I realize I did a pretty piss poor job of posting the Emmy pictures but I figure a shot of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking like she’s really capable of giving birth should redeem myself. Unless you’re not into really wide birthing hips. In which case these pictures are just frightening and confusing. And let this be a physics lesson to all: the greater the mass the greater the gravitational pull. Because my eyes used to go straight for her chest, but now they’re being pulled right to her waist. Fortunately my imaginary squeezing hands aren’t affected by pesky things like science.
Stepheroo | August 28, 2006 at 7:13 pm
She should change her name to Jennifer Love Nachos.
Tracy | August 28, 2006 at 7:16 pm
Mayday, Mayday, the S.S. Jennifer Love Hewitt is taking on water! Her career is sinking fast! Mayday, Mayday!
Jim Treacher | August 28, 2006 at 7:19 pm
Jennifer Love Coolwhip!
Adult Underoos | August 28, 2006 at 7:19 pm
come on, we all know jennifer love hewitt is really an alaskan boy who once knew a really good plastic surgeon!
http://www.funderpants.com
Jake | August 28, 2006 at 7:21 pm
The downward spiral of the C-list celeb is quick, dirty, and full of cheeseburgers and refried beans. A few more pounds and we’ll have another Britney Spears to ridicule.
http://wampoon.com/
jes | August 28, 2006 at 7:40 pm
Okay, I’m a moron, I know. But I never realized before how pretty she is.
sirokai | August 28, 2006 at 7:43 pm
Now I know for SURE her face is not naturally so bronze…
stgeorge | August 28, 2006 at 7:46 pm
Seriously? It’s not fat (because her skinny arms say so), it’s just a bad choice in dress. A designer freebie, most likely. Anyways, me likely da hips, so yes, I’d hit that.
hav-a-tampa | August 28, 2006 at 7:55 pm
meh…
HolisticWisdomcom | August 28, 2006 at 8:12 pm
Oh, I would say you are stretching this one a bit… she looks fine to me. Perhaps nothing terribly exciting to report on has lead to this… no one hiding in a car from their father, no one caught in the middle of the road running nude with a sex toy? Oh, wait that was me, however, not being a celebrity, I guess that does not count. But you know what I mean.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Jenny | August 28, 2006 at 8:21 pm
You know, she does look a bit hippy, and my eyes are drawn to the hips but she still looks cute. She’s fantastic in the Garfeld movies. She’s supposed to be all sweet looking, so it suits her a bit. Like “I made a bunch of cookes, I’m so sweet and unhollywood that I can eat some of them too!” I’m going to go with whoever posted the unflattering dress category
Dory | August 28, 2006 at 8:27 pm
Some of you guys are such idiots, I’m all for celeb bashing but there is nothing here to bash. First you bash Hohan for having the body of a 12 yr old boy no Hips no Boobs ect ect and she’s not the only one I’ve read that description of then there is a picture of a good looking girl whos not overweight ect. just normal looking WITH HIPS and she’s been eating to many nacho’s and cookies. Make Up Your Minds.
Dory | August 28, 2006 at 8:28 pm
sorry… hohan does have boobs but what about eva longnamian
HolisticWisdomcom | August 28, 2006 at 8:33 pm
My company was recently invited to the Emmy’s to do one of those giveaways to the stars… you know where they go into a room with tables of merchandise and pick things they like for free. I had other obligations so I had to pass… perhaps next year, but looking at these pictures was making me think of the reality of offering them a free Fukuoku 9000… maybe when we go, we should make sure they match their dresses and they can sport them on the red carpet? Just a thought.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/fukuoku-9000.htm
sundaybl00dysunday | August 28, 2006 at 8:34 pm
Can you please stop talking about Hohan, she suks!, she is ugly!, she is so over, nobody likes her and for sure she’ll be dead by age 22 of an overdose.
Back to Jen, she is gorgeous, she may need to work out a little bit, but she is natural and always looks classy and cute.
