Jennifer Love Hewitt stole your mom’s body

So . . . is the superfish a bitchy girl who’s mad that the boob fairy didn’t leave her a honking pair of tits or a latent homosexual? Because I remember learning in sex ed class many moons ago that girls grew hips and breasts and guys grew beards when they went through puberty, but every woman idolized on this site looks like a 13 year old boy. No hips, no ass, no curves. Just straight up and down and flat in all directions. It’s cool if that’s your cup of tea, but I like a girl with meat on her bones. A little jiggle for my giggle. Some cushion for my pushin’. (Especially when you get a big butt girl and hit it doggy style. Get up enough momentum and it’s like the ass is giving you a round of applause.)

I knew those jeans were a bad idea! I’ve seen some that have the side seams pulled more to the front because it’s supposed to make you look slimmer. Sure, maybe it trims you down if someones looking at you dead-on from the front. Interestingly enough, the trade off is obviously that your backside is going to look huge from the front *and* the back.

Didn’t we go through all this before on the Mandy Moore thread?

Is the urge really that overpowering to repost comments pretending Nicole Richie is the only other option to a heavy girl? I wonder why scales are constructed to give a whole range of weights…

People who feel strongly about their “isssssssues” are the most boring people on earth.

It just dawned on me that all these fat haters are probably the same girls in high school with concave chests and flat asses that hated on all the girls that grew breasts and hips over the summer. It’s okay honey. You too will experience the beauty that is puberty. You will blossom into a woman someday. Or you won’t and you’ll spend the rest of your life ripping on people with smoking hot bodies because you’re jealous. Oh and newsflash, skinny doesn’t equal pretty and healthy. There are plenty of dog faced girls that are size ones. And don’t let the fashion industry fool you. Just because Kate Moss is a fashion icon, it doesn’t mean she’s pretty. Remember, the fashion industry is run by gay men and bitter bitches who got hit by every branch when they fell out the ugly tree. (Donatella Versace, anyone.)

She still looks WAY HOT to me. Watching the show gives me pleasure on a Friday night. She still has one of the best set of hooters in Hollywood. Yeaaaa!

#93-SLOWLY PUT DOWN THE TUB OF ICING! ….. Face it, your fat and pasty looking and have never seen a buffett you you didnt like! When you get through feeding Meet me at the Blue martini and the first round of crisco is on me!! toodles piglet….

There is nothing bad about a girl being a size 10. But, when she goes from a size 1/2 to a size 10 in a matter of one year….thats not hot

I think its just the jeans that are really unflattering…

just bad jeans, yo.

she just looks dated, outfit from the late 80s that’s why. He’s curvy and HOT

Epiphany- I’m willing to bet that your about a deuce and a half right? Your post screams of denial fat girl! You would give a truckload of twinkies to look like Kate Moss! Stop kidding yourself and take a spin class……..

Ummm…I’m slender and size0 so I think if anyone can call her fat; I can…..and I don’t. How is she fat? Yes, she looks like she’s gained a little weight but she’s hardly fat. Pictures can add a certain amount of poundage so I’d be willing to bet that she looks fine in person.

Have you called Jenny yet?

To set the record straight, THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO USE THE TERM “MEAT ON BONES” ARE STUPID, JEALOUS FATTIES! I am in no way condoning uber skinny women who actively hurt themselves to be thin, but I’m also not condoning women who totally let themselves go, as she apparently has. She has no muscle tone and since when were her hips so disgustingly wide?? It’s morons like #’s 81, 82, 97, 100, 101, etc. who try to diminish the fact that Americans are morbidly obese. It’s only when idiotic pigs like them are chained to trend mills that this country will resemble the rest of the world. I totally agree with everyone who thinks all the “fat supporters” are really just twinkie-rolled pigs who want to feel better about their own sloth and cellulite.

112- Put a 1 in front of that zero and you will have your true size! Big girl Stop lying, You know you look like a sasquatch

Who runs this blog, btw? do they have any photos of themselves as proof they arent a typical American fatass? Just out of curiousity, cause I always seem to get this jealous vibe from this blogger.

Get real she’s not fat. She looks like a woman. She has tits, hips and an ass. Its really too bad that in the closet homos, who only want to screw women that look like prepubescent boys, keep trying to set the standard for how women should look.

If you think she looks bad, then you really need to consider giving your buddy Clay Aiken a call for some play time.

“She looks great. God forbid a woman have breasts and hips.”

That.

117 & 118 You two piglets should waddle over to the sizzler together!

her body just looks odd in what she’s wearing, compared to ‘normal’ Jennifer Love Hewitt… almost like she’s wearing padding- is she getting ready for a role or something? is she mad at her trainer? it doesn’t look natural– and it’s not like she’s had 4 or 5 kids… she’s young, vital, primin’ – start with pitching the jeans!

