Things that occurred:
- Jennifer Love Hewitt loves cheeseburgers. I knew it! [Me]
- Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein break up. Two people found that news interesting; I’ll let you guess who they are. [People]
- Jennifer Aniston says her private life is “none of your fucking business” during press junket. Meanwhile, Owen Wilson repeatedly leaves the room to get high. That actually wasn’t a joke. [USA Today]
- Mary-Kate Olsen tries to shoot down pregnancy rumors by drinking and smoking all weekend. Hope her kid likes Down Syndrome. [Page Six]
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, WENN
Frenchy | December 8, 2008 at 4:04 pm
The goblin in the tablecloth is skeery.
KYgentleman | December 8, 2008 at 4:05 pm
What restraunt is that?
luuuuuukee | December 8, 2008 at 4:05 pm
shit covered cumsicles!
First | December 8, 2008 at 4:05 pm
First
Evil | December 8, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Food? I think you mean booty fuel. Saddlebags full? Check!
hollywood_hillbilly | December 8, 2008 at 4:07 pm
That’s like the time douchie tried to convince everyone he wasn’t gay by saying he was a republican.
Cash | December 8, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Is Aniston wearing pasties there, or is that just her necklace shifting from tit to tit as she walks?
Jimbo | December 8, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Who cares about any of this. It is not even worth commenting on.
nice.name.ginnifer | December 8, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Ginnifer. Jesus…hahahahahahahahaha.
crazylady | December 8, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I blame Chris’ hairline for the split.
Nooken | December 8, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Chris Klein looks like the love child of Keanu Reeves and Nic Cage!
dew | December 8, 2008 at 4:39 pm
WTF is up with posting about more than one celeb on a single post? It’s annoying!
supersex | December 8, 2008 at 4:40 pm
jennifer i have some meat for you
lollipop | December 8, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Down Syndrome is a chromosomal abnormality and cannot be caused by drinking or smoking.
it's the truth | December 8, 2008 at 4:53 pm
JLH’s giant ass barely fits on that chair seat.
Rough Daddy | December 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I never said I was a Republican, I said MY BOYFRIEND was a Republican! Get it right or get it rough!
Justin | December 8, 2008 at 5:09 pm
@2
Assuming she’s on the west coast, that would be Carl’s Jr.
If she’s out east somewhere, Hardee’s. Same chain, different name.
ac | December 8, 2008 at 5:19 pm
just wanted to be redundant and say that down’s syndrome is genetic
Kahlee | December 8, 2008 at 5:30 pm
@18 thats true. You can’t just drink your kids way to that extra chromosome.
Sweet Petite | December 8, 2008 at 5:42 pm
She is going to get big fat hips again if she keeps eating like this.
LH | December 8, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Was going to say the same thing about Down’s…thus proving that vaguely intelligent people also read trashy gossip blogs
lloyd johnson | December 8, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Mmmmmm… Carl’s jr. $6.00 cheeseburger. What a woman! I’m not sure I could put one of those bad boys away and I’m 6′ 200lbs. With an appetite like that there will be no butt sex in her future!
ur fav brunette | December 8, 2008 at 5:49 pm
im a size TWO….i SWEAR!!!! no matter how far my fat ass hangs off the sides of the chair….im still a size two!!!!! bahahahahaha
lloyd johnson | December 8, 2008 at 5:49 pm
wow did you see her hair? some shampoo conditioner and a brush would help. alot. Is she a trailer park princess too?
hollywood_hillbilly | December 8, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I can tell you are the fake douchie because you only posted once, the real douchie usually posts 2 or 3 responses.
mike | December 8, 2008 at 6:04 pm
#22-
if you’re a 6′, 200 lb man and you can’t finish a cheeseburger, then you’re a total fag (which probably explains your referencing ‘bad boys’ and ‘butt sex’). Or were you just wanting to say something on here, no matter how idiotic it makes you sound?
i swear, most of you people just seem to be talking just to hear the sounds of your own voices. you’re like mouthy little kids. STUPID little kids. give it a rest. the girl is eating a cheeseburger, for fuck’s sake. big goddamned deal. JLH is pretty, rich, and (from all reports) smart and a decent person, too.
so get off her fucking case already…
SoCalSteve | December 8, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Oh damn… is that a DOUBLE WESTERN?!
Jennifer Love Hewitt has been at the top of my list for about 10 years, and she’s eating my favorite meal? I might just have to start stalking her.
Megan | December 8, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Who cares if she gets big hips and thighs (again? did she lose them?)? Doesn’t matter. It’s good she eats what she wants to. Eating one burger doesn’t mean you’ll get fat. Eating six does, and the rest of you can’t seem to understand the difference.
Flubber | December 8, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Jennifer Love Food.
Barry O | December 8, 2008 at 6:25 pm
A girl with a burger is so fucking sexy.
