Jennifer Love Hewitt has so much to offer

December 17th, 2007 // 171 Comments

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her fiancé Ross McCall were spotted heading to Morton’s Steak House in Burbank for a Christmas party. So much attention has been paid to Jennifer’s increased weight lately that we’ve lost sight of what really matters: Her huge breasts. I’m not even going to talk about the barely passable job her dress does of masking her expanding hips. Instead I’m going to think happy thoughts and stare into Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ample bosom. Someone should put that in a Hallmark card and send it to shut-in’s. You know, to help them capture that warm Christmas spirit.

Photos: Pacific Coast News
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  1. Stephanie

    It’s like she is testing him to see if he will stay with her even when she gets big. She put on weight almost as soon as they were engaged. Even though she has him on lock, she should still take care of herself.

  2. Michael Vick must Die

    Holy shit – shes thinner than 90% of Americans – the obesest nation on the planet and a damn fucking sight more attractive. What a bunch of fucking retards people on here are.

  3. Frazlac77

    What is wrong with you? Never get a date is HS or something? J. Love is beautiful and gorgeous. . .she has a great body. . .and no, you don’t have to be a slimey jerk when talking about her breasts. . .you are a pig and I will never visit your site again! TEAM J.LOVE!!!

  4. L.Linus

    The first thing I learned about JLH was she is short and her ass is huge. You’d see her in movies or on TV and all you ever notice were her cans. This may shock some people but she isn’t a size 2 or even close to it!!

  5. charle

    sexy

  6. charle

    sexy

  7. charle

    Wow, beautiful

  8. charle

    I heard this news earlier at another place. It is said many men at pubspa.com discussing her videos. Maybe there are many nude videos there.

  9. Realist

    She is not fat. Not a great body though. She does have awesome boobs. And she looks pretty good in clothes The bigger problem is that women need to get the message that you can have ‘curves’ without cellulite and squish. Kim Kardashian has curves. Maybe even SLIGHTLY too soft. But just about the damn hottest thing around right now. Catherine-Zeta Jones at her best has curves without the flab. Salma Hayek at her best. Brooke Burke. Just because these are ideals that are damn near impossible to achieve doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with men who find THEM the hottest women around. No one’s perfect. But for fuck’s sake, take a hot body and RECOGNIZE it as a hot body. And recognize an ok one as ok.. That’s called reality.

  10. Realist

    She is not fat. Not a great body though. She does have awesome boods. And she looks pretty good in clothes The bigger problem is that women need to get the message that you can have ‘curves’ without cellulite and squish. Kim Kardashian has curves. Maybe even SLIGHTLY too soft. But just about the damn hottest thing around right now. Catherine-Zeta Jones at her best has curves without the flab. Salma Hayek at her best. Brooke Burke. Just because these are ideals that are damn near impossible to achieve doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with men who find THEM the hottest women around. No one’s perfect. But for fuck’s sake, take a hot body and RECOGNIZE it as a hot body. And recognize an ok one as ok.. That’s called reality.

  11. hanky-panky

    Man JLH is a horrible looking woman. She has a lousy bulbous head and bad hair, a huge ass and lousy legs with a serious case of tankles. And big boobs are only attractive if you aren’t a pear-shaped fatty. Her genetics are pathetic, she is just going to keep getting more repulsive……..fact.

  12. zuzuspetals

    Size two? I don’t think so.
    It’s bullshit that she claims to be defending women with curves at the same time that she is claiming to be a “size two.” She’s at least a size ten.

  13. veggi

    So…when exactly did JLH say to herself, “you know what, I think I’ll try to look like Hillary Clinton from the waist down”???

  14. JESUS CHRISTUS!!
    You’re ass is really looking enormous!!
    EVEN IN SKIRTS!!

  15. Bitch

    Why is this naughty bitch going to christmas parties, she’s Jewish! SHAME on her!

  16. Is the Effect Reversible?

    I’m sorry but her ass pics keep popping up in my head now whenever I see her, even with her screaming-for-attention boobs.

    I guess those ass pics are really good for women of all sizes: the slim ones definitely feel better about themselves, and the bigger ones will hopefully feel better too because even though they are bigger, at least they are luckily