Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t too happy about all the attention she’s been receiving after some unflattering bikini pics of her in Hawaii surfaced. The pictures overshadowed her engagement to Ross McCall which prompted Jennifer to do some blogging:
This is the last time I will address this subject.
I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.
A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.
What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong.Xoxo
JLH
Dear JLH,
Thank you for encouraging women of all sizes to wear bikinis. You have provided me with job security for the foreseeable future and I can sleep soundly tonight on my albino tiger skin sheets inside my solid gold house.
[Insert symbols for boob-grabbing here]
The Superficial Writer
P.S. My robot made of diamonds is also thankful that he won’t have to be powered down and thrown in the dumpster. He’d thank you himself if he wasn’t busy cooking me pancakes and writing this post while I drink my weight in bourbon. Yeah, type that stuff good, robot. Or I’ll punch you like a roast beef sandwich. Hey, check this out. I think I peed in the dishwasher again. *laughs* I totally did. No one appreciates the wicked cool stuff I do. *cries* Hold me close, diamond robot, you understand me. What with your strong, shiny arms like my own. Wait, are you still typing?
tommy salami | December 4, 2007 at 9:04 am
first u sniveling cunts.face it she is fat now
kingnormandy | December 4, 2007 at 9:05 am
She just totally beat you down, and that is all you can come up with? Nice work. Wow Jennifer Love Hewitt just kick your ass. How sad for you. She only looks bad in a bikini, but you got it handed to you by someone who stared in Party of five and the Ghost Whisperer.
Good luck sleeping tonight.
veggi | December 4, 2007 at 9:09 am
Jennifer – congratulations on finding a guy willing to buy the COW. Nice milk, by the way.
Pete | December 4, 2007 at 9:10 am
“She just totally beat you down” what, did she fall on him?
HBO | December 4, 2007 at 9:10 am
She is so cute in the pictures!! what a babe!Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebs dating club MEETRICH.COM not long before! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site.
Is she single??
cathy | December 4, 2007 at 9:15 am
Oh how I admire this woman for saying this. The media are the reason we have size 0 – and they fuel this obsessive nature for young girls. If u have a butt, boobs, whatever, be happy with yourself, as long as u have someone who loves u and your family loves who gives a SHIT WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS. I LOVE THIS WOMAN
uhm | December 4, 2007 at 9:18 am
from the chest up shes pretty hot. oddly her face doesnt appear to be affected at all. still very pretty girl.
i dont know about her bad angles comment. what would be a good angle?
yukadoozer | December 4, 2007 at 9:33 am
OK, SelfRighteous Sniveling Saint of IHOP and Jimmy Dean.
Is she auditioning for leader of the Youth Obesity Epidemic? Go Diabetes!
alan | December 4, 2007 at 9:34 am
Oh no, here come all the fatties with their “go girl!” shouted out between bon-bons.
fergernauster | December 4, 2007 at 9:35 am
Aw, c’mon. Drop it, everybody.
Guys are fat and slobbering everywhere and it’s acceptable. Who really gives a shit, anyway…
She’s cute. Whatever.
Next.
VimGander | December 4, 2007 at 9:37 am
Content aside, how impressive is it that she appears to have a better than rudimentary command of the English language? As Lindsay would say, she is an adequite communicator…
fergernauster | December 4, 2007 at 9:39 am
Oh, and just for the record, finding gristle in your chicken salad sandwich is puke-worthy.
boris the spider | December 4, 2007 at 9:41 am
you people call THAT fat? for petesake what is she like a size 6 or 8? she is NOT fat! she was SKINNY before…now she’s just, well…..NORMAL! i seriously think that was a horrible choice of bikini for her…especially the top that shouldn’t be worn by anyone with more than a b cup…she has a huge chest, and the bikini top should’ve been chosen more carefully. other than that i say she’s as hot as ever!
RichPort | December 4, 2007 at 9:41 am
Yea, she may be a bit flabby in the caboose, but I’d still ride her like a pickup with faulty shocks on a bumpy mountain road. Because everyone knows fat girls have to try harder to keep a man.
# 6 – Hey cathy, eat a few dozen salads, porky. I hate adults that rite lyke teenz. Go 2 h3ll. Ur opinion haz ofishulee bin cancilled.
