Jennifer Love Hewitt did a little shopping yesterday sporting a tank top that reads “Save the Future.” Of course, it took me three hours to realize it said more than “Save”. Anyway, I’m glad to see Jennifer is advertising our efforts. You see, she and I are working together to make the future a brighter place. I’m drinking all the whiskey I can get my hands on, and Jennifer Love is eating, well, all the Haagen Daaz. I don’t like to brag, but I think we’re making a difference. We’re like a more effective version of the U.N. – but with bigger boobs. Take that, Pitt-Jolies! You got served.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
blah, shut up she is beautiful. no wonder girls have eating disorders… they are told normal is too fat.
JLH is not fat. she is maybe on the verge of it, but she is definitely not fat. the only reason why every one thinks she’s fat is because of the messed up society that we live in. a size 2/4 is fat which is totally ridiculous. it is just because of the nicole richie’s of the world that girls want to be 000 and weighing over like 100 lbs is huge. in marilyn monroe’s time, being a size 8 was pretty skinny. its ridiculous what we have come to these days.
She’s not fat, she just has wide hips (pear shaped).
I wanna sleep with her boyfriend. He’s the shizz.
I think every lady out there knows there is no possible way this girl is a size two. By no means is she fat, but size TWO? I say a six at the least!
If anybody else is lonely and looking for a good time, I’ll be in a men’s restroom at LaGuardia. Just tap my foot and it is on ;) Anal and sucking only though guys. Don’t go cheap and bring less than 10 dollars! Me sooo horny. Me love you long time big boys. No guys with small wangs come by. I’m WAY too loose and worn out for either of us to feel anything. Some posters on here have made me really angry and I’ve need some hard pounding in my butt. If nobody shows up I might just have to cry myself to sleep yet again. sigh It is hard being cursed with this bloated body. Oh, and JLH is a fellow porker.
JLH should make most women feel good about themselves: the thin ones for sure, and the fat ones? At least they can work out to look good and until then, at least their bodies are in an acceptable proportion.
JLH, on the other hand, was cursed with a hip way too wide for her size. That was the reason she never exposed her ass completely even in her skinny days. No matter what she does, she will never have the right body proportion, unlike most women who work out.
That is why she always has to attract attention to her boobs, so people wouldn’t realize her cursed ass.
And for those saying those jeans don’t flatter her, it will be a miracle if you can find any pair of jeans that will flatter an ass that wide and flat, especially with such narrow shoulders.
uh, she’s fat. end of story.
First of all let me say that clothing size varies yes you can be a size 2 in certain clothes and a size 6 which i suspect she actually is in other clothes. I have expierenced this. Second half you people blogging about how she is fat are probably sitting on your couches wishing you were even close to a size 8 and actually like a 16. Finally I think its great that someone who use to be a toothpick is going with nature and being an average gal I wish when I was in high school starving everyday I saw more young women like her in magazines, instead of the heroin chic calvin and all those idiots were promoting.
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All right, you won you big baby. What can I say? I totally screwed it up! I’m a loser. Total loser and YOU, well, you are the winner. Yes, a WINNER!!
I’m so ashamed of myself right now. This is my weakness, you know? I’m always losing at this game. I can’t help myself. It is difficult for me to admit it, to talk about it. But I want to share this weakness with you cause I feel so dirty, so disgusting right now. I have to admit it : I just can’t compete with stupidity. Thats it. I’ve said it. Well, I’m out. Now that i’m free, I’m gonna finish Marcel Proust’s ”À la recherche du temps perdu” while listening to François Couperin. Good old Marcel. He’s such a fag.
Pork Belly Futures?
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“I just can’t compete with stupidity. ”
Honey, that is not the right attitude for you. If mentally challenged individuals can compete and know the warmth of being a winner in the Special Olympics despite their disabilities, then surely one with stupidity, such as yourself, can find an appropriate place to fit in life. I suggest you check out some hick state where they are into that whole brother and sister coitus scene and a third generation crack baby turned cock sucking prostitute would easily blend in with the incestuous mutants and find competing to be much more enjoyable. Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock. Phil Collins’ solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist.
Now that I have mirrored your sad attempt to impress by sharing cultural interests, I’m free to say my own final piece. I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane? Did you know that Ted Bundy’s first dog was a collie named Lassie?
Just for the record, I was being ironic. I don’t need to expose myself on the internet to a bunch of stanger. But since you too seem to use this ”sad attempt to impress”, I’m ok with it. I’m glad i’ve been able to give you your 5 minutes of glory. Enjoy it… It may be the last time.
By the way, If you wanna talk about insanity, please, don’t choose Ted Bundy as a model. He’s so boring, only killing girls with long hair like the one who rejected him. I prefer Albert Fish. Thats a killer. Or Ed Kemper, what a funny guy, eating his own male lovers.
You guys are retarded. She is nowhere near “fat”. Take a look in the mirror.
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why plain to ugly people always stick up for plain to ugly celebrities?
i think us HOT people deserve a chance to be heard when we dont agree having plain to ugly people be famous
..especially when needed silicone to get attention (huh Lindasy?)
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she’s not exactly fat… she’s SLOPPY
i’ve seen much bigger girls look real good.
sagging belly fat & sagging tits looks pretty bad on anybody
wtf is wrong with you people and this world? your shallow as hell, your all terrified of being vulnerable and real. well news flash fagots we all have flaws, its called being a human being. your moms that gave you birth are all probably a fat size 22. so find a new sex symbol, stop bringing JLH down to temporarily feel good about your shity ass selves. At least she has someone who looks like they truly love her, which is something you should ALL be jealous of.