Jennifer Love Hewitt, for God knows what reason, decided to open up to People about the infamous bikini pics that divided our nation into those who thought Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat and those who don’t – otherwise known as the blind. Here’s some bullshit about how she’s working out but not because of the pictures:
“If I do work out more it will be for my health, so I can live a long time and we can have kids and be happy together until we are in our 80s,” Hewitt, 29, said at the event, benefiting AIDS Project Los Angeles. “It won’t be because I am worried about how I look.”
Since Jennifer, and I’m assuming her publicist, know these pics are instant press I’m reposting them. Here’s the shocking photos of that time Jennifer Love Hewitt wore a bikini. Or the day not even Jennifer Love’s boobs could stop my tears. How I was able to still get an erection should be recognized as a shining example of the human spirit’s ability to conquer adversity/a whole lotta cellulite. I’m trying to get Hallmark to make a movie about me, but they’re not 100% sold on the title: “Boner-Force: A Journey of the Heart.”
mixedmartialartvideos.com | February 26, 2008 at 1:02 pm
1st?
Lauren Nicole | February 26, 2008 at 1:02 pm
First?
LadyJane | February 26, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Well, that’s a fucking bald-faced lie. Chicks constantly obsess over their looks.
Bitch, please.
C | February 26, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I think she looks great, like an actual normal woman who eats real food and isn’t liposuctioned into a skeleton. It’s sad that people look at those pictures and think she’s “fat” – she isn’t anywhere close to fat.
What A Pathetic Liar | February 26, 2008 at 1:10 pm
What happened to “Size 2 is not fat” and “bad angles”?
sidv | February 26, 2008 at 1:12 pm
I hope People magazine does some fact checking and verifies that she does, in fact, wear a size 2.
Sara | February 26, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Jennifer is almost the same height as Kim Kardashian. Jennifer should have stopped gaining weight after weighing 130 pounds (she weighs 140 pounds) so she could get the huge booty attention that Kim K gets. Jennifer could have borrowed one of Kim’s industrial strength girdles with butt pads and they could both go shopping wearing tight dresses while the paps focused on their huge behinds.
Geoff | February 26, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Dunno what the big deal is.
I am sure drunk homeless guys
will still find her fuckable and am
sure she’s getting some.
I think she’s still talking about it
not because she gives
a shit, but gets her in the press.
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http://www.cafepress.com/teepod/
How Can Anyone Defend a Hypocritical Liar? | February 26, 2008 at 1:15 pm
#4
Sweetie, many of us don’t mind anyone not being a skeleton. But we do look down on hypocrites who lie about her own size and “bad” angles. Why can’t she act like Kate Winslet or America Ferrara who truly love their bodies and therefore do not lie about their sizes?
PR rep | February 26, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Jen, I told you to SHUT UP! How the fuck am I supposed to help you??? Nice work, by the way – in one sentence, you remind people you’re only 29 and you haven’t had any kids. Didn’t you realize that would run above pictures of your infamous role as “top-heavy soccer mom hits the beach…hard”?
mike | February 26, 2008 at 1:19 pm
The saddest part? FRIST has taped up these pictures as her GOAL for slimming down for the summer swimsuit season.
Wake Up America | February 26, 2008 at 1:22 pm
#4 – C
Jennifer is like 70 percent of the Americans; 30 pounds or more over weight. The USA needs to quit making excuses for practicing unhealthy life styles (eating high fat/ high calorie foods and not exercising). USA school children are getting fat related health problems like diabetes at an incredible rate like never before. Only 1 percent of Americans are under weight and can be found on the media; usually famous people and models. Americans find time to watch 4 or more hours of TV/Internet daily, but cannot find the time to prepare healthy meals at home and exercise. America is at an all time high with fat related problems such as diabetes, high cholesterol, and high blood pressure.
Cindy | February 26, 2008 at 1:22 pm
If calf/ankle is cankle, what’s her worst problem on her legs? It’s definitely thigh/knee – thighnee? Thiney? Thiney and hiney, both, actually. She’s got a 40-year-old white mother of 5 thiney/hiney combo.
havoc | February 26, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I think she looks great for a woman who has had two kids……
.
Miss Anthrope | February 26, 2008 at 1:24 pm
@4
Are you one of those fat advocates?
She made millions off her looks, and she will be crucified for them too. It works both ways.
And in my humble opinion, she looks like shit for 29 years old with no kids.
dude | February 26, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I think she’s great. But her build is….weird. Damn, imagine what she’s gonna look like after having kids. She already looks like a mother of 10.
bob | February 26, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Why are there pics of Mama Cass Elliott posted here? I want to see the hot JLH of the past, not this fat ass.
Prediction | February 26, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Ted from LA will write something supportive, while Jimbo will type a harsh comment…with sticky fingers.
Other People At The Beach | February 26, 2008 at 1:27 pm
“Hey, when did they put in a wave machine?”
Jimbo | February 26, 2008 at 1:29 pm
@18 My prediction is you will die a slow death traped under a bus..
RENEE | February 26, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Usually there are repurcussions when a women has naturally enormous breasts. In this instance its a pair of the dreaded “cabbage patch kid” legs. But overall I still think JLH is a cutie & a beauty.
Andy | February 26, 2008 at 1:32 pm
She talks a lot, and she has a big fat ass and heavy thighs. You can’t…you just can’t…you can’t do those things together, ladies. You just can’t. For JLH, the rule would be: shut your mouth, show me your tits, and yes, the penalty is that you have to take it up your big fat ass. Trundle that jiggling mess of cellulite into my bed and yeah, the sex will turn punitive once it’s too late for you to claim “no.” Ok for me, sucks for you. What did you expect? You didn’t eat those jelly donuts at gunpoint.
