Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini

August 3rd, 2009 // 162 Comments

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy slipped off to Hawaii for a vacation where apparently JLove wore a bikini while playing tennis. Which is amazing because I actually didn’t want to rip my eyes out while whipping Jenny Craig meals at the monitor. Who saw that coming? Be honest.

EDIT: Had to remove the tennis pics because of copyright issues. But, hey, nothing sexier than staring at a woman through a fence. Jon Gosselin knows what I’m talking about.

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  1. Tom

    I don’t care if she’s a little bigger, a little smaller, a lot bigger- that is a gorgeous and sexy woman.

    If you’re reading this Jennifer I love you! Call me at the number carved into the side of your mailbox! Let it ring!

  2. ®usty

    I think she looks fine! she should do more things in a bikini.

  3. Jayger

    she look HOTTTTT! Damn Jamie… you’re one lucky bastard!

  4. Gord

    @37 – You said it.
    PS – She looks amazing.

  5. Lolocaust

    Anyone else remember when this cunt was relevant?

    Me neither.

  6. goodwolf

    These photos are odd….in some, especially from the side, she actually looks thin overall, but from the back, her ass and thighs still look big….I guess she just has an odd body type, but it appears she really doesn’t need to lose anymore weight, just toning and body sculpting or something…regardless, she is obviously out there to be photographed (no one would seriously plan to play tennis in those shoes?!), so I’m pretty sure she thinks she looks better in a bikini than she does….

  7. Newcastle

    She’s got great curves and she’s not fat.

  8. LookWhatLipo CanDo

    Jennifer looks good. She should get down on her knees and kiss the balls of her plastic surgeon.

  9. Joe

    She has what I would call an over-estrogenized body, relatively big boobs, super wide hips, tiny shoulders and waist.

    I would bang the shit out of her… but she HAS to stay thin, otherwise she will look like your neighbor’s pear-shaped mom you remember from childhood who seemed like some asexual librarian.

  10. looking_better

    body looks pretty damn good. face, woof.

  11. Alexander Doom

    I don´t care the commentsssssssssssssssssss, I LOVE HER!!
    I love her butt and legs!!
    :P

    SHE´s Soooo HOT!!! :D

  12. This is ridiculously staged. Have awoken from a coma into a world where women now play tennis while wearing binkinis and wearing high heeled shoes? Is she trying to twist her ankle and do a face plant? Seems that way to me….

  13. Does Jennifer think her relationship with Jamie Kennedy is real or is she just waiting to get pranked on his shitastic cancelled show? She’s got that rollercoaster type of body..one minute it looks good and the next minute it looks like shit. As of right now, it looks like I’m about to get back on that ride!

  14. sixpack

    @ 18 – that’s because she doesn’t have a penis.
    Would hit that 6 ways ’til Sunday.

  15. Tracy

    She looks much better weight wise… too bad she basically just tattooed pathetic on her forehead. Nice shoes & suit. Did she call the paps too?

  16. Beetlejuice

    I think her once-fabulous tits have finally seen better days. They look droopy and like half-empty waterskins in the profile shots.

  17. Me

    What an unflattering bikini.

  18. VtFarmboy

    is it me or do these pics look staged… i mean when was the last time anyone played tennis with shoes like thoes????

  19. Scott

    “59. soahc – August 4, 2009 1:51 AM

    I have fucked numerous women that are way hotter than ‘Love’ (as she insists on being called on set.)”

    Anyways.

    Internet porn and wet dreams dont count, moron.

    “90. Karen – August 4, 2009 8:59 AM

    Why didn’t they lipo her thighs when they were doing her stomach? Or did she feedbag the saddlebags back already?

    But she looks good for being a mother of three kids.

    Oh, wait…”

    Yea, I’m sure you’re one fine piece of ass.. nevermind the fact you yourself probably have thighs the size of a small village and a vagine that looks like a badly packed ka-bob.

  20. Sandy

    So, uh, “Scott” – do you imagine that JLH will read your valiant defense of her and give you a call? I bet internet commenters are mortally wounded when you accuse them of “probably having” unattractive features. Prince Valiant the Whitehead, you are.

  21. Ariana

    I really don’t understand any hype about her. She’s very normal looking, albeit looks a tad annoying -__-. Plus she looks fucking retarded wearing a bikini to play tennis.

    Why did people ever like her serial “the ghost whisperer” or w/e the hell it was? =[

  22. gotmilk?

    them some saggy titties.

    but seriously, she’s got the posture of Bigfoot in half these pictures. horrible! maybe if she threw her shoulders back a bit, her tits wouldn’t be down by her waist.

    but i’m glad she staged these pictures because other than my pasty whiteness, i now feel better about putting on a bikini this weekend.

  23. deddog

    @123

    gotmilk… how bout you walk into a furnace? that should cure your fasty (fucking nasty) pasty white complexion, it will also thin the herd and enable human evolution to continue… i’m sure you’re some pipe cleaner thin pile of skin and bones that’s all elbows and knees…

  24. gotmilk?

    124, so much hatred for pasty whiteness. is that you Reverend Al?

  25. surlywench

    Holy Crap! It’s like someone took the neck and head of an alien and stuck it on a flabby, matronly hipped, pear shaped human body.

    Fucking nasty.

  26. Intermino

    She looks fine, I mean, sure she could tone up a little bit more but I’d love to see all of your perfect bodies.

  27. annn

    funny…..playing tennis…come on??? did you see her shoes??

