Jennifer Love Hewitt has so much to offer

December 17th, 2007 // 171 Comments

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her fiancé Ross McCall were spotted heading to Morton’s Steak House in Burbank for a Christmas party. So much attention has been paid to Jennifer’s increased weight lately that we’ve lost sight of what really matters: Her huge breasts. I’m not even going to talk about the barely passable job her dress does of masking her expanding hips. Instead I’m going to think happy thoughts and stare into Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ample bosom. Someone should put that in a Hallmark card and send it to shut-in’s. You know, to help them capture that warm Christmas spirit.

Photos: Pacific Coast News
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  1. D. Richards (Lover.)

    Okay, #150.. “Sounds”? You can hear me furiously typing? How do you mean, sounds? Okay. I’ll get help. Ha!

    And #149. Your reading-comprehension skills blow. I was not advocating me killing Britney’s kids. I was merely saying that their lives should be ended so that they will be spared a horrible future.

    I’m more of a ransom-esque sociopath. I need money more than I need blood. Go team!

  2. Unlaid Avenger

    The pic says it all:
    1) She looks great and decidely yummy.
    2) She is clearly not picky about guys–what kind of a loser would appear in public in those shoes? Premier of a new Pee Wee Herman movie? CarroTop’s birthday?
    3) Lovely girl with perfect tits and low standards in guys. WE ARE IN LOVE.

  3. extracheeseplease

    Those panythose give the impression of ‘cankles’, Because it’s not that she has thick legs, it’s the panythose and angle of the cameraman taking the photos.

  4. LayDeeBug

    ok, why is everyone beating up on D. Richards? He/She ahsn’t said anything bad.

  5. Confused Foreigner

    It is weird to read you rant about sizes, because it seems that clothes sizes in America do not mean anything anymore. 15 years ago when I visited relatives in the US people were calling me “skinny” and I remember that I bought pants that were a size 8. Today a size 8 is considered very large, yet people have never been as obese. Something is wrong. My ass circumference would be 34 inches.

  6. Sapphire

    She looks like a middle aged housewife in that dress and hairdo. The style of this dress is horrible especially the front. Jeez between this get up and her swimsuit choices… man. Isn’t she supposed to be rich? Why doesn’t she have people like Stacy and Clinton telling her what NOT to wear?!

  7. RUBYGIRL

    @193 MY POINT EXACTLY YOU ARE A PATHETIC, SICK MINDED WHITE PIECE OF SHIT. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I CAN TELL YOUR ONE OF THOSE BITCHES THAT DON’T EAT SHIT BUT A RICE CAKE AND DRINK WATER. YOU DRIED UP SLOB.

  8. RUBYGIRL

    @139*

  9. RUBYGIRL

    @141 FUCK YOU BITCH! WHY DON’T YOU GO TANNED, GO GET A TOUCH UP ON YOUR FAKE ASS TITS AND GO DYE YOUR HAIR BLONDE AND THEN GO SUCK SOME LITTLE PINK DICK BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  10. RUBYGIRL

    SUCK BALLS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUBIC LICE FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M OUT BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  11. WTF?

    #157 – #160

    Good. I hope you’re out to ask your doctor about Prozac. And to get some education. There is nothing worse than a grouchy, uneducated, ugly, fat bitch, not to mention with ALL CAPS diarrhea.

    I actually didn’t think the word “bitch” suits you because your supposedly hurtful comments are too dumb, uncreative and boring to qualify you as one. But I thought since that might be the only word you seem to be more confident in using, I let that slide.

  12. megana

    dear superficial blogger entity,
    learn how to use the apostrophe while snarking on those far more stupid than you. oh, and by that I mean far more successful. see what I did there? see how I used your little ironic move. wow.

  13. Zoo Keeper

    as a post script, Rubygirl does fill in for the elephant at her local zoo when the real thing is having a sick day

  14. Elk

    She’s friggin gorgeous. What is this a gay guy and bitter skinny chick convention?

    And would you retards please stop hitting the post button. You only need to hit it once people.

  15. D. Richards (Whore.)

    #157? Rubes. Agh. What you said, child. What you said.. I’ll pretend to be a woman if that helps your beating. I’ll don a blonde wig and shave my cock to act like a woman as I slice your fucking tits off. Ha!

    P.S. Thank god I’m white. Fuck. Thank you, Holy-Ghost!

  16. tiny

    she looks like goddamn Queen of Hearts from Alice In Wonderland! WTF?

  17. Britt

    its apparent that D.Richards is mentally ill…its never ok to make sick jokes about child abuse you pedophile. thats weird…and are all of you in the kkk?

  18. mike L.

    sooooooo much hotter now.

  19. henry

    my two cents…she is fatter than she was before…you cant dispute that. she was thin and now she is thick…but compared to the average population she is normal, which is a sad fact for this country. aside from that i personally think she is still attractive and i would motorboat this titties all night long. unfortunately for her she is a part of the hollywood community and is judged differently than “normal” people and that is just how it goes…i suppose her millions will help to ease the pain of people giving her shit. on a side note her little toe is way too small compared to the rest of her toes…kinda weird. on a last perverted note i love girls with big asses and i just want her to spread her butt wide open and have a nice seat right on my face…for two hours…she probably rides cock like a pro!

  20. Tye

    SO she gained A little weight!! It’s obvious that she gains through her hips. Really doesn’t matter, she is one delicious, sexy lady. If I were 20 years younger I would be persuing that for sure!!!!!

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