I Hate Superficial People | February 26, 2008 at 1:33 pm
This is how Kim Kardisfreak would look if she gain an extra 10 pounds!
Clyde Bruckman | February 26, 2008 at 1:35 pm
#20 – There are worse ways to go, but I can’t think of a more undignified one than autoerotic asphyxiation.
Jimbo | February 26, 2008 at 1:40 pm
@24 Clyde, Let me know how it works out for you..
Meegan | February 26, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I loveeeeeeee Jennifer Love Hewitt and her body. I wish i had her body …shes NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!! those who think she is are just a waste of opinion and thought. Maybe they’re jealous of her body and confidence with herself.
she is size 10 | February 26, 2008 at 1:41 pm
15 – i agree.
The Ranch Tooth | February 26, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Size 2?
Yeah right. As in:
2 Man Tent
2 Seater
2 for the price of 1
2 much cheese
2 chubby
Jimbo | February 26, 2008 at 1:43 pm
@24 Clyde, You can also ask Michael Hutchence of INXS how good it is..
Hmm | February 26, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Yuck. Honestly, that’s nasty.
She is not looking healthy or nice.
Don’t kid yourselves, people.
Sid | February 26, 2008 at 1:45 pm
#24 – LMAO! Great reference. Easily my favorite episode.
fax | February 26, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Oh NOOOO…… These pictures are so bad and she has such a pretty face.
VERY unfortunate ass. What is wrong here is not the size (everybody body likes a bit of couching) but its the figure…
these make me not want to eat my pasta anymore.
alex | February 26, 2008 at 1:51 pm
wtf ?!?!?
u ass is fat !!! do something !!!!omg wha a dumbbitch !
look at that flesh falling from her bikini !
#11 | February 26, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Mike you are truly an idiot. Frist is not even close to fat. What the fuck does YOUR fat ass look like?
Big Fan of JLH | February 26, 2008 at 2:00 pm
#26
I am a huge fan of Jennifer, but she is fat right now and it is unhealthy. If she loses 10 pounds then she will have a figure like Kim Kardiskank. If she loses a total of 25 pounds then she will have her sexy shape back.
Nice Girl | February 26, 2008 at 2:00 pm
It is sad that there is even a debate on this. Who cares. Jennifer is happy, is getting married, and could give a rats ass what any of you think. Yeah, she made lots of money off of her good looks, and she still is making money. When is the last time you guys got paid to look good? Drop it already, and move on. I don’t know a sole who looks awsome 24 hours a day, 7 days a week their entire lives. I can’t wait until some of you guys reach the day when you have to work harder for being hot than you did at 18. Maybe you will have more appreciation of others regardless of their size, and less criticism. WTF? Is your life so perfect that all you can do is gripe about JLH’s weight? I doubt that any of you are even in the same class as JLH.
race | February 26, 2008 at 2:11 pm
#12
Everyone knows America has a weight problem, it’s no secret. JLH, however does not fall into that category! Granted, she isn’t a size 2, but she’s probably a size 6 or 8. the average size for women in this country is 12! So while I agree with you that America is fat, I don’t think JLH is.
shanipie | February 26, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Ok # 3…its Bold Faced Liar…not BALD, dumbass.
me | February 26, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Nice looking white girl!!
Jones | February 26, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I think she’s fucking sexy. I’d cover her juicy buttocks in teef marks, fo’ sho’.
She’s what most women would be lucky to look like while wearing a bikini in direct sunlight.
Keeping it Real | February 26, 2008 at 2:25 pm
#37
Americans are always making excuses for being fat and coming up with different names like thick, husky, curvy, and big boned. Jennifer was at a healthy weight for all of her career, but I suspect she fell in love and started practicing unhealty eating habits while feeling gleefully in love. And I suspect her fiance encouraged her bad eating habits as well. I have always liked Jennifer’s acting and personality and I hope her weight loss with encourage others to practice a healthy life style.
Relax | February 26, 2008 at 2:26 pm
#36 I get the notion that you are fat like Jennifer and are taking this all too personal. Lighten up and remember this is a superfical site.
IKE | February 26, 2008 at 2:26 pm
#12 Unfortunately you’re very correct.
We’re getting fatter and FATTER. :(
(aside: that fat has translated into a heck of a rack, too.)
:)
jaime | February 26, 2008 at 2:27 pm
If any one is missing the cottage cheese from their fridge… j-lo-hew is clearrrrrrrly hiding it in her chunktastic thighs.
Kim | February 26, 2008 at 2:29 pm
#37
lol!
I am the same height as Jennifer 5’2″, weigh 108 pounds and wear a size 4. Jennifer weighs 140 pounds and must be at least a size 14 and perhaps 16 in jeans.
jaime | February 26, 2008 at 2:31 pm
p.s. #36… IIIIIIIII look good 24/7/365… and in the case of this year, THREE SIXTY SIXXXX kthxbi
FRIST!!! | February 26, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I don’t think she looks bad, she just needs to, I don’t know, lose 50 or 80 pounds..
R Vaughan | February 26, 2008 at 2:35 pm
This reminds me of Shakespeare: “Much ado about nothing”. A re-hash of
the JLH story in “People” Magazine.
And this actress seems to be using dating AS publicity….go figure.
At least JLH has no bad habits….that’ll never change.
hmm | February 26, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Wow, what a lardass.
I like looking at fat people cuz it makes me feel good about my fit body | February 26, 2008 at 2:52 pm
If Jennifer loses 10 pounds then she will be like Kim Kardaskank and they can have battle of the huge butts!