Jennifer Love Hewitt has wide hips

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I realize I did a pretty piss poor job of posting the Emmy pictures but I figure a shot of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking like she’s really capable of giving birth should redeem myself. Unless you’re not into really wide birthing hips. In which case these pictures are just frightening and confusing. And let this be a physics lesson to all: the greater the mass the greater the gravitational pull. Because my eyes used to go straight for her chest, but now they’re being pulled right to her waist. Fortunately my imaginary squeezing hands aren’t affected by pesky things like science.