Jennifer Love Hewitt may pose nude

January 25th, 2006 // 80 Comments

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  1. Average

    Ive never understood what men see in Hewitt.
    Is it just the boobs? Because, otherwise, she looka lika man.

  2. TDubb

    A man I would gladly go gay for…

  3. Jayne

    she reminds me of a horse.

  4. Kelly

    Play boy. . . Maybe she can accidently release a sex tape or better yet do some porn. This girl is so unsexy. I mean did you see her pancake ass in Garfield? YOU CAN BET THOSE PICTS WILL NEED TO BE PHOTOSHOPED!!

  5. Autumn

    She has no talent in acting, whether she shows her fakies (which are a dime a dozen in show biz) it’s not going to make her a good actress.

  6. Has she considered stabbing somebody? That’s a surefire way to get edgier roles. Genocide, too. They’ll take her seriously then. Or if she started eating human flesh.

  7. I think I speack for all of geekdom when I say…..”FINALLY!!!”

  8. I think I speack for all of geekdom when I say…..”FINALLY!!!”

  9. Georgia

    Does anyone else think she wears a wig on that show she is on.

    Her hair is so strange.

  10. Jeremy1Esq

    Just dont tease me like Lisa Guerrero did. Show it all.

  11. porcia83

    They’re real…and spectacular. Can’t wait to see em..and I agree she should show it all. I mean, what’s the whole deal with showing the boobage and no furburgerage ?

  12. ConcreteDreams

    It’s pretty sad that some girls think that showing themselves naked to the world will gain them respect or something

  13. L.ronhubbard

    Ah, she’s really cute. If people (as in all the bitter women commenting here) could just look beyond her hooters and the wig they would see Jennifer is truly a splendid actress.

  14. amma

    Usually actresses start out in PB, hoping for recognition…I think this is the {well-deserved} nail in the coffin for her career.
    She took what should have been 5 minutes of fame and wore it way, waaay out.

  15. hafaball

    If he didn’t have such a hairy ass…not that I would know! O.o But I’m not sure that would work so well either, last time I checked Jenny McCartney hadn’t gotten any huge starring roles :o (and no “Dirty whatever the hell that movie was called” does not count)

  16. Bo_Smith

    Isn’t it like someone’s a great actress and then everyone says “Oh she can act in that film let’s go see her” I didn’t think an acting career came from Playboy otherwise Paris Hilton would be doing it already

  17. Bo_Smith

    That Paris Hilton is smart in some ways

  18. Taelron

    I use to thing she was really hot… Dont get me wrong, she is still cute… But anyone else notice how her dimensions have changed? She use to be small hips and big tits… While her tits stopped growing, her hips havent… Now she is starting to get a little bit of the pear shape coming on… Her hips are already twice the size they were when she was a “popular” actress… In another 10 years she will be a Weeble-o…

  19. Jill

    It’s obvious most of the girls here are jealous. Keep telling yourselves that Jennifer Love Hewitt is ugly. It won’t make you look any better, just bitter. And you won’t convince the guys otherwise.

    There’s been a lot of naked-related articles on this site lately.

  20. Taelron

    Bo_Smith, three words… House of Wax…

    Yeah, Paris has tried the acting bit… lol

  21. HollyJ

    She is SOOOOOOO ugly…

    I need to drink a gallon of milk of magnesia just to look at her

  22. susie-q

    Ha ha to the response by KELLY …
    >>those pics will need to be photoshopped<<
    that’s just funny … like when Xerox became a verb

    oh if i had a dime for every time someone on here said ‘you guys are just jealous’ i’d be *&^#$*&#^*$&@^#$*&#^ RICH I SAY I’D BE RICH richer than Paris Hilton who doesn’t even have the presence of mind get her nails done for a film festival photo op … sad really

  23. bootface

    Just think back on House Arrest….WHAT A FINE PIECE OF ASS

  24. susie-q

    The ‘more cowbell’ girl would sell more issues of playboy than hewitt would.

  25. kw

    i’ve always hated her long narrow head. I didnt think she could act that well either. She’s blah. Not ugly just blah. She looks sexy here….

    http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/104881.html

    thats close to naked

  26. rocawear86

    I still she’s hot…maybe because she was one of the first celebrities that ever game me a massive boner.

  27. kw

    oh yeah i meant to agree with the others #12, that said it sad some girls think they need to get naked to be taken seriously. Its actually really pathetic. I mean, if she was a good actress, then maybe she would have been taken seriously. She’s sort of stupid looking and that doesn’t help.

    I mean really, whats going to happen? She’ll pose nude, the world will all be in a frenzy of excitement and suddenly serious roles are going to come pouring in? Maybe I’m just naive.

  28. Average

    When an actress is talented and beautiful I admit they are talented and beautiful (I can name 10 I love without thinking about it), but Hewitt is neither.
    No jealousy here, just confusion.

    Im pretty sure her dimensions did change,wasnt she a teen when she first started? Now she is a woman, most of them have hips.

    And to the person who said her rack was fake, I’m pretty sure they are real, they sag like they are.
    Kudos to her on that atleast.

