider me one of those “heffers”! Don’t catch me in a dark alley, I will toss your skinny-spandex-wearing ass into the nearest dumpster!! That said, I think Jennifer Love Hewitt is adorable,at any size! She’s got a great smile and seems warm and freidns at all times,on or off screen. You don’t see that in the media anymore,since we’ve entered the Paris Era…

  9. Supposed2Be@Work

    *edit* Ugh,sorry, I got sucked into the FlameWar…I meant “friendly” in the last post… And these are supposed to be comments about the article,not us! What have we come to? There are so many diet/health related websites out there to hold many a “fit or fat” debate. Hell, if you have medical insurance,you can talk to people about dieting ALL DAY LONG on their sites! We should stick to “please keep your comments relevant to the post” . Do-overs!

  10. i will do J.L.H anyday. she can suck me off while i feel her sexy thighs making me horny before giving it to her doggy style while she sucks #21′s husband when #21 is away at the gym trying to lose the fat she got from the 1 000 000 000 000 burgers she had on her monthly break from computer

  11. Informative

    I remember reading she grew her boobs at 12, which might be why she chose that age for her quote.

  12. cole

    This #21 guy / guys / girl / girls or whatever seems to be really interesting… At one point, it’s like everything he / she /they write is very well thought of.. Very objective and accdg to the persona… very much the doings of a completely secure and sane person.. and an intellect at that.. but at times i think this is done or at least inspired by more than one writer.. some of the arguments and rebuttals are almost unbelievably flawless while some tend to contradict the authors own point (i.e. is it just me or has she been rubbing in that crap about doing all this just to vent out? i find that this rebuttal or if it be a fact for that matter has been mentioned one time too many..)

    Also, the person/s behind this #21 dude seem to be creating a character far too perfect and all the coherence and consistency of the logic in the arguments seem to be too much effort for just an online punching bag activity.. Something just doesnt quite add up about the image these #21 people are trying to create. i could go on about the messianic conflict against fat people this person has introduced which apparently and conveniently roots from a profound line of work, but nah… i have to admit i do enjoy reading all this for the hell of it. haha.

    O well, In any case, I do find this particularly entertaining. hope you guys keep it up!!

  13. Well what i think is Jennifer born in a very good family and she never feel so nude in such type of things.

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