Jennifer Love Hewitt did a little shopping yesterday sporting a tank top that reads “Save the Future.” Of course, it took me three hours to realize it said more than “Save”. Anyway, I’m glad to see Jennifer is advertising our efforts. You see, she and I are working together to make the future a brighter place. I’m drinking all the whiskey I can get my hands on, and Jennifer Love is eating, well, all the Haagen Daaz. I don’t like to brag, but I think we’re making a difference. We’re like a more effective version of the U.N. – but with bigger boobs. Take that, Pitt-Jolies! You got served.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
whatever | February 11, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Okay, I’m going to be a total asshole now. a) No way in HELL is that girl a size 2, so she needs to just admit that she’s not that small, and b) I’m sure she could find the time in her “busy” schedule to jog if she wanted to.
Zang | February 11, 2008 at 4:50 pm
They’re holding on to each other for dear life because halfway down the escalator alarm went off.
combustion8 | February 11, 2008 at 4:51 pm
First!
I mean Fat!
PTSD | February 11, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Save this
Fuck the future
Moe Stuff | February 11, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Her ASS keeps getting w i d e r.
race80 | February 11, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Okay, its not that she’s fat or anything but no WAY is she a size 2. And those jeans are really NOT flattering on her.
vince | February 11, 2008 at 4:53 pm
b u s i n e s s class
lipper | February 11, 2008 at 4:53 pm
THAT is a size 8. At least!
Andrea | February 11, 2008 at 4:54 pm
“Okay, its not that she’s fat or anything”
Yes she is.
meh | February 11, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I thought that was a gym bag in photo number 3 and I was going to make a joke about it…then I looked closer and found out it’s just a really big purse. I have a purse that big…for sneaking food into the movie theatre…hhmmmmm…
combustion8 | February 11, 2008 at 4:55 pm
her arms alone are a size 4… invest in a totalgym fatty fatty fat fat!!
Kim | February 11, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Ok, I’m sure I’m going to get eaten alive here for sticking up for her, but I don’t think JLH meant that SHE was a size 2 when she made that comment. I took it as her saying that society says that even a size 2 is fat. I don’t think she is that fat, she just inherited the unfortunately large hips she has. Her face and upper body are fine, maybe a little toning is in order, but she is just one of the pear shaped girls.
gits | February 11, 2008 at 4:56 pm
The tank top should say “Save the Tits” because that’s the only attractive part of her left.
Doomhammer | February 11, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Save the future. Shoot Obama.
Kim | February 11, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Thank you Doomhammer! I don’t want a terrorist for my next president!
Bethany | February 11, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Here we go again. Everybody will say she’s not fat but her outfit is unflattering, especially the jeans. Look, we’ve seen recent pictures of what’s under the seat of those jeans. IT’S NOT THE OUTFIT. Any cottage cheese wrapper is bound to look ugly.
Ted from LA | February 11, 2008 at 4:58 pm
It says, “Save the Furniture,” not “Save the Future.” The “ture” part is right above her size 2 ass.
GUT THIS WHORE ALREADY | February 11, 2008 at 5:00 pm
she wants to save the future so she can have it as a midnight snack tonight.
vile creature | February 11, 2008 at 5:02 pm
she’s going to be a fat hog after a baby. that guy she’s marrying must really like her cause this isn’t a good sign of her future looks.
Marc | February 11, 2008 at 5:03 pm
“I’m sure I’m going to get eaten alive here for sticking up for her”
You only need to be eaten alive if you upset her supporters.
Jen | February 11, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Have you watched The Biggest Loser? Those are fat people, JLH is not.
Ted from LA | February 11, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Kim,
How could you go from being so smart in one post (defending JLH) to being so dumb in your Obama post? It must be a troll.
combustion8 | February 11, 2008 at 5:05 pm
“Have you watched The Biggest Loser? Those are fat people”
hate to burst your bubble but theres a difference between fat and morbidly obese.
Ted to LA | February 11, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Ted,
With a 3-letter name, there could be duplicates. You need to look closely.
midnightrain | February 11, 2008 at 5:10 pm
#12 – Agreed.
Ben | February 11, 2008 at 5:10 pm
The people on Biggest Loser are disgusting whales. JLH is fat. Look at her arms and her picnic table butt. Her outfits are unflattering because her body is in them.
Ted from LA | February 11, 2008 at 5:10 pm
#24,
Thank you troll. I’m starting to like you (Ted to LA).
Biff Henderson | February 11, 2008 at 5:15 pm
She needs to tone up. She’s not fat, just sloppy looking.
I’d still hit that six ways to Sunday.
Slick | February 11, 2008 at 5:15 pm
I think she looks incredibly hot. I don’t know what you tool-bags look for in a girl. “Hey dude, I can see her intestines work she’s so skinny! I need to make her mine!”
Get real. Stick figures are disgusting. JLH is HOT!
Steffie | February 11, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Here we go again…
You know, I really hate the hypocrisy of girls. All the girls who “defend” Jennifer here will rip an equivalently overweight girl who they dislike, for example, Britney. You’re all changeable Hillarys, with no true ideas.
#29 is a non-slim girl | February 11, 2008 at 5:18 pm
seriously…try again, and make it believable this time. the desperation showed through loud and clear.