Why don’t more women realize that, instead of the ‘no red meat’ bullshit?
Carl | December 8, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Is that a western bacon six dollar burger? 1130 calories, 66g fat, 83g carbs…
Fries with that? Another 850 calories, 40 g fat, 74 carbs.
That’s a full day’s worth of junk in one sitting. Eat up piggy, you’ll be swinging that fat ass around again in no time!
It’s not that she shouldn’t eat this kind of shit, it’s that nobody really should. Or at least nobody who wants to whine about others judging them for their weight.
mike | December 8, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Carl-
“Eat up, piggy”? Tell me: what’s it like to be a complete nimrod? Jennifer Love Hewitt is freaking gorgeous, dude. Way prettier than any girl you’ll manage to snag (that is, if you are even interested in girls). The specific standards of feminine beauty change frequently, but you know what usually remains basic? The hourglass figure: big bust, big ass, and a narrower waist between the two. This is what women (with adequate nutrition) have looked like for thousands of years. And its an evolutionary thing, too- wide hips for birthing babies, and large breasts to feed ‘em with. Now, if you, Carl, happen to be into girls that look like adolescent boys (no hips, flat chests, ribs a’showin’) then that’s all well and good. But don’t be calling someone that you’ve never met names like “piggy” (or names of any kind) just for having some lunch and being unfortunate enough to do it with a pap around. Seriously: anyone getting their picture taken when they’ve got a mouthful of food is gonna look sorta comical, and what with the attention JLH has gotten with her weight gain, I’d imagine she was feeling pretty sad when that pic was being snapped (check out her body language- tense, looking down at basically nothing in order to avoid the camera, clenched fist, etc). But pissy little bitches like you don’t give a shit about people’s feelings, do you?
Just do us all a favor and fuck off…
The Laughing G-D | December 8, 2008 at 10:53 pm
@14 fetal alcoholism can mimic the clinical retardation found in Down Syndrome. And alcoholism can affect meiotic non-disjunction, leading to various chromosomal anomaly, fragile X comes to mind.
haroof | December 8, 2008 at 11:57 pm
i defended jlh the first time those bikini pics of her on the beach were put on display for the whole internet to see…but wow…that’s a carl’s jr. double western bacon cheeseburger. most men i know wouldn’t even order that plethora of calories.
this chick is way too hot to be shoveling this junk down her piehole.
gerard Vandenberg | December 9, 2008 at 12:13 am
be sure: THIS IS A NICOLE RICHIE-TRICK!!
(to convince the world you’re feeling quite “NORMAL”, folks?)
BoogieWoogieBugleBoyOfCompanyB | December 9, 2008 at 12:40 am
Jen is such a babe!
BoogieWoogieBugleBoyOfCompanyB | December 9, 2008 at 12:42 am
btw – um mike chumped the SHIT out of Carl.
SMB | December 9, 2008 at 12:46 am
…i was gonna say; “that’s it??? nothing about that fucking outfit???”, but then, i saw frenchie’s post (“goblin in the tablecloth”)…yeah, you probably could’nt’a done better’n that.
Annie Anorexia | December 9, 2008 at 2:47 am
Sure, she eats a cheeseburger while everybody watches, but when nobody is looking, she goes into the bathroom and barfs it all up again. I bet she ate a whole bunch of cheeseburgers . . . and several orders of fries and onion rings too!
Clem | December 9, 2008 at 3:21 am
1 – Big deal
2 – What’s a Ginnifer?
3 – Yummy!
4 – ..H…H..Horf…
Turd Ferguson | December 9, 2008 at 11:05 am
Man, my grandma is gonna be so pissed! She invited that Olsen girl in for a grilled cheese and bowl of chili and she stole the damned curtain off the front window.
Wait a sec, Is she trying to be some kind of whacked out ghost?
el ces | December 9, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Mmm mmm, burger.
Chaos | December 9, 2008 at 5:50 pm
JLH, Jennifer Loves me not cheeseburgers :)
Narcissist | December 18, 2008 at 8:36 am
On Jennifer:
HARDEES (or Carls). Oh yeah, she’s starving herself. I estimate a minimum of 1200 calories in that burger (some are over 1400 calories), more than half her basic daily calorie requirement in one meal, in one sandwich, the glycemic load of which will likely shut down her metabolism for hours. Her system will flood with insulin and free radicals, raising her cancer risk, accelerating the aging process. If she’s doing this very often it’s very unhealthy.
They have a BBQ chicken sandwich that’s like 320 calories. Don’t know if they had the little burgers when this was taken.
@32 -Looks like she’s reading something to her left and oblivious to the camera to me.
Olivia | January 14, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Shes eating food!!! oh my god…. that means shes human you fools!! leave her alone shes a beautiful healthy women
Olivia | January 14, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Shes eating food!!! oh my god…. that means shes human you fools!! leave her alone shes a beautiful healthy women