Hello. Are you crazy. Look at the rack on her.

#120 – Actually, I’d rather challenge you to a running contest. Loser gets to suck Clay Aiken’s cock!

fats hewitt with her sausage leggs

dudes, whether or not she’s fat really isn’t of great importance- what matters is that she’s got a sweet rack.

Ha ha! Someone’s not used to looking up from his greasy Real Doll.

#123- How would that be fair? All your lardass would have to do is visualize a fried snickers bar at the finish line and you would win, hands down! What is it with you fat women always fantasizing about clay aiken’s cock? must be some chemical in all the butter you consume!

she’s so sexy… not fat.

JLH is so unsexy. A walking pear with big tits. Peaked long ago.

Not remotely fat. Face of a donkey? Sure. Unattractive, boring, washed up, and resembles a lightbulb? Okay.

Well, if you don’t like normal hips, there are always trannies. I hear Ann Coulter is available.

What are some people talking abt; saying those jeans are okay…those are total “mom” jeans! They look awful on her! I think she picked the least flattering style for her figure. And what happened to that petite, shapely chic from 10 yrs ago? I never thought she would be the type to get so…plus sized. Not that she’s huge or anything, but she did put on a lot of weight. She does still have a nice little waist though. But it looks like she’s popped out a couple of kids already. I’m surprised she doesn’t just settle down and get married and have kids already. All that being said, I always did think she was really cute and seemed like a sweet person; still does. I still think she is very pretty and different looking from the typical hollywood chic. I like her; I’m just shocked at how much bigger she looks. She needs a total style (and maybe some trainer) intervention!

has she given birth lately or is she pregnant?speakin of which, she was rather anorexia extreme lookin in her younger hot tv days,the horse-looking shaped face and extreme walkin twig with boobs that used to scream in tween horror movies?this is a healther nicer alternative to the love hewitt we used to see. does she still call herself “love” anyways?

“Business Class”

My nipples got hard just looking at these pics and I’m not even bi or les! I think she’s just gained maybe 10 lbs and those jeans are not flattering anyway. I don’t see what the big deal is…she’s always had huge tits and a beautiful face and her hair has always been gorgeous so who cares if her hips have spread a bit? Jeez. If my husband was awake right now I’d show him these pics and I’m sure he’d say “I’d hit it!” And we would just laugh and have fabulous sex, and afterwards we’d smoke and feel sorry for all of you idiots who hate on “fat” chicks…then in true superficial form I’d pull out my my girl scout uniform and wear it proudly whilst skipping down the street otherwise naked in my size 10 fabulousness. Oh, and I’m almost 6′ so there fuckers.

Yes, she’s gained weight.It doesn’t look bad unless your friggin’ retarded!

Absolutely nothing wrong with her.
Wow so she gained 10 pounds. Who gives a shit.
Maybe if she popped a cap in yall’s ass that would be worth reading.

Makes me feel so much better about myself. She looks great btw! Hope she put some on on her brain and assertive side as well.

Really? My mom? All i see i her HUGE RACK. I’m confused. I don’t wanna pipe my mom….

soooooo superficial! gawd! it’s an unflattering tank over unflattering jeans on a very sexy thang. I’m not a fan but f*cking A–that’s just wrong!

She has gained weight but it looks like it’s all in her hips and butt! I still thinks she HOT! To better days pics: http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/jennifer_love_hewitt_1/jennifer_love_hewitt_1.html

@#34

Only guys who have small dicks who can’t use them hate on “thick” girls b/c they can’t handle them….

Go back to having 10 second long sex with the size 0, 12 year old look a likes and leave us women to the real men.

Seriously, she looks fine. It’s just that it’s not the perfect pair of jeans but she looks good. She’s not even *near* fat. And even then she wouldn’t be ugly. Fat and ugly don’t necessarily go together, you know, and she’s a pretty girl.

What’s that in her pants?Is that one or two penises?

I won’t say bad things about her.Ever had an hippo attacking you and running after you?I neither but i rather don’t.

Good lord she’s not 17yrs old anymore,she turned into a very HOT WOMAN,and if your Mom looks that good,I want to meet her!
..Jennifer is still a 10!…

The people who say that she is fat clearly don’t have any girlfriends, unless a blow up doll counts as such. Of course they are going to think she is fat. Their “girls” hardly weigh anything.

Anyways, I though she looked good ten years ago, and she still looks good. She’s not super-fit anymore, but most American women would I think die for a body like that one. I personally would kill for those sandbags.

If your mom look like that… I realy want to mount her :P

shez got a cute face,
but I hate her ztupid
mother=bigmouthbitch…
and he zizter iz hugh,
zo that meanz zhez capable
of being the zame way..

Are there any botox injected in her thighs?those muscles look very relaxed.