  29. Mugato

    JLH joins Natalie Portman in the hot but no idea how to be sexy club. But they are real.

  30. cloud nine

    Wait, does that mean Jennifer DOESN’T play an edgy femme fatale role in the upcoming Garfield 2 movie? I can’t handle any more disappointments like this. I need to lie down.

    ps JLH joins Natalie Portman in the actresses I want to slap club.

  31. outfile

    I have never bought an issue of playboy, but if she posed, I would buy. She has that wholesome appeal.

    In reality she probably snorts up cocaine like a hoover.

  32. supergirllover

    My goodness! She ALWAYS wears a wig. Every single thing I’ve seen her in I ask, “Is that a wig?” She may have alopecia. Which means she is smooth all over. I am buying that issue of Playboy. I am not gay but damn it she is hot! A triple threat (boobs, waist and hips)!

  33. Sheva

    If she’s in Playboy I’m there. I think she has a good interesting show too with CBS. Don’t know the old history but on my very large screen in HD, I still get a kick out seeing how good she looks.

    If others want to disagree, please go find a an available bathroom stall at the local showing of Bareback Mountain.

  34. blackblackheart

    KMac
    I think the rest of geakdom can spell “speak”, and wait for their browser so that they don’t look like an ass double-posting. :)

    PLEASE! This is the same woman who uttered the sentence “I was J.Lo before she was.”…. COME ON.. She’s meh anyway, ugly..

  35. clarkehead

    Yeah, I’m in too. When that issue hits newstands, I’ll take the day off of work.

  36. The Devil

    LOL @ clarkehead (#35)

    I’m squeezing (#21) HollyJ’s tits again, but now I’m thinking of JLH while doing it.

    JLH is pure hotness. Naysayers are either jealous, blind or gay.

  37. TXBlonde

    I don’t get it as well – ok, she may be a good actress and whatnot (or not), but she’s not a classic beauty by any means. Those breasts will be at the level of Drew B.’s in 10 years.

  38. escapevelocity

    #15: McCarthy at least has a bit of er… substance. (whoa did i just say that?) i think i meant to say she at least has a sense of humor. at least she has one thing (if not three things *winkwink*) going for her.

  39. DURound

    Perhaps she is Bhuddist. You know… get rid of all those desires in life?

    After getting almost no screen time in the last 4 to 10 years she finally gets a role on TV that might possibly revitalize her career … and she shows her superiority over all that by doing the one thing that would signal to the world she does not really take herself or her career seriously. Sure… give your career the finger and go to nirvanna, cause after all, the desire for success was holding you back….

    You gotta admire that kind of dedicated spirituality.

  40. Buck Rogers

    Eh, hasn’t she tried this with Maxim and, to a lesser degree, GQ? I don’t think getting sexier/sluttier photos in circulation will really help.

    Try lending your ‘name” to a couple of edgie indie films or do the Travolta revitalization method and grab some nice juicy niche, supporting parts and act the hell out of them. That worked for the late John Ritter. Not that I don’t want to see her splendids, but they might not be what we’re expecting as was noted, this isn’t 1997 any more.

    something like this is likely: http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=341251043jenniferlovehewittsee1.jpg

  41. sumeet

    She is gorgeous, but honestly, I’d rather see her in more movies than see her boobs.

  42. DiamondStudded

    What is wrong with wholesome roles? Someone needs to come along and set a GOOD example for the young girls that actually look up to these people.

  43. I think the Superficial said it right. That singing career ruined her. If she does a Playboy spread, I see Vivid Videos contacting her next.

  44. All i see are horney, lonely men who cant score with a hooker givin one of Hollywood’s hottest B-list actress grief…

    There’s nothin wrong with wholesome roles…at the very least she’s earnin *insert extravagant amount here* for every dodgy movie/one off tv series/craptapcular single she appears in…

    Cant say for the most of you…

  45. Zapp Brannigan

    Re: Buck Rogers’ link

    Is that real or Photoshop?

    But then, if it was Photoshop, why would the Photoshopper put in such ugly breasts?

  46. boo

    so i just told the hubby about this, who suddenly got a faraway look in his eyes like he can already picture her nekked boobs, and i said, “Hey! someone else noticed the weird-hair-possible-wig thing” and he said, “She has hair?”

  47. popcornsuite

    Maybe she would be taken more seriously as an actress if she could….oh I don’t know…

    …act?

  48. SuperSpence

    I’d cut off my nutsack to see JLH in Playboy, but I think I’d need that nutsack the moment I opened the mag.

  49. SuperSpence

    That image of JLH in a see-thru top is obviously fake because if it was real she’d be surrounded by dozens of dead men and me, with a bloody butcher’s knife in my hand, climbing over the corpses.

  50. julema

    I never saw her as a hot girl…strange chin, ugly smile… but her body is ok and it will look different to see natural breast in playboy!!! Don’t need to have pretty face to pose in playboy! Need a good photograph, good make up artist, photoshop, and normally, implants!! Anyway, no actress can be taking seriously posing for playboy…

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