Binky | August 28, 2006 at 8:48 pm
This was foretold in “I Know What You Did Last ‘All-U-Can-Eat-Buffet’”
(She looks fine and does volunteer work)
jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn | August 28, 2006 at 8:50 pm
check out this photo of jennifer love chocolate. i doubt its “just the dress” ..
see for yourself:
http://wbli.com/morningshow/jenlove.html
FashMags | August 28, 2006 at 9:07 pm
Better Jenny Hips than Ellen “I’m not hungry” Pompeo’s falling off the bones dress. Yikes peeps – no pleasing anyone. I’m happy to bitch about the faux tan. For all the moola in Hoola – no one can get the fake tan right.
PeptoBismolPrincess | August 28, 2006 at 9:15 pm
I like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
But Superficial dude, man..man dude (She’s the Man reference, suckas!) if it’s a post about Jennifer Love’s wide hips, why the hell are 3 out of the 4 pictures from her boobs up?
amajean040904 | August 28, 2006 at 9:17 pm
Naaaaaaaa its just the dress.
ImSuicidal | August 28, 2006 at 9:45 pm
Okay, I’ll say it…
Jennifer Love LTC
P.S. Spanks, take me away!!!!!!!!!!!
Glossed Over | August 28, 2006 at 10:14 pm
Oh please. Her hips are as wide as her shoulders, which, in the rest of the world, is quite common. I refuse to believe there so little celebrity stupidity today that there was nothing better to do than call someone fat.
http://glossedover.com
skeptical | August 28, 2006 at 10:49 pm
Wow! I think she looks fantastic!
scrooge | August 28, 2006 at 11:42 pm
She may have big hips, but…I don’t know where I’m going with this. I just love cheese in a can too.
http://www.hulkmad.com
JAdmiral | August 29, 2006 at 12:06 am
I’m sorry…. Compare Jennifer Love Hewitt to Lindsay Lohan.
One is a classy, beautiful woman.
The other is a firecrotch.
Figure it out.
JLH is a babe, pure and simple. And the hips are great for hanging on to. Just ask me!
smurf | August 29, 2006 at 12:15 am
The first movie I remember jerking off to religiously was Heartbreakers and I can honestly say that her wide hips don’t freak me out that much.
AmberDextrose | August 29, 2006 at 1:24 am
Since when was looking like Jessica Rabbit a bad thing?
hotintempe | August 29, 2006 at 2:12 am
Its always the hips that attract the men. Shes all good.
Im the same way but my tits are bigger.
Voracious | August 29, 2006 at 3:31 am
She looks awesome, womanly and soft and curvy. The tatas got bigger too.
18000rpm | August 29, 2006 at 3:59 am
Should have checked the mirror Jennifer.
http://qwuiki.com
Tinky-winky | August 29, 2006 at 4:11 am
You are Americans a bit ku-ku!
SHe is just normal! WHat do you expect her to look like? To have size “0″ like most of you dream to be about? That is abnormal. You need to take many things into account, such as height, bone structure etc. Ok, it is fine for Eva Longoria to have size 0 or -0 because she is tiny but it is wrong to expect other celebrities to have such size if their height is for example 168 cm or heigher.
braxton | August 29, 2006 at 4:28 am
What I dont understand is why was sheee at the emmy’s?
MyWellRehearsedMistake | August 29, 2006 at 5:03 am
This woman is awesome looking and you people are crazy if you think she’s fat and ugly. You can tell she’s not fat by her arms and her face – it’s just the natural curves of a woman in a not-so-great dress. Maybe you guys can’t tell what a normal body shape is after so many posts about skeletal wannabes.
#32) I’m sure she’s at the Emmys for her ‘I see dead people’ series (Ghost Whisperer). Which, by the way, I also think she looks great in. Good comeback Jen, good on ya.
NunoH | August 29, 2006 at 5:08 am
Wide hips? Are you retarded? Oh, you are, I forgot.
cozyflannelgirl | August 29, 2006 at 5:17 am
It’s refreshing to see a normal-sized woman on the red carpet!
