Jennifer Love Hewitt, so, uh, what happened?

November 28th, 2007 // 552 Comments
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Jennifer Love Hewitt spent a few days in her bikini in Hawaii with her boyfriend Ross McCall. Something went awry between this picture in September and what we’re looking at right now. What the hell are those ghosts whispering to her? That cake fights cancer? Because it’s a proven fact that the only cure for cancer is having sex with me. Okay, maybe not so much proven, as drunkenly hinted at when you realize I’m not really Patrick Dempsey.

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  1. Quincy

    Like eveyone is so perfect. That is horrible that anyone would write such atroucious things about a person. Jennifer Love Hewitt is such a beautiful woman from head to toe. She is also a PERSON you know. I think that most people lack to relize that. NO ONE IS PERFECT!!!!!! Cut her a damn break. Not everyone with a family and a NORMAL life has time for a damn gym.

  2. Quincy

    Like eveyone is so perfect. That is horrible that anyone would write such atroucious things about a person. Jennifer Love Hewitt is such a beautiful woman from head to toe. She is also a PERSON you know. I think that most people lack to relize that. NO ONE IS PERFECT!!!!!! Cut her a damn break. Not everyone with a family and a NORMAL life has time for a damn gym.

  3. Skuzballs

    Re; #38,
    I say she looks BETTER without makeup. And no she’s NOT fat in these pics.

  4. Enami

    She’s gorgeous!!!No matter what they say.

  5. paul

    actually, she is DAMN FAT. all of you people defending her, are probably also fat. sure, she looks better than most american women. that’s because american women are fat cows. well, not all of them, just 85% of them. i live in an ex-communist country, where we grew up without mcdonalds and shit like that. you should see our women. most of them are beautiful, with great bodies. of course you desperate americans would hit that ass like there’s no tomorrow. you don’t have a fuckin’ choice. i mean, how long can you jack off? sooner or later, every fat bitch starts looking like a million bucks. i know. i’ve lived in the usa for a couple of months. damn, i’ve never been more frustrated. when i got back home, it felt like paradise. deliver me to beautiful, great-bodied women. fuck your “average sized” (yeah right, in your dreams) women. keep them. lock them up, actually. yuck! jennifer is FAT!

  6. Bill

    Are you guys not into women..i would still bang the hell out of that..perfect doggy style body. http://www.characterplanet.com

  7. nene

    i think shes perfect!
    I don’t care what you think, she still looks amazing.
    She’s wearing that swimsuit to show off her shape and theirs nothing wrong with that.

  8. dan

    Oh my God.. she is fat and cellulite legs and …uuurrggghhhh….don’t make me puke….

  9. Pippa

    She looks happy and that is all that should matter but I’m still a bit confused….what happened? Jennifer Love had a fabulous body…..I’m remembering her from that movie in which she played an American girl living and working in London and her boyfriend kept dying she kept trying to prevent it…….anyone remember that? If you you do, you’ll get me on this…..I think that this is fat for her……she’s supposed to be ALOT, smaller!!

  10. RAE

    Funny how you all dis her body. She is happy with herself and image. I bet all cretins posting this crap insulting her body don’t have a “perfect” body either. people act like celebrities aren’t people anymore, it’s disgusting. It seems now-a-days people spend their free time making themselves look better for other people and dis other people all day who don’t have their standards. You’ll all end up wrinkly and old anyway.

  11. charles

    yall say that but if she would let you hit it you jump at the chance
    she looks great just because she aint bone skinny you talk about her like she ways 240 pounds curvy women look good not a cup 89 pound girls

  12. amanda

    I just think some photograper got a few bad shots of her!!! Gauranteed that in real life, all the men on the beach would be checking her out!!!

  13. amanda

    I just think some photograper got a few bad shots of her!!! Gauranteed that in real life, all the men on the beach would be checking her out!!!

  14. kjr

    Look in the mirror and dare to be as critical of yourselves. She’s fine. Numbers 34 and 41 got it right. JLH will remain on my fantasy “to do” list for all time.

  15. none

    She looks fine to me.

  16. Jason

    Nothing happened. She looks great.

  17. Boggled

    She is still insanely hot. When she gets back into top shape, I hope she’ll do the smart thing and preserve her hotness forever with a spread in Hustler.

  18. Apparently you people haven’t seen people in the real world. Shes the average size, healthy! But yall would rather be humping 80 pound children with fake tits and complain all day about not having the perfect Gucci hand-bag, so F-off. You ugly haters! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!…………………………………. and when you all are 60 years old and beauty docent matter then what are you going to do, huh?