LayDeeBug | December 4, 2007 at 9:43 am
She just killed herself for even acknowledging the bullshit peopLE are saying about her.
Honey, don’t you know by acknowleging it, you are also acknowledging that you are ashamed of your body as well and you wish you wer still that little pinup girl (though I’ve never seen your appeal).
YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WRITE BACK, STUPID!
yukadoozer | December 4, 2007 at 9:43 am
Fat/sloppy men are acceptable(NFL Football-duh.) b/c women are judged primarily on their looks since the beginning of time. Go start your free-to-be-you-and-me movement elsewhere.
Darken | December 4, 2007 at 9:44 am
Bad angles? Yeah your right because from the front your ass doesn’t block the sun?
JLH Is A Hypocritic Liar Trying to Look Like A Hero | December 4, 2007 at 9:51 am
Size 2, my ass. Honey, you’re not supposed to be in denial about your true size if you’re telling other girls to love their bodies.
This is “for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.” Yeah, right, that’s why you had to say your cellulites were due to “bad angles.” If you truly loved your body, sweetheart, you wouldn’t have said anything about that bad angles crap.
Why don’t you just admit that you freaked out because your non-photoshopped exposed ass and thighs are now shown all over the world?
Aly | December 4, 2007 at 9:52 am
Is she trying to suggest she is a size 2? Because she’s not. She isn’t fat, but she is bigger than a size 2 for sure.
Not convinced | December 4, 2007 at 9:53 am
I love how she talks about being a size 2. Not that I think she is really fat but the poor love isn’t a size 2 either (unless she meant Liar Land size 2)
vomit, her thighs are disgusting. she needs to get off her ass. | December 4, 2007 at 9:55 am
she is fat.
her lower body is revolting, and it is even creepier that her top doesn’t match it at all.
her cellulite is foul.
if britney is fat ( like everyone says ), jlh is morbidly obese.
look at the pictures in the bikini. don’t blame it on the bikini… it was not designed to cover massive cottage cheese thighs.
i don’t understand her reference to a size 2. is she saying that is the size of the pants she wears? because that would be a lie. there isn’t a snow ball’s chance in hell she can wear a size 2 jeans.
why are people defending this shit, and quick to point out other celebrity flaws. i have never seen a celebrity under 30 look so below average in a bathing suit.
this pear shaped loser doesn’t even make sense, and she is not empowering all fat women… she the ones with tits waist and ass. if you are shaped like a block, don’t go to the beach she thinks.
The new size 2 | December 4, 2007 at 9:56 am
Maybe she’s a size 2 at Chico’s.
RichPort | December 4, 2007 at 9:56 am
I dunno folks… she felt like a size 2 when she was sitting on my face. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
mike | December 4, 2007 at 9:58 am
she’s nice. if she threw herself at me i would hardly say no. but she wouldn’t be throwing herself at me, which is a shame. oh well.
(i wonder how many of the big talkers on here have hotter girlfriends or wives?)
fergernauster | December 4, 2007 at 10:00 am
Maybe it WOULD take a lot of pounding to get to the bottom of that (ass), but, damn, that “engagement” rock sure is small (a size 2?)
what? | December 4, 2007 at 10:01 am
#10.
do you ever read the shit people say about celebs on here?
women in 1000 times better shape than her are called fat on a regular basis. just because this one is boring and has less of a career doesn’t mean she is off the hook.
Kia | December 4, 2007 at 10:01 am
Unless she’s 4 feet tall there is no way that girl is a size 2. Size 12 maybe.
Kia | December 4, 2007 at 10:01 am
Unless she’s 4 feet tall there is no way that girl is a size 2. Size 12 maybe. Lying about your size doesn’t empower other women either.
mrs.t | December 4, 2007 at 10:04 am
She’s a 2 if she’s 4’9″.
Agree with LaDeeBug- responding was a very bad call.
mrs.t | December 4, 2007 at 10:06 am
Is Chico’s for fat women? I never see anyone going in there….