She’s miles away from “fat”!
cayana | August 29, 2006 at 5:26 am
#17 – She looks better in the after pictures.
In fact she looks great in these Emmy pics to me. I’d take this over Nicole Richie anyday.
Krom | August 29, 2006 at 5:41 am
Guys who complain about “wide hips” = fags.
IFuckingHateYou | August 29, 2006 at 5:43 am
I’d take her any day over thos skiny skanks that are usually running through the Superficial site.
Those nice hips will come in handy when I bend her over and fuck her hard.
ryan111778 | August 29, 2006 at 5:43 am
Fat? Are you kidding me? I would hit that until it fell off! That is what a woman is supposed to look like. Not like those other Hollywood sticks that are trying for the 12 year old boy look.
RichPort | August 29, 2006 at 5:48 am
Fuck that. I’d like to play carpenter with her. You know, we can get hammered, then I’d nail her. I had always thought I was a perv when I drooled over her 15 year old teeny weeny bikini clad ass in “Birds Of Paradise”, but now I feel vindicated. I loves me a white woman with some hips.
A | August 29, 2006 at 6:03 am
This is one of the sexiest women in hollywood. Have you seen the movie Heartbreakes, she is also one of the few with the total pacage, beautiful face, tits, and a nice round curvy ass.
Toonlite | August 29, 2006 at 6:04 am
she looks GREAT…I am tired of seeing scrawny celebs…i.e. Nicole, Blohan, Paris-ite
So she has hips?? how meny of you are making these comments sitting on your arses commenting on their supposed fat ass…..
She is great…she is a woman…YOU GO JENNIFER….love what the good Lord gave you
and YES i do work out….
becca11 | August 29, 2006 at 6:12 am
i think her face is cute, not beautiful. but her bod is sexy
jrzmommy | August 29, 2006 at 6:29 am
31–I can’t keep up with the obsessive and pathologic schizophrenic criticisms of Americans. Are Americans all McDonald- worshipping bariatric patients or are we cadaver worshippers? I’m confused daily. So I just give a general old-fashioned Fuck You to people who bash Americans. I think I’m going to start making blanket statements about……..I dunno…..where are you from?
Jennifer Love Nachos. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! But she is a pretty lady.
Monotonouslanguor | August 29, 2006 at 6:52 am
JLH is a total hottie.
Please, please post more pics of her!
kandyk0119 | August 29, 2006 at 6:56 am
Please just because she’s healthy you call her hips wide, now that lilly chic you had on yesterday had wide hips compared to her other parts, but JLove has nice boobs, and a bubble butt, desirable by most men, unless they get off by be poked by hip bones every hump. There is nothing wrong with her! She looks great! Her figure resembles all the beautiful stars from the movies back in the 50′s. Curvy, not straight up and down besides the bones that stick out.
Monkey | August 29, 2006 at 7:00 am
Because it hasn’t been said yet, I’d hit it.
MyWellRehearsedMistake | August 29, 2006 at 7:00 am
44. No, no you have it all wrong. All Americans are lard munching, fat guzzling bloat monsters who cannot move their lard asses of the sofa or out of the view of a McDonalds drive thru and who naturally glamourise the skeletal frame to be the optimum ideal. A good American plastic surgeon is one who can successfuly remove all fat and skin from the human body but allow it to still attend parties and film premieres.
Of course, the rest of the world live in mud huts and sacrifice our young each night to allow the sun to continue to rise… I’m sure this was on the news, or have the drugs just kicked in?
Equalparts | August 29, 2006 at 7:16 am
She’s hot. She gets better each year with age. I used to think that she was just a weird looking triangle head (wide forehead, pointy chin). But she is smokin’ now.
snapesworst | August 29, 2006 at 7:24 am
#48 – FYI, not everyone in America enjoys constant fast food eating. I’m so offended by your comment, i know that weight is a problem in our country and you piss me off by saying i’m just like everyone else when i’m not some fat ass wishing that i had a size zero body.
Everyone just likes making fun of celebrities because they can behind the safety of the internet.