  19. Apparently you people haven’t seen people in the real world. Shes the average size, healthy! But yall would rather be with 80 pound children with a fake silicone chest and complain all day about not having the perfect Gucci hand-bag, so *-off. You haters! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!…………………………………. and when you all are 60 years old and beauty docent matter then what are you going to do, huh?

  20. Everyones Fat Except You

    Here I go again….. Same crap as the last several “fat” posts. It’s a fact,that everyone can’t be a size 0. I’d have to remove some ribs and a hip bone to get there! Even then, I’d end up a minimum of size 6. So what’s up with all the “only fat people say that kind of thing” comments? Big-boned is a valid body type. I’m not gonna lie, alot of people use that as an excuse for fatness. But I really AM big-boned! And tall. But in shape. I don’t disprespect myself,etc etc…..hmm….I think i finally figured it out! Most of today’s men have become so fake themselves (metrosexual) , that they can no longer handle “real” women. Their sole requirements for a sexual partner are as follows: 1.) Cartoon sized breasts. 2.) Size 00 body,airbrushed and 3.) a vagina-shaped hole to poke. You guys are in luck!! Adult stores now carry life-sized dolls to suit your needs! And the best thing is, they don’t talk!!! To make it more realistic, they still cost about as much as your average high-maintenance girlfriend! So what are you waiting for?! Stop hating on people and get your doll today while supplies last!!

  21. mikey

    Candy coated and delicious!
    I’d hit it in a heartbeat!

  22. You guys a FOS…I’d still tear that ass up!!

  23. You guys are FOS…I’d still tear that ass up!!

  24. Ben Dover

    She is a sloppy pig. With nothing but money and time on her hands and she is fat, sloppy and a cottage cheese factory. Disgusting.

  25. Ben Dover

    She is a sloppy pig. With nothing but money and time on her hands and she is fat, sloppy and a cottage cheese factory. Disgusting.

  26. jj

    people who say she looks better than most women seem to overlook the most important point. she’s in hollywood and getting paid millions of dollars, and her only talent is that she’s a hot chick! lord knows she can’t sing like aretha franklin, and she can’t act like hillary swank. so i’d say letting herself go like that is HUGE problem (no pun intended).

  27. Alex Bruno

    I have to say one thing, who ever thinks that Jennifer Love Hewitt looks bad in these photo’s must believe that woman should not have curves and that anorexic women are beautiful. She looks great and anyone out there should be so lucky to have her body

  28. Alex Bruno

    I have to say one thing, who ever thinks that Jennifer Love Hewitt looks bad in these photo’s must believe that woman should not have curves and that anorexic women are beautiful. She looks great and anyone out there should be so lucky to have her body

  29. brasal

    She is HOT. Her curves are great. She has a body most women will kill for. Take an objective look at yourselves in the mirror and then dare to criticize her. She’s an average-size-beautiful-girl.

  30. Bob

    FAT. No nice way to put it. She’s still a cutie, but she got FAT.

  31. Click

    I dunno if it’s cos i’m black but I would destroy that arse. I mean, wow. Whatever you do, don’t lose that arse woman.

  32. ali

    she is fine ass hell!!

  33. c

    I think she is still amazingly hot…. she is the milf next door.

  34. bobby

    Shes hot like Hell!
    I like big butts and i can not lie, all you other brothers can’t deny…

  35. dave

    I think that’s a nice juicy butt ready for some facesitting action!

  36. dave

    I think that’s a nice juicy butt ready for some facesitting action!

  37. dave

    I think that’s a nice juicy butt ready for some facesitting action!

  38. wow she lost it

  39. Dr. Slate W. Rockingham IV

    Gosh, Jennifer Love Hewitt is really fat. Her legs are fat too. Wow, I can’t get over how much lard is hanging from her butt and thighs, like it’s not what you would expect to find when you first see her pretty face and thin neck. Then wham! Look at what’s coming, a mountain of quivering leg ‘n’ butt fat, folds concealing weeks-old cheese and stinking to high heaven!!
    Damn, that JLH is one fat broad.
    You know, the more I think of it the more I come to realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt’s lovely face and neck are false advertising for what is not svelte and lovely below, but a steaming, smelly and fungus patchy mound of quivering lard-flesh jiggling and glistening with sweat produced from the sheer effort of moving itself about, constricted in places by tight straps and bulging out as if pleading, “Free me, free me and my fellow volumes of putrescent fat and gibblets from this constricting garment so we can give off odors of yeast and unwashed dark folds of cheese substance so as to attract flies and crotch sniffing dogs from afar. Free us, please, kind observer of this quivering mound of putrescent lard.” Whatever exercise Hewitt does to keep her neck pencilly-thin she should do to her steaming pile of fat she calls her “body”.

    Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/03/20/jennifer-love-hewitt-baggy-top/all-comments/#comments#ixzz0bFIlAcSl

  40. Phill

    I would still hit it. those titties look awesome to be honest. i don care if they are a tad saggy. i would slay her like no other.

  41. she needs to work on them legs

  42. Martina

    I am soo sick of ppl talking badly about others. I think she is gorgeous and she shouldnt change a thing. That is what is wrong with America now. We are all entirely too superficial. Its fine to want to look nice but u shouldnt wrap urself up in it to where that is all that matters. If U look at all the renaissance paintings and statues U will see that man did at one time appreciate a good woman, but now we all have to practically starve ourselves to get any attention F THAT!! I have the EXACT same body type, exactly I have a small face, thin neck and really toned upper body, no matter how little I eat, no matter how much I exercise it will not come off. The only thing left to do is surgery but U know what , NO WAY! I like how I look and I like who I am, and I have a sneaking suspicion that she does too, not to say that it doesnt hurt when ppl say those things, but when U really come to know who u are and that U are just as good as that anorexic bitch over there then U realise that its ok to have a big butt and thighs.. matter of fact I get more attention then all my skinny friends , They HATE it!.. LOL so step off and look at urself before commenting on others. And if U still have the heart to hurt other ppl, dont u worry it will come back on u. =)

  43. Martina

    I am soo sick of ppl talking badly about others. I think she is gorgeous and she shouldnt change a thing. That is what is wrong with America now. We are all entirely too superficial. Its fine to want to look nice but u shouldnt wrap urself up in it to where that is all that matters. If U look at all the renaissance paintings and statues U will see that man did at one time appreciate a good woman, but now we all have to practically starve ourselves to get any attention F THAT!! I have the EXACT same body type, exactly I have a small face, thin neck and really toned upper body, no matter how little I eat, no matter how much I exercise it will not come off. The only thing left to do is surgery but U know what , NO WAY! I like how I look and I like who I am, and I have a sneaking suspicion that she does too, not to say that it doesnt hurt when ppl say those things, but when U really come to know who u are and that U are just as good as that anorexic bitch over there then U realise that its ok to have a big butt and thighs.. matter of fact I get more attention then all my skinny friends , They HATE it!.. LOL so step off and look at urself before commenting on others. And if U still have the heart to hurt other ppl, dont u worry it will come back on u. =)

  44. Bud

    She becomes more beautiful every year. Aging like fine wine. Most men want a real woman and she fits the bill. I don’t know why most women think men find those stick figures on the magazine desireable. Don’t sweat the “small stuff” ladies! I think you’ll be surprised at what your old man likes!

  45. Bud

    She becomes more beautiful every year. Aging like fine wine. Most men want a real woman and she fits the bill. I don’t know why most women think men find those stick figures on the magazine desireable. Don’t sweat the “small stuff” ladies! I think you’ll be surprised at what your old man likes!

  46. Andi

    How dare all of you say she is fat and the horrible comments others have left on here. She is BEAUTIFUL! GD I’d hit it!!! she is gorgeous. Curves are so sexy. She is the cutest thing I have ever seen. And what makes you think that someone didn’t photoshop her face onto someone else’s body? Have you seen what photoshop can do??? Hell! I could photoshop my face to Jenna Jameson’s body! haha Just remember, before you submit your vulgar and crude comments, JLH is hotter and sexier than any woman I’ve ever seen. So for every one asshole out there, there are 9 other who want to hit it just as badly as I do :D

  47. Andi

    How dare all of you say she is fat and the horrible comments others have left on here. She is BEAUTIFUL! GD I’d hit it!!! she is gorgeous. Curves are so sexy. She is the cutest thing I have ever seen. And what makes you think that someone didn’t photoshop her face onto someone else’s body? Have you seen what photoshop can do??? Hell! I could photoshop my face to Jenna Jameson’s body! haha Just remember, before you submit your vulgar and crude comments, JLH is hotter and sexier than any woman I’ve ever seen. So for every one asshole out there, there are 9 other who want to hit it just as badly as I do :D

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