Jennifer Love Hewitt, so, uh, what happened?

November 28th, 2007 // 552 Comments
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Jennifer Love Hewitt spent a few days in her bikini in Hawaii with her boyfriend Ross McCall. Something went awry between this picture in September and what we’re looking at right now. What the hell are those ghosts whispering to her? That cake fights cancer? Because it’s a proven fact that the only cure for cancer is having sex with me. Okay, maybe not so much proven, as drunkenly hinted at when you realize I’m not really Patrick Dempsey.

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  1. you guys are crazy. she looks hot. she aint no size 2, but a women should look like a women, not a 13 year old girl with a eating disorder.

  2. KingWang

    I would still hit it as long as she didn’t try to eat my face……..

    No, you guys are certainly right, saggy boobs and an ass like cottage cheese is HOT!

    Definitely a one-bagger with the lights off. Hopefully her BJ’s are better than her pics………..how was this gal EVER hot?

    At least her show Ghost Whisperer will always outdo “Last Call” with Carson Pole-Smoker……….and that ain’t saying much. Look how many seasons Medicine Woman and Walker: Texas Ranger ran…………jesus christ!

  3. She would be a step up for me.

  4. ann

    how many women wish they looked that good? you go, jen! stay strong!

  5. SHE SHOULD instead go to where girls with big lumpy thighs go to get their hot legs.

  6. james barbee

    I loves me some imperfect lovin’! STOP PLAYING INTO THE MACHINE!!!! No matter how great you look now, you’ll wish you looked like her in these photos when you get older.

  7. Jennifer

    She looks good, its cellulite. And all you biatches are trashing on her and you probabley look worse! GO CURVE POWER> Screw skinny ass hoes.

  8. Marie

    She is not fat, i think its crazy that people would think so. You could be the skinnest person on the face of the earth but when those sleeze bag papparazzis come taking a thousand pictures there is bound to be a bad shot.
    I have even seen Kate Moss with Cellulite and we all know she is not fat.

  9. Shayna

    She looks very normal, I agree with alot of you that she just picked the wrong swim suit but none the less there is noting wrong with her. How is it at a size 2 you call her fat but at size 14 Marilyn Monroe is praised as an icon. Get over yourselves.

  10. Cornelius Jones

    I been reading these comments and wondering if all jealous the girls here bagging on JLH need some real cock . I KNOW all the white guys spewing crap like she is fat certainly want to eat cock as they are all gay and can’t handle a real natural looking curvy woman wit sum azz. Man! Jennifer has one hot PHAT azz and I know I would hit dat all day in a fuckin’ minute and want to come back for seconds and thirds. Dis bitch is a knockout.. Man, I am imagining that in a black garter and nylons (which none of you anorexic bitches can fill right)… Damn!!!! Baby you are F-I-N-E!!!!! Come to my house wit dat shit…

  11. Carolann

    People are so stupid. Every single magazine says something about a celebrity if they look anorexic. But if they have anything extra on them at all, then they talk shit. It is so stupid you tell girls not to be anorexic or bulmeic. But look what you go and do, you criticize someone who is a beautiful actress. It is so stupid. You are pretty much tellin us girls to quit eating or to go make ourselves throw up! She said she wears a size four. That is not fat! I wear a bigger size than that. And people tell me im not fat. Every girl in my school pretty much wears sizes between 4-7! So maybe stupid magazines should just shut the hell up! She is beautiful! She knows she is. And obvisouly her fiance thinks so too! If people go around judging people then they must have some problems with themselves! Ya must be jealous because she is more beautiful than you!

  12. CORRIE

    i think she looks perfectly fine.. she has curves which beats a beanpole look anyday, she has the typical hourglass shape, and i shake my head at those people who typecast her figure as fat. that is just a ridiculous notion. pull your heads in.

  13. Erica

    She needs to go to the freakn gym and work on her thys!!

  14. Sarah

    I think she looks great !

