Jennifer Love Hewitt may pose nude

January 25th, 2006 // 80 Comments

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  1. careylicious

    I’m not saying she’s the hottest chick on the planet, but I’d watch her masterbate. Or help her, even.

  2. ESQ

    “I wanna see your kitty and a little bit of titty.”

  3. LoneWolf

    I’d be curious to see her nekkid (they’re real) but it ain’t going to happen. Ghost Whisperer is the best career move she’s taken and she’s not going to lose her fan base from there by posing in Playboy. And even if she did, it’d be so airbrushed you wouldn’t be able to tell it was her. There pictorials are increasingly beginning to look like mannequins, not people.

  4. ESQ

    To Jennifer Love Hewitt
    “But you can call me Daddy instead”

  5. As far as rating her carrer goes, she’s still doing ok, I mean Tara Reid would be lucky of Hustler or Swank offered her a pictorial. That said, the excuse of “I always get offered Wholesome Roles” sounds kinda dumb considering she played a money grubbing dirtbag in Heartbreakers. But you know, publicists gotta say what they’re told.

  6. Badass

    seems like when any woman’s career is waning, she’ll turn to playboy to pull her sinking career out of the toilet. she just sucks, but she does have good boobs.

  7. myspoonistoobig

    From an ESPN article published online earlier this week in response to a rumor about Emily’s Reasons Why Not being cancelled:
    But I’m glad you brought this up, because I think the Shannon Elizabeth Corollary applies here: Any time a smoking-hot actress gets naked early in her career, and that nakedness was pretty much the only reason they became famous (like Graham as Rollergirl), then it’s only a matter of time before their career goes in the tank. It’s almost like there’s an expiration date, like with a carton of milk. Look at Shannon Elizabeth after “American Pie” — where could she possibly go from there? We’ve already seen her naked and she’s a mediocre actress. What’s left? Same with Denise Richards in “Wild Things,” or even Rebecca DeMornay in “Risky Business.” Someone like Charlize Theron can avoid this fate because she can actually act. But if you can’t act? You’re done. That’s why Jessica Alba was so smart not to get naked in “Into the Blue” — now she can appear in three or four more movies before everyone realizes that she’s a terrible actress. And then she’ll get naked and that will be that.

    (Note: This isn’t related to the Sharon Stone Corollary, where a decent, sexy actress whom everyone always liked jump-starts her career with a famous nude scene or graphic sex scene, and then milks another five years and some paychecks out of the subsequent hullabaloo. Just look at what happened to Halle Berry after “Swordfish” and “Monster’s Ball.” Let’s hope this becomes a trend.)

    Further, I’ll be looking forward to this issue, but I wouldn’t get too worked up. It’ll probably be like Shannon Whoreity’s spreads (i.e. only topless).

  8. MySpoonIsTooBig, you left out the fact that Heather Graham entered the biz with a HUGE splash in that gigantic Blockbuster Licence to Drive Staring Corey Haim. She played the highly difficult and subtle role of “The hot chick”.

  9. Taelron

    Wait, only wholesome roles? From IMDB:
    She Had Brains, a Body, and the Ability to Make Men Love Her (2006)
    Plot: Jennifer Love Hewitt plays a young Odessa, Texas housewife and former homecoming queen who became one of the city’s most popular hookers until she, her bordello sisters and 68 prominent Odessa residents were arrested in a scandal that shook Texas.

    So wait, Young house wife. Ok I can see how thats wholesome… Former homecoming queen. Ok, still with you… A Popular hooker? How the hell is that wholesome… She’s playing a street whore that gets arrested. Doesnt sound like a wholesome roll to me…

    Havent seen her new show yet, but I find it ironic that the roll that made her famous, flopped when she tried to do a new TV show based off it…

  10. HeeHaw

    She’s not ugly, but she’s not sexy either. She’s always making goofy faces. She’s like a weird throwback to Annette Funicello in the 1950s. And what’s so sexy about that, you know? !

    http://www.calfund.org/i/8_annettefunicello_1.jpg

  11. Queen LaQueefah

    She’s kind of like Michelle Branch and the color beige: fuckin’ bland. She might be pretty and all, but watching her act is like looking at a tampon commercial, it kind of does nothing for me either way. She might as well not have even shown up to work and no-one would have EVER noticed.

  12. Craig & "em"

    I seriously want to comment on this with my usual witty “I Luv Breast” banter, but I just can’t stop looking at the picture of a “Clown” listed 2 articles below this one. Kudos to Superficial for doing entertainment news for the kids! God Bless their little clown loving souls!

  13. data_b

    yah know yah waaaaaaannnnn it!

  14. kw

    Wow that pic from #40 has GOT to be fake! Those are some really ugly cockeyed tits. I mean, what the heck? It can’t be real, and if it is….YUCK!

  15. Bo_Smith

    #20 well let’s see Paris in a movie not this vapid bitch with no talent past her boobs.

  16. aprincess

    I DOUBT this is going to happen! whoever said that doesn’t sound like someone to be taken seriously. Ghost Whisper is doing very well, and those producers would NEVER let her do Playboy! It would Jepordize her career comeback! To big a risk for her to take at this point in time!

  17. ibizagirl

    she looks like a horse. jennifer aniston also looks like a man/horse and people still say shes gorgeous. yuck.

  18. BadGoat

    Stupid girl.

  19. liljbabe85

    Um… Ew.

  20. starwatcher

    I followed a link from Ebay and found a HOT new photo of Jennifer Loves BOOBS<THEY ARE REAL!
    http://www.dinodiamonds.com/who.com

  21. Face it, if she doesn’t pose, then the terrorists have won. I say…bring em’ on. Her boobies that is.

  22. akahuge

    bad idea.. career wise. Look at wholesome ‘saved by the bell’ girl Elizabeth Berkley and what flashing her nakedness in Showgirls did to turn her career around, I mean off.

    But for just me personally, hell I’d love to see those boobies naked anytime… yummy

  23. amajean040904

    specking from a women’s point of view, (most) women are cynical prudes, and are vary jealous of a women as radiant as Jenn. she does not look like a man or a horse, she Downs not ware a wig and id love to see her pose in playboy.

  24. jackknife

    1. She is smokin’ HOT!! 2. It has been a long time coming. 3. the spread will probably be little more than a 3-4 page tease (more leg-n-thigh than T-n-A) 4. I’ll probably buy it (see point 1.)

  25. A Nobody

    What’s the point of seeing her naked? Don’t people have imaginations anymore!

  26. amajean040904

    who needs an imagination when you can see the real thing

  27. doctor of neurology

    Fake BOOBS and BIG BUTTS make Jennifer Love Hewitt look ridiculous. i have seen boobs of all sizes and believe me when i say Jennifer Love Hewitt your fake boobs are nothing compared to a beautiful woman with big boobs who didn’t need surgery to make herself feel good or rich. i suggest you forget about playboy and if you want to pose nude go pose for a magazine for old women. you pose in playboy i get divorced and go GAY. the wrestling divas of the WWE have better bodies then you. so if your serious about posing for playboy DON”T.

  28. jlh's biggest fan

    I know everyone has their own opinion, mine is that Jennifer is the most beautiful woman in the world. If she poses, that is up to her, I hope she decides not expose herself, not that I would not see for myself, but I admire and truly respect the decision that she makes. Jennifer, if you read this, I believe that you are the most beautiful woman on the planet. Beautiful eyes, gourgeous smile, killer hair, can’t say anything about the personality because I don’t know you, but I am sure it matches everything else which will make you the perfect woman.

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