  28. oh yeah

    I’d put icing on her mountains

  29. Emmy-Em

    She got rid of her HUGE fankles, FINALLY! She had such hideous ankles she made Hillary Clinton’s look svelte.
    And yet, she has sticky out ears, a head shaped like an alien, saddlebags, and she’s flabby.
    I know that liposuction CAN get rid of fankles….but so few women do it when they should.
    She’s not unattaractive. If she wasn’t kind of famous for whatever she’s famous for, I would not think twice when looking at her. Except the fact that she’s PLAYING TENNIS IN A BIKINI and PLATFORM SHOES.
    30-Love was the score I think, ha ha ha.

  30. Jamie's Uterus

    How many paparazzi did this desperate attention whore call? She’s playing tennis with her sloppy ass hanging out, in heels?

    C’mon, have the ratings for that crappy show gone down again? Is a new season starting early?

    Obvious publicity stunt.

  31. Buster

    1) Concerning JLH: I’d have always tapped that.

    2) It’s a total photo op: nobody actually plays tennis in a bikini and wedge-heels.

    3) I’m okay with #2. She looks good. Not model perfect, but who really is besides models? I’ve always appreciated her build; real women have curves.

  32. Bubba Rednex

    Another 20 25 pounds and she should be hot ,

  33. Lala

    i think her bikini bottoms are just too small for her. more flattering outfit and she’d look great

  34. mondo

    hey let’s play tennis! hey let’s play basketball!

    why don’t you just relax for christ’s sake. you’re on vacation.

  35. Scott

    “121. Sandy – August 4, 2009 2:09 PM

    So, uh, “Scott” – do you imagine that JLH will read your valiant defense of her and give you a call? I bet internet commenters are mortally wounded when you accuse them of “probably having” unattractive features. Prince Valiant the Whitehead, you are.”

    So uh, ‘vapid cunt’, do you imagine that I give a flying fuck some fat calf w a witty nickname like ‘Sandy’ calls me out on a message board? Does throwing my name in ‘quotes’ add substance to your tired ass insults? Just curious. Mortally wounded? Where the fuck do you come up w this stupid shit? And the funny thing is, you’re doing the same bullshit when you oh so bravely ‘call me out’ for bashing two other posters… hypocrite much? This isnt the first time you ve posted after something I’ve said, so as hard as it might be, try and get over this little infatuation you have w me..I’m flattered, but….no, I take it back- I’m really not. Feel free to ‘respond’ just to reiterate my point. Thanks in advance.

    Oh, and before I forget..go fuck yourself.

  36. yowillie

    yummy

  37. yowillie

    she needs a pearl necklace……

  38. datroof

    For all this chick’s tough talk about liking her body, back when she was photo’d looking doughy and saggy, she sure has toned up her shit quite a bit.

    These picks are posed (heels and tennis anyone?), so everyone can see how much better looking she is than she was a few months back.

    Yeah she’s still fucking annoying and stupid, but now’s she’s also revealed her own personal shallow hypocrisy. And Jamie Kennedy? The dude is a big, unfunny douche. How this guy is known by anyone beyond the the regulars at a McDonald’s in Irvine is beyond me.

    All that said, she has a spectacular hips/waist ratio. One of the best in hollywood. And I’d fuck her silly (from behind, so I could still reach around to grab her bewbs, but not have to look at her weird, jaw-less face.)

  39. Gueibor

    God, those hips.
    I would marry those hips; I love them since It was illegal to love them.
    Maybe it’s my 41 years and my gut speaking, but she looks fine to me.

  40. TopCat

    Really beddable!
    yummy

  41. Eric

    To #59…you’ve never sniffed a pussy in your life.

  42. soahcthevirgin

    soahc is a V IRGIN

  43. A same sense feels very happy namely then.

  44. MR.GET AT ME B.K.A A REAL NIGGA 4 YOU

    I WOULD HIT THAT SHE STILL SEXY WITH WEIGHT OR WITH OUT.YALL THATS HATIN NEED TO STOP CUZ YALL PROBLY LOOK BADDER THEN HER YALL PROBY FAT UGLY AND STANK.JENNIFER U MY GIRL THO

  45. MR.GET AT ME B.K.A A REAL NIGGA 4 YOU

    I WOULD HIT THAT SHE STILL SEXY WITH WEIGHT OR WITH OUT.YALL THATS HATIN NEED TO STOP CUZ YALL PROBLY LOOK BADDER THEN HER YALL PROBY FAT UGLY AND STANK.JENNIFER U MY GIRL THO

  46. MR.GET AT ME B.K.A A REAL NIGGA 4 YOU

    I WOULD HIT THAT SHE STILL SEXY WITH WEIGHT OR WITH OUT.YALL THATS HATIN NEED TO STOP CUZ YALL PROBLY LOOK BADDER THEN HER YALL PROBY FAT UGLY AND STANK.JENNIFER U MY GIRL THO

  47. What the hell. She loves Hewitt, but i am more into teddy bears. Oh, any BBW admirers here? Come and have fun with me lol http://www.plusflirt.com
    your welcomed to this link.

  48. She is challenging Anna Kournikova (?) for the rank of 43,725th best tennis player in the world.

    She did slim down. Not quite time to get all cocky, though.

  49. Neal

    What the hell is up with all the haters now a days. How can all you fucking assholes really be that mean talking about another person you’ve never met. Why the hell do people waste so much time and energy saying how much you Hate something or someone. Who cares why shes playing tennis in a bikini its her right. What ever happened to the saying ‘ If you don’t have anything nice to say dont say anything at all.’ All this Blind Hate and Superficial bullshit makes me want to throw up. Personally I think she as Hot as she ever was and I’m 25. These picks brought Tears to my eyes she looks so good! Could All the Suprficial Haters just looking for something or someone To Hate Please Shut the Hell Up and Try being more positive and loving It will get you further in Life and you’ll be happier along the way. May God Bless You.

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