People reports Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are no longer having shame-filled sex together which is kind of sad considering I was actually starting to buy them as a couple. No, really, think about it: She’s fucking crazy and he can’t afford to pay for sex because no one will hire him. How does that not work? So she shot you in the leg a few times after catching a whiff of your assistant’s perfume. Have you looked at her breasts and your face? Mathematically they shouldn’t even be in the same room together.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is single. Again.
March 15th, 2010 // 45 Comments
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