Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy slipped off to Hawaii for a vacation where apparently JLove wore a bikini while playing tennis. Which is amazing because I actually didn’t want to rip my eyes out while whipping Jenny Craig meals at the monitor. Who saw that coming? Be honest.
EDIT: Had to remove the tennis pics because of copyright issues. But, hey, nothing sexier than staring at a woman through a fence. Jon Gosselin knows what I’m talking about.
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eva | August 3, 2009 at 9:56 pm
first
Girl | August 3, 2009 at 9:57 pm
youre mean. shes not fat.
Cellulite | August 3, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Cellulite? At least she is not jacking to internet pron like me.
Dude Love | August 3, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Who plays tennis is platform sandals?
Anexio | August 3, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Flapjackville
Out
sophie | August 3, 2009 at 9:58 pm
all i can say is WTF?
biz | August 3, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Someone’s kind of an asshole and it’s not Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Master Thigh | August 3, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Hillary Clinton’s “love” child.
Lux | August 3, 2009 at 10:03 pm
oh yeah, I always play tennis in high heels and a bikini.
Way to show off your cellulite, biatch.
stupidass | August 3, 2009 at 10:05 pm
man, she looks like a pig in rollerskates playing tennis in those heels.
…..a hot pig whom i’d bend over and stick it to, by the way…..hell i’d bend over so she could stick it to me
stupidass | August 3, 2009 at 10:05 pm
man, she looks like a pig in rollerskates playing tennis in those heels.
…..a hot pig whom i’d bend over and stick it to, by the way…..hell i’d bend over so she could stick it to me
boobly eyes | August 3, 2009 at 10:06 pm
this just in: schwing.
Bad Setup | August 3, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Hot and Dumb.
B27 | August 3, 2009 at 10:13 pm
She should listen to the ghosts that talk to her — “keep your clothes on!”
joe | August 3, 2009 at 10:13 pm
heels bikini yes, good, do it again!
Courtyardpigeon | August 3, 2009 at 10:17 pm
She has sexy feet. I want to suck her toes.
Sexy Costumes | August 3, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Desperate. Bikini and heels playing tennis. Uhhhhhhh, staged photo op much?
Jugh Hackman | August 3, 2009 at 10:21 pm
her body is weirdly shaped and unattractive. i’m honestly not sure if i would do her.
Iambananas | August 3, 2009 at 10:28 pm
You people are on crack — she is BEAUTIFUL! She has a perfect body!
Upinya | August 3, 2009 at 10:33 pm
So she’s a little thick in the middle, I would still pipe the fuck out of that, severely!
John | August 3, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Her body looks fine. Her face looks HORRIBLE!!! Very unfortunate shot!
Eddy | August 3, 2009 at 10:37 pm
@ 17
So you *if you’re a woman* or your significant other *if you’re a male* would never do anything other than going to the beach in a bikini? I’ve seen girls playing different sports in bikinis, from tennis, volleyball, soccer and football, as if it were natural.
She’s got an amazing body, I just don’t understand how she didn’t roll her ankles or really hurt herself with those heels? still though, she’s pretty amazing :D
RoidJones | August 3, 2009 at 10:39 pm
She looks so old. If she was like 40, I’d say she looks great, but she’s like 30. She should be tighter and less worn around the face.
Ego | August 3, 2009 at 10:41 pm
she used to have nice huge boobs. WTF happened?? this is a matter of national security
edmundton | August 3, 2009 at 10:41 pm
saggy boobies, pear shape, cellulite ass, baggy eyes
Quebe | August 3, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Shes slimmed down, but she looks like mush. Her ass and thighs are all squishy and full of fat dimples. This girl needs some muscle tone.
John five | August 3, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Yuck!
She should have done this like 10 years ago back when she was hot.
AJ | August 3, 2009 at 10:50 pm
that ass is so nice
horace | August 3, 2009 at 10:51 pm
This horsefaced bitch needs get a clue. Seriously, who the fuck plays tennis in shoes like that. I guess she really needs attention. You shouldn’t encourage her. Bikinis are for hot girls. Couldn’t you post some more news about Michael Jackson or some shots of Lindsay Lohan not working?