Auntie Kryst | February 11, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Meh…who cares. I do like how she manages to be both a hypocrite and a poseur. Just another wasteful conspicuous consumer wearing a trendy shirt with a “green” message to the mall…Fail.
(@) | February 11, 2008 at 5:19 pm
#23. Agreed. Fuck seriously what is with the thinking in extremes with you people. “Well at least she’s not Nicole Richie and she’s not like Rosie O’donell”. Yes, BUTT (big fat wide BUTT) there is a whole world of acceptable healthy hotness in the MIDDLE.
This gilr has the TYPICA L lazty not obese fat girl body. She relies on her boobs to attract men and she has let everything else get huge. She has mom arms, a mom ass, a mom tummy but what? No CHILDREN. She was once very toned and now what the FUCK? Is she 50? Did she just have twins yesterday? No fucking excuses.
NEWSFLASH lardies if you eat well and work out you will NEVER be this size. She’s lazy and she binges. FACT and FACT.
All of you defending her are either her size or likely MUCH bigger.
steve | February 11, 2008 at 5:21 pm
I don’t like her, not because she’s fat, but because she’s untalented, bitchy, and full of herself, as her recent comments showed. And she’s fat.
nipolian | February 11, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I’m sure it is just a bad camera angle that makes her ass look twice as wide as the guy she is with in the last pic…….Yeah that’s it……bad camera angle.
Racer X | February 11, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Her butt is wide but it’s flat.
/would hit it doggystyle
Roger Ebert's remaining jaw | February 11, 2008 at 5:25 pm
She should get a show on the CW network, because she’s let herself go to the point where she appeals primarily to similarly undisciplined black folks.
Dictionary.com | February 11, 2008 at 5:28 pm
We have a new definition for “white guy”:
Her butt is wide but it’s flat.
/would hit it doggystyle
Celeb Zaridiots | February 11, 2008 at 5:29 pm
#29. There is a big difference between stick figure and JLH. I love how the only way to defend this hwhiny cow is to use extremes of annorexics. Jennifer love Hewitt was in great shape a few years ago and she’s still in her 20′s thems are lazy, binger pounds she’s thrown on.
What about girls like Pnenloppe Cruz and Jessica Biel, toned and hot, no eating disorders and nof fat asses. I guess they are just “lucky ” right? Fuck that. Work out eat well and you can have a great body.
fagtown | February 11, 2008 at 5:29 pm
where was the save the whales joke
deaconjones | February 11, 2008 at 5:30 pm
@13
Yes!
Do something with those flabby arms. She’s not bad though, for a Jew. Usually by her age they balloon up and start wearing the gawdiest, most obnoxious jewelry/hair/clothes imaginable
Celeb Zaridiots | February 11, 2008 at 5:30 pm
#29. There is a big difference between stick figure and JLH. I love how the only way to defend this whiny cow is to use extremes of anorexics. Jennifer Love Hewitt was in great shape a few years ago and she’s still in her 20′s thems are lazy, binger pounds she’s thrown on.
What about girls like Pnenloppe Cruz and Jessica Biel? Toned and hot, no eating disorders and no fat asses. I guess they are just “lucky ” right? Fuck that. Work out eat well and you can have a great body.
JLH Supporters | February 11, 2008 at 5:33 pm
{chomp snap munch munch gulp snort burp} she looks fine {crunch crunch slurp swallow cough snort burp} she has a real woman’s figure {rip snort snap chomp chomp pause chomp gulp cough cough slurp swallow burp} sorry if that makes you pedos uncomfortable. {burp-fart}
!@#$%^&* | February 11, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Oh here we go we’ll get 300 comments by tommorrow. Come on fatties start whining in defense of this lazy cow.
Save Room for Dessert | February 11, 2008 at 5:35 pm
she could at least be honest
!@#$%^&* | February 11, 2008 at 5:36 pm
#43. LOL
That is TRUTH.
iwish | February 11, 2008 at 5:38 pm
she’s not fat. you people are stupid. i’m crackhead skinny, and if i didn’t carry a deepfryer around in my purse, my friends would swear i’m anorexic. and yet, i wish i had a thicker body, because curves are nice on a lady. i’d rather look like jlh (who i hate, by the way) than mischa barton (who i also hate).
you girls saying she’s fat probably suffer from huge self-esteem issues — either because you’re bulimic, overweight, or just ugly. and you guys are most definitely all overweight. most definitely.
redsonja1313 | February 11, 2008 at 5:39 pm
SHe makes me feel MUCH better about my body. Her hips and ass are out of control !!! Hey J-Love……………TRY HUSTLING DOWN THE STIARS AT THE MALL NEXT TIME
Run n Gun | February 11, 2008 at 5:42 pm
“you guys are most definitely all overweight. most definitely.”
Who the fuck talks like that? God, think of the awful scenes her husband will have to witness, night by night, as everything just goes south or turns to cottage cheese, poor guy
Adri | February 11, 2008 at 5:43 pm
First I say, “No, she’s not that big..” or “She’s not really fat… maybe just– average” Then I think to myself, “How would I feel if I were that size?” and I realize that I would not let that happen! At least she doesn’t starve herself– but seriously if you want to eat whatever you want (or at least close to it) you’re going to have to work out..