People reports Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are no longer having shame-filled sex together which is kind of sad considering I was actually starting to buy them as a couple. No, really, think about it: She’s fucking crazy and he can’t afford to pay for sex because no one will hire him. How does that not work? So she shot you in the leg a few times after catching a whiff of your assistant’s perfume. Have you looked at her breasts and your face? Mathematically they shouldn’t even be in the same room together.
Photos: Splash News
Tucker Jay | March 15, 2010 at 2:05 am
What a Shame?
jessy | March 15, 2010 at 2:10 am
Second?!
jessy | March 15, 2010 at 2:11 am
Second?!
Skeletor | March 15, 2010 at 2:20 am
Future Jenifer Love Skeletor!
dstt | March 15, 2010 at 2:24 am
I think the big story is who was the girlfriend that helped her vajazzle her “sweet spot.”
Amber | March 15, 2010 at 2:27 am
You’re all about the breaking news tonight.
sin | March 15, 2010 at 2:57 am
Why is she considered to have Huge tits? Those are medium at best. She must use push up bras alot.
thunderstud | March 15, 2010 at 3:03 am
What a lovely specimen of woman… I would so do her–as if the opportunity would ever come up!
Dank | March 15, 2010 at 3:31 am
Now the Ghost Whisperer creators are going to have to find her a new cast member to fuck. She goes through guys like fucking water. She’s a nice girl too. i dont get it.
Dank | March 15, 2010 at 3:31 am
Maybe he didnt like her vagazzle(google it, funny shit)
Dweezel | March 15, 2010 at 3:40 am
Aw, come on. She’s gorgeous, and by all accounts a decent person. Besides, she’s rocking both that dress _and_ those Christian Louboutin’s.
Boodiba | March 15, 2010 at 4:02 am
He’s got beady, little eyes anyway. Next!
Jimmy | March 15, 2010 at 5:29 am
I remember when I was in 8th grade and she was IT. There were countless nights I’ve spent with her. Now she’s washed up.
Lenny | March 15, 2010 at 8:09 am
Remember she’s only 5’2 and her ass is alot better than you think. But nice tits.
Stu Gavin | March 15, 2010 at 8:19 am
To #9
The reason JLH goes through men so fast is because she has severe Daddy issues, her father left her when she was 1.
dontlooknow | March 15, 2010 at 8:54 am
It’s sad that a woman of her advanced age has to wear a dress that PEELS OFF to get any attention.
AJ | March 15, 2010 at 9:12 am
I dont care how crazy she is, I wouldn’t give that ass up
Darth | March 15, 2010 at 9:22 am
Single with Love being her Middle Name?!
nah | March 15, 2010 at 10:10 am
white pasty cellulite
pass
Evil | March 15, 2010 at 10:15 am
SERIOUSLY, I’d take her! No internet joke!
cc | March 15, 2010 at 10:32 am
I hear he left after he nearly choked to death on a Swarovksi crystal.
kitty_kat | March 15, 2010 at 10:43 am
Wow. My friend was right. She is kind of pear-shaped. I remember her breasts being much bigger than this. What happened?
small business health insurance | March 15, 2010 at 10:56 am
for some reason i thought they would make it
Tek | March 15, 2010 at 10:59 am
It’s crazy that as soon as she loses weight and gets into her typical JLH shape they brake up. So basicly Jamie Kennedy likes ‘em big?
#7
back when she had the extra lbs on her, her tits were infact huge. Check out some Ghost Whisperer re-runs and see for yourself. Also take into account that she’s no longer the same perky little thing on the I Know What You Did Last Summer films. She’s 31 now, and after losing a lot of weight… lets just say that her tits arent as full and perky as they used to be.
That said, I’d still hit that furiously.
shemp | March 15, 2010 at 11:25 am
that’s a shame: they seemed like a very happy couple, judging by the pics I’ve seen of them. Oh well. She’s absolutely gorgeous and and fine person too: she’ll find the guy that’s right for her eventually…
captain america | March 15, 2010 at 11:36 am
IT’s PATENTED BY HER?
Rough-er Madness | March 15, 2010 at 11:46 am
Of course she dump him. You think after she lose the weight she’s going to have him around? Silly.
deebo | March 15, 2010 at 12:02 pm
so how do i get a date with her? she has been one of my faves and i happen to be newly single too. oh j love we can make some vajazzle and peenzazzle magic together…won;t all that bejewelling leave a rash tho?
Mr. Nice Guy | March 15, 2010 at 12:40 pm
This is why men leave women for younger women-
16. dontlooknow – March 15, 2010 8:54 AM
It’s sad that a woman of her advanced age has to wear a dress that PEELS OFF to get any attention.
- She is 31 years old! dontlooknow; You wear this kind of dress proudly until you want to live with your CAT. Ask my ex wife who bought into your type of Bull Shit at 39, or my current with who I am taking to Cancun in her 40′s, and still wears this and Hotter.
dontlooknow is a Prudish Bitch.
Richard McBeef | March 15, 2010 at 12:52 pm
@15 – yep. never ever date a girl that doesn’t have a dad. ever ever. it’s hard to play dad and bf at the same time. also, don’t date girls that don’t have brothers, preferably older brothers.
medi0169 | March 15, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Nice tits.
Two-Buck Tim | March 15, 2010 at 3:09 pm
@30 is giving the best advice here, some of the younger superficial male contributors might want to take note, cause what he’s saying is hard-core truth.
Cartman | March 15, 2010 at 5:30 pm
JLH is lovely. The only thing I have against her is that she used to fuck Jamie Kennedy because that guy sucks worse than Tom Green.
adelaide dancing | March 15, 2010 at 5:47 pm
lol, i used to like jennifer love hewitt so much but not anymore, she does seem a bit crazy!
Dn | March 15, 2010 at 5:50 pm
@ 33
Tom Green is a nard sack, and Jaime Kennedy isn’t much better. But at least his show, The Jaime Kennedy, experience was funny from time to time. Tom Green was reduced to sucking on a cows utter for laughs. Talk about lame.
datroof | March 16, 2010 at 12:16 am
Called this a couple weeks ago.
She got burned by those beach photos of her where she was chunking up. She claimed she didn’t care, but she’s obviously been working out since then. And apparantly sticking her ass out for photo shoots, and as been getting a lot of attention lately. Making her realise she’s potentially too good looking for this no-talent douche.
She’s got a great body. Too bad she looks like she’d be a stiff in bed. Too prudish and proper to have any real fun. I’m guessing it goes like:
No foreplay beyond just taking off your clothes. 5-10 minutes of actual intercourse (missionary only). Then 45-60 endless minutes of cuddling as you reassure her that “this really is the best part”, while Natalie Merchant songs are softly looped in the background on her ipod shuffle.
Kay | March 16, 2010 at 1:06 am
Gorgeous body, she is looking great.
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