*C* | August 3, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Seriously…?!? WTF do you ppl look like, talking shit about someone who honestly doesn’t look near as bad as you’re saying she does! She looks GREAT compared to the way she looked a year ago! And even though she is a celebrity, doesn’t mean she has to wear makeup all the time! However, I don’t agree w/ playing tennis in wedge heels.
uh | August 3, 2009 at 10:54 pm
I think she looks pretty good. Do men seriously want absolutely no fat on the thighs, because that’s kind of hard for a lot of women to pull off.
paula | August 3, 2009 at 10:58 pm
she used to have nice huge boobs. WTF happened?? I remember once a time I have seen her with a handsome military man on “Militaryflirting.c o m”, but I don’t know what’s happened next?
MosesGabby | August 3, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Given the bikini and shoes, is she making a porn movie on the tennis court?
bb | August 3, 2009 at 11:02 pm
@ 22
bikinis yes, platforms,,,,no f=in way
Seriously, have you ever tried or seen anyone try to play tennis in heels? Tennis, along with basketball, are sports which place so much stress on the participants ankles, such an attempt would easily snap bones if they were ACTUALLY playing!! ridiculous photo op
bb | August 3, 2009 at 11:03 pm
playing tennis is heels would snap bones in your ankles if you were ACTUALLY PLAYING!!
Jesus, Son of God | August 3, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Just when I think maybe I can get up the nerve to ass fuck her she decides to gain 20 pounds again. C’mon honey make up your mind! I really do want you to shit on my dick but you have to pull yourself together first.
olga | August 3, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Why don’t you post your picture on your site so the world can belittle you? I am sure you are the hottest piece of ass that has ever walked the earth. How awesome is it that you make a living by making fun of women’s bodies? You are, no doubt, a god among men. Really, the way you contribute to is astounding. Congratulations on being absolute shit scum. You win.
JoJo | August 3, 2009 at 11:33 pm
She should just say fuck-it and get nice tit job to balance out her hips a little then her body would be just right.
maryjade | August 3, 2009 at 11:36 pm
once upon a time, JLove had naturally awesome tits. now the time has come to get a breast lift. maintenance is key, Jen.
p.s. what’s with the ghost face?
Nameless | August 4, 2009 at 12:03 am
She just needs to tone that shit up and she’ll look hot as hell.
But honestly, 4 inch heels are supposed to make a girls legs look leaner. So for her to be wearing them and still have cellulite is like damn….she takes them off and its tapioca pudding city.
sam | August 4, 2009 at 12:04 am
Forget the cellulite, the bikini, the heels… the major faux pas here is that her heels DON’T MATCH the swimsuit. Not that Shauna Sand lucites would be an improvement.
BroPyle | August 4, 2009 at 12:05 am
I just don’t understand what she’s doing. She had, probably deservedly, one fit after another last year for being shown in a bathing suit in a magazine and called fat. Is this supposed to be redemption? She can’t seriously be playing tennis in platforms, so she just looks ridiculous…or at a minimum like she’s trying to call attention to herself. Still, her body’s better than 98 percent of women in this country.
Kim | August 4, 2009 at 12:06 am
Who the hell plays tennis in heels and bikini?
Tad Bit Tipsy | August 4, 2009 at 12:13 am
and the ghost whispers…. “baby got back.”
Taz | August 4, 2009 at 12:13 am
id still pump her
Sarah | August 4, 2009 at 12:20 am
she’s got the kickin curves!!! alright!!!!!
funbags | August 4, 2009 at 12:39 am
I don’t think it’s her boobs as much as it is her choice in non-supportive swimwear. Seriously, those puppies would look MUCH better with some support. Besides, speaking from experience, doing any type of activity with big boobs without support is uncomfortable and awkward. I’m going to go out a limb here and say she was mostly just posing.
BigHeadMike | August 4, 2009 at 12:39 am
She is perfect….
BigHeadMike | August 4, 2009 at 12:41 am
Shes going back on the wall…
vito | August 4, 2009 at 12:50 am
Saggy tits…CHECK!
Broad across the beam…CHECK!
Bits of cellulite here and there…CHECK!
Ahhh what the hell, I still like the cut of her jib!