Jennifer Love Hewitt wants to save something

February 11th, 2008 // 267 Comments

Jennifer Love Hewitt did a little shopping yesterday sporting a tank top that reads “Save the Future.” Of course, it took me three hours to realize it said more than “Save”. Anyway, I’m glad to see Jennifer is advertising our efforts. You see, she and I are working together to make the future a brighter place. I’m drinking all the whiskey I can get my hands on, and Jennifer Love is eating, well, all the Haagen Daaz. I don’t like to brag, but I think we’re making a difference. We’re like a more effective version of the U.N. – but with bigger boobs. Take that, Pitt-Jolies! You got served.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. whatever

    Okay, I’m going to be a total asshole now. a) No way in HELL is that girl a size 2, so she needs to just admit that she’s not that small, and b) I’m sure she could find the time in her “busy” schedule to jog if she wanted to.

  2. Zang

    They’re holding on to each other for dear life because halfway down the escalator alarm went off.

  3. combustion8

    First!

    I mean Fat!

  4. PTSD

    Save this

    Fuck the future

  5. Moe Stuff

    Her ASS keeps getting w i d e r.

  6. race80

    Okay, its not that she’s fat or anything but no WAY is she a size 2. And those jeans are really NOT flattering on her.

  7. vince

    b u s i n e s s class

  8. lipper

    THAT is a size 8. At least!

  9. Andrea

    “Okay, its not that she’s fat or anything”

    Yes she is.

  10. meh

    I thought that was a gym bag in photo number 3 and I was going to make a joke about it…then I looked closer and found out it’s just a really big purse. I have a purse that big…for sneaking food into the movie theatre…hhmmmmm…

  11. combustion8

    her arms alone are a size 4… invest in a totalgym fatty fatty fat fat!!

  12. Kim

    Ok, I’m sure I’m going to get eaten alive here for sticking up for her, but I don’t think JLH meant that SHE was a size 2 when she made that comment. I took it as her saying that society says that even a size 2 is fat. I don’t think she is that fat, she just inherited the unfortunately large hips she has. Her face and upper body are fine, maybe a little toning is in order, but she is just one of the pear shaped girls.

  13. gits

    The tank top should say “Save the Tits” because that’s the only attractive part of her left.

  14. Doomhammer

    Save the future. Shoot Obama.

  15. Kim

    Thank you Doomhammer! I don’t want a terrorist for my next president!

  16. Bethany

    Here we go again. Everybody will say she’s not fat but her outfit is unflattering, especially the jeans. Look, we’ve seen recent pictures of what’s under the seat of those jeans. IT’S NOT THE OUTFIT. Any cottage cheese wrapper is bound to look ugly.

  17. Ted from LA

    It says, “Save the Furniture,” not “Save the Future.” The “ture” part is right above her size 2 ass.

  18. GUT THIS WHORE ALREADY

    she wants to save the future so she can have it as a midnight snack tonight.

  19. vile creature

    she’s going to be a fat hog after a baby. that guy she’s marrying must really like her cause this isn’t a good sign of her future looks.

  20. Marc

    “I’m sure I’m going to get eaten alive here for sticking up for her”

    You only need to be eaten alive if you upset her supporters.

  21. Jen

    Have you watched The Biggest Loser? Those are fat people, JLH is not.

  22. Ted from LA

    Kim,
    How could you go from being so smart in one post (defending JLH) to being so dumb in your Obama post? It must be a troll.

  23. combustion8

    “Have you watched The Biggest Loser? Those are fat people”

    hate to burst your bubble but theres a difference between fat and morbidly obese.

  24. Ted to LA

    Ted,
    With a 3-letter name, there could be duplicates. You need to look closely.

  25. midnightrain

    #12 – Agreed.

  26. Ben

    The people on Biggest Loser are disgusting whales. JLH is fat. Look at her arms and her picnic table butt. Her outfits are unflattering because her body is in them.

  27. Ted from LA

    #24,
    Thank you troll. I’m starting to like you (Ted to LA).

  28. Biff Henderson

    She needs to tone up. She’s not fat, just sloppy looking.

    I’d still hit that six ways to Sunday.

  29. Slick

    I think she looks incredibly hot. I don’t know what you tool-bags look for in a girl. “Hey dude, I can see her intestines work she’s so skinny! I need to make her mine!”

    Get real. Stick figures are disgusting. JLH is HOT!

  30. Steffie

    Here we go again…

    You know, I really hate the hypocrisy of girls. All the girls who “defend” Jennifer here will rip an equivalently overweight girl who they dislike, for example, Britney. You’re all changeable Hillarys, with no true ideas.

  31. #29 is a non-slim girl

    seriously…try again, and make it believable this time. the desperation showed through loud and clear.