I Love You fergemauster | December 4, 2007 at 10:06 am
#25 LOL
Usually, the bigger the ass, the smaller the rock…
Chris | December 4, 2007 at 10:08 am
Let me see if I get this right – Jennifer Love Hewitt, who has made a living flaunting parts of her body, is now upset that other parts of her body are being scrutinized?
lux | December 4, 2007 at 10:09 am
She is not a size 2. 4 maybe.
fergernauster | December 4, 2007 at 10:10 am
Love makes you bigger, people. And she is clearly in love.
Ruby | December 4, 2007 at 10:11 am
@ Superfish
What’s with the peeing in the dishwasher? That’s like the 3rd time I see using that one which just makes me think it might actually be true. Dude, you need to lay of the sause. Everyone knows that if you have to pee while intoxicated, you do it on your neighbours porch.
not impressed | December 4, 2007 at 10:13 am
good call #21.
#24 unless you are one of the old uglies in society, your prob could have gotten someone hotter, with less of a weezel face and crater monster thighs.
she isn’t hot now just because she had long hair and hot body in a movie 5 years ago. and as for boobs… my maid has them as well.
lux.. look at the pics… size 12 min. ( in pants )
fuferge | December 4, 2007 at 10:14 am
34
Fuck your comments. You seem like a very angry hateful bitch.
Bruce | December 4, 2007 at 10:19 am
A size 2, she wishes. Dream on Babe. She is a porker and needs to lose about 25 pounds. Notice her non-formfitting coat. She is trying to cover up the extra weight she gained over Thanksgiving. She’d better call Jenny!
woodhorse | December 4, 2007 at 10:21 am
favorite writing in awhile. The lines between Fish and God are beginning to blur.
Another Hypocrite Bites the Dust | December 4, 2007 at 10:24 am
JLH to fat women is like Larry Craig to gays.
fergernauster | December 4, 2007 at 10:29 am
#37, I love you.
Morticia | December 4, 2007 at 10:36 am
Size 2 my ass. Only if size 10 is the new size 2.
The White Urkel | December 4, 2007 at 10:38 am
# 37 you are a fucking retard. Take your finger out of your ass and go get a real job.
Who the hell cares if she is fat or not. She still has more money than all of us on this post put together. It’s not like any of you have to sleep with her.
Let’s talk about more important things like illegal immagration, muslim terrorist or shaved / not shaved cootch!
Kim | December 4, 2007 at 10:50 am
Thank you #10.
All of the guys on this site that pick on the “fat” girls are probalby all nasty hairy and fat.
But then again, society says it’s OK for a guy to be a complete slob, but a woman has to be a perfect size 0 to be accepted.
I’m not saying that I’m for all women to go out an get fat, but that being a size 5 should be considered normal.
nice people make me sick | December 4, 2007 at 10:57 am
# 37 you are a fucking retard. Take your finger out of your ass and go get a real job.
Who the hell cares if she is fat or not. She still has more money than all of us on this post put together. It’s not like any of you have to sleep with her.”
i feel like you are at the wrong god damn website if that shit is all you have to say.
i could put that shit on britney spears posts too. do you see people say about her? and she is rich too. so are all celebs pretty much.
ugh! | December 4, 2007 at 10:59 am
44-
why do you bring up a size 5. look at the bikini pics.
this chic would be a size 10 on a good day ( in pants ).
ugh! | December 4, 2007 at 10:59 am
44-
why do you bring up a size 5. look at the bikini pics.
this chic would be a size 10 on a good day ( in pants ).
alan | December 4, 2007 at 11:00 am
#44- thinking a size 5 should be considered normal is why America has an obesity epidimic. How about we don’t lower the standards and we let people know when they’ve packed on a few and need to hit the gym? It’s not a comment on your worth as a person, it just means you need to slow the eating and put some work in.
LayDeeBug | December 4, 2007 at 11:05 am
#22, that was HIL-AR-I-OUS!!!!
Penitent Tangent | December 4, 2007 at 11:07 am
gah a size 2 isn’t fat.
i’ve actually have yet to date a size 0 and let me tell you something…size 0 has no fucking curves, why? I don’t know, all my size 0 friends are curve less twigs.
however, the last two girls i’ve dated are a size 2 and holy crap where they goddesses…
I just don’t understand all the damn superficiality, as if you idiots who are totally boohooing the fact that she’s not a twig were the most attractive pieces…
I guess i respect women, regardless of size.