  15. lol

    theres nothing wrong with her body… its sad how most of you people think she looks fat… remember thats what a normal body looks like without plastic surgery done to it.. do you guys remember those dayz? man anyone who thinks shes fat man or women.. or should i say boy or girl… is a bitch.. theirs not a damn thing wrong wit her.. what about the dude… hes not skinny… he looks alil fat too me.. but nobody see’s him tho.. his body is fine… and whats more sad is that women are calling her fat… if women were way more concerned with mens bodys the way they are with womens… they would never get out of bed they would just sit around and wine all day… women have to much shit to put up with and us women arent making it easier for our selfs.. instead we still keep trying to out do each other.. face it THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE WHO LOOKS BETTER THEN US… so get over trying to out do ourselfs…

  16. hani

    i think she looks okay

  17. hani

    i think she looks okay

  18. Sophie

    omg u guys just because she’s not as skinny as kate moss doesn’t mean she eats cake all the time. Its ridiculous SHE HAS A NORMAL FIGURE. She usually looks fine, she evn does in these pics, i mean god she can’t evn go to the beach w/o people following her. just lay off her

  19. toma

    haha,very interesting.I also found many things as funny as it on
    sugarmommymeet.com.It is a very famous site among rich women cause they can
    find fun and handsome boys as their sugar babies.

  20. Polgara

    Well, well, well, having had a holiday in the USA a few years ago, I have to say I have never seen so many overweight and unhealthy people ever before and that was in 5 different cities. How you idiots can honestly call her fat is completely beyond me. Fat means obese -huge- etc, I’m talking over 90kg, now that is fat. You must be looking at too many pics of skeleton figures in Hollywood at that ridiculous Size 0 – I mean come on!!!!!!!!!!! That is a very unhealthy size to be. The average woman out there is a size 8 – be truthful – you know I’m right.

    And any woman (I’m talking women here not girls!!!!!!!!!!!!) who says they don’t have a bit of cellulite is lying through their teeth! It is a natural part of being a female and nothing wrong with it.

    Any photo taking in harsh sunlight at the right angle will make even the tiniest bit of cellulite look worse than it is – everyone knows that.

    All you teenagers – go post in a teenage forum for goodness sake, and leave us real women alone.

  21. Angelly

    give her a break….
    nobody is perfect and she has loads of self confidence
    she dares to wear that bikini out…even if they show her curves…she’s proud of it…
    i think probably people should learn from her to believe in themselves….
    and not criticize celebrities about their flaws…they’re people too….
    if you do it shows how superficial you are….Jennifer is gorgeous in many ways

  22. Beastman

    HOT.

    This woman is the only good thing about the garfield movie. Watching that movie was worse than being raped in the eyesockets by orcas but every time she came on screen it was like a heavenly soothing balm upon my poor prolapsed retinas.

  23. james p

    still hot

  24. Kris J

    Maybe you guys should stop focusing on a womans flaws. Its comments like these about everyone that makes me not want to wear my swimsuit in public. EVERYONE has body flaws. Give the girl a break she is still beautiful so what if she has a bathing suit that isn’t the most flattering. Haven’t we all had one of those at some point!

  25. Laiyaa

    yuck. honey. got to the gym get rid of some of the cellulite. buy a suit that flatters your flabby ass and saggy chest. god. people like that. just buy your own beach and leave us all the hell alone.

  26. honest

    There is no way she is a size 2. Not even possible. If she’s happy w/ herself and her fiance is happy fine, but quit talking about this size 2. As for cellulite, 99% of women have it, even the women who are as skinny as rails.

  27. ha

    another thing, if you men are going to get all critical you better make sure you have yourself in shape, talkin’ bout she needs to stop being lazy and prolly majority of you have pot belly’s and beer guts, before you talk u better make sure your stomach is like a washboard and ur face is like jonathan rhys meyers

  28. come on...

    WELL, THANK GOD SHE’S NORMAL!!!!!! AT LEAST SHE IS NOT A PREGNANT TEENAGER OR A DRUNKEN DRUG ADDICT!!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!!

  29. Giz

    I think Jennifer Love Hewitt is absouletly perfect. A normal healthy extremely beautiful woman. The overly skinny, herion addict, anorexic, crack whore look is disgusting. JLH’s body is super hot and shows what a normal person is suppose to look like not the BS Hollywood “perfect” body we see in the fasion magazines. JLH is someone our young women in this country should look up to and try to emulate not the Olsen twins bean pole bodies or Lindsay Lohan or Brittney Spears doped up existance. JLH is perfect.

  30. I’m in the first main picture of her. I’m the cool geeky bachelor that’s to her left that’s laying on a beach bed reading an interesting book called “An Unreasonable Man” by Ralph Nader

  31. becausetheyreallyugly

    poor j.love. everyone needs to back off of her…she looks like a normal human being as opposed to an anorexic model…cut her some slack already. she still has one of the most beautiful faces ever! love you jennifer.

  32. chelsbels

    J. Gonzalez, does your link to the “Mad” magazine indicate that you’re some how affiliated with it? And you must have good taste because Nader’s book has gotten great reviews. A bachelor, eh?

  33. LITERALLY A BIG FAT HYPOCRITE

    I JUST SAW HER COMMENTS IN RESPONSE TO PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF HER
    SHE SAID
    “PICTURES TAKEN AT BAD ANGLES”
    I GUESS BY BAD ANGLES SHE MEANS, “TOO CLOSE”

    THEN SHE GOES ON TO SAY THAT POOR WOMEN SHOULD BE VALUED FOR MORE THAN THEIR LOOKS, THIS COMES AFTER SHE HAS MADE HER LIVING OFF HER LOOKS. NICE ONE JENNIFER, NICE ONE.

  34. she is LITERALLY A BIG FAT HYPOCRITE (not me lol)

    *ahem* pardon me.

  35. Beastman

    ^

    Acting isn’t in any way reliant on looks – the roles you play are, however.
    You can have a face like a smashed crabs arse hole and still be a successful actor.
    Have you seen SJP?? sweet merciful jeesus I’d rather be raped by Jaaba the Hutt than have to look at that snaggle toothed skeleton. Dosn’t change the fact she’s a hugely successful actor and model(?)

    This comment is merely to contradict LITERALLY A BIG FAT HYPOCRITE’s post – i’m not aliking jaaba with JLH cos she’s mint and if i say otherwise may god strike me down with a thousand 7 ropers from Peter North.

  36. I didn’t get it

  37. jmil

    With all the bad behavior comming from celebs like Brittany, Nichole and Lindsay, a sane individual would think that seeing a healthy, not strung out, drunk, or pregnant out of wedlock celeb is a good thing. Be true to yourself and stay healthy and happy!!!! Your shining happy smile and successful career make you one of the best!!!

  38. tessa

    Shes HOT HOT HOT

  39. lara

    Jennifer love hewitt is a REAL WOMAN, unlike these chicks that look like 10 year old boys, i cant believe the world has come down to picking every little normal thing on a general body, how about we all just pick out everything on eachother. Most of you people on here are sicko’s and you are part of the problem and the evil in this wounded world. think about what really matters instead of being consumed and following everything television tells you is “COOL”

  40. lara

    Jennifer love hewitt is a REAL WOMAN, unlike these chicks that look like 10 year old boys, i cant believe the world has come down to picking every little normal thing on a general body, how about we all just pick out everything on eachother. Most of you people on here are sicko’s and you are part of the problem and the evil in this wounded world. think about what really matters instead of being consumed and following everything television tells you is “COOL”

  41. peter

    shes hot

  42. Brooklynn

    I think that it’s pathetic that you would post these pictures and then disrespect her like that. So what…she not fucking tiny??? GET THE HELL OVER IT! Not all women are size zero. The world needs to learn that. Jennifer Love Hewitt is a beautiful women who makes more money than anyone disrespecting her on here will ever see. So back the fuck off. Don’t make fun of someone for looking like a normal person.

  43. Brooklynn

    I think that it’s pathetic that you would post these pictures and then disrespect her like that. So what…she not fucking tiny??? GET THE HELL OVER IT! Not all women are size zero. The world needs to learn that. Jennifer Love Hewitt is a beautiful women who makes more money than anyone disrespecting her on here will ever see. So back the fuck off. Don’t make fun of someone for looking like a normal person.

  44. Brooklynn

    I think that it’s pathetic that you would post these pictures and then disrespect her like that. So what…she not fucking tiny??? GET THE HELL OVER IT! Not all women are size zero. The world needs to learn that. Jennifer Love Hewitt is a beautiful women who makes more money than anyone disrespecting her on here will ever see. So back the fuck off. Don’t make fun of someone for looking like a normal person.

  45. i don’t like her bikini~it is not very well !my friends tell me there are so many sex photos about Jennifer in kissinterracial.com.f you like her ,maybe you can have a look!

  46. beastman AIDS

    ^
    I’m going to rape you Susan.

  47. grg

    I would lick her asshole and let her juicy buttcheeks slap my face and smother me………mmmm……

  48. David

    Thankfully the “real” women I have dated and continue to date take pride in their figures, excercise, and watch what they eat. No, they don’t have cellulite all over the back of their legs and they don’t have fat asses either. It is a sad day that a 28 year old woman who looks like this is considered normal. She is clearly out of shape and could stand to lose 20 pounds easy. I think the women defending her look like this too, so it’s normal for them. Maybe you all should put down the doughnuts, get off your fat asses and get into a gym for a change.

  49. æ syns ho så kjæmpe flott ut :-)

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