  32. Auntie Kryst

    Meh…who cares. I do like how she manages to be both a hypocrite and a poseur. Just another wasteful conspicuous consumer wearing a trendy shirt with a “green” message to the mall…Fail.

  33. (@)

    #23. Agreed. Fuck seriously what is with the thinking in extremes with you people. “Well at least she’s not Nicole Richie and she’s not like Rosie O’donell”. Yes, BUTT (big fat wide BUTT) there is a whole world of acceptable healthy hotness in the MIDDLE.

    This gilr has the TYPICA L lazty not obese fat girl body. She relies on her boobs to attract men and she has let everything else get huge. She has mom arms, a mom ass, a mom tummy but what? No CHILDREN. She was once very toned and now what the FUCK? Is she 50? Did she just have twins yesterday? No fucking excuses.

    NEWSFLASH lardies if you eat well and work out you will NEVER be this size. She’s lazy and she binges. FACT and FACT.

    All of you defending her are either her size or likely MUCH bigger.

  34. steve

    I don’t like her, not because she’s fat, but because she’s untalented, bitchy, and full of herself, as her recent comments showed. And she’s fat.

  35. nipolian

    I’m sure it is just a bad camera angle that makes her ass look twice as wide as the guy she is with in the last pic…….Yeah that’s it……bad camera angle.

  36. Racer X

    Her butt is wide but it’s flat.

    /would hit it doggystyle

  37. Roger Ebert's remaining jaw

    She should get a show on the CW network, because she’s let herself go to the point where she appeals primarily to similarly undisciplined black folks.

  38. Dictionary.com

    We have a new definition for “white guy”:

    Her butt is wide but it’s flat.

    /would hit it doggystyle

  39. Celeb Zaridiots

    #29. There is a big difference between stick figure and JLH. I love how the only way to defend this hwhiny cow is to use extremes of annorexics. Jennifer love Hewitt was in great shape a few years ago and she’s still in her 20′s thems are lazy, binger pounds she’s thrown on.

    What about girls like Pnenloppe Cruz and Jessica Biel, toned and hot, no eating disorders and nof fat asses. I guess they are just “lucky ” right? Fuck that. Work out eat well and you can have a great body.

  40. fagtown

    where was the save the whales joke

  41. deaconjones

    @13
    Yes!

    Do something with those flabby arms. She’s not bad though, for a Jew. Usually by her age they balloon up and start wearing the gawdiest, most obnoxious jewelry/hair/clothes imaginable

  42. Celeb Zaridiots

    #29. There is a big difference between stick figure and JLH. I love how the only way to defend this whiny cow is to use extremes of anorexics. Jennifer Love Hewitt was in great shape a few years ago and she’s still in her 20′s thems are lazy, binger pounds she’s thrown on.

    What about girls like Pnenloppe Cruz and Jessica Biel? Toned and hot, no eating disorders and no fat asses. I guess they are just “lucky ” right? Fuck that. Work out eat well and you can have a great body.

  43. JLH Supporters

    {chomp snap munch munch gulp snort burp} she looks fine {crunch crunch slurp swallow cough snort burp} she has a real woman’s figure {rip snort snap chomp chomp pause chomp gulp cough cough slurp swallow burp} sorry if that makes you pedos uncomfortable. {burp-fart}

  44. !@#$%^&*

    Oh here we go we’ll get 300 comments by tommorrow. Come on fatties start whining in defense of this lazy cow.

  45. Save Room for Dessert

    she could at least be honest

  46. !@#$%^&*

    #43. LOL
    That is TRUTH.

  47. iwish

    she’s not fat. you people are stupid. i’m crackhead skinny, and if i didn’t carry a deepfryer around in my purse, my friends would swear i’m anorexic. and yet, i wish i had a thicker body, because curves are nice on a lady. i’d rather look like jlh (who i hate, by the way) than mischa barton (who i also hate).

    you girls saying she’s fat probably suffer from huge self-esteem issues — either because you’re bulimic, overweight, or just ugly. and you guys are most definitely all overweight. most definitely.

  48. redsonja1313

    SHe makes me feel MUCH better about my body. Her hips and ass are out of control !!! Hey J-Love……………TRY HUSTLING DOWN THE STIARS AT THE MALL NEXT TIME

  49. Run n Gun

    “you guys are most definitely all overweight. most definitely.”

    Who the fuck talks like that? God, think of the awful scenes her husband will have to witness, night by night, as everything just goes south or turns to cottage cheese, poor guy

  50. Adri

    First I say, “No, she’s not that big..” or “She’s not really fat… maybe just– average” Then I think to myself, “How would I feel if I were that size?” and I realize that I would not let that happen! At least she doesn’t starve herself– but seriously if you want to eat whatever you want (or at least close to it) you’re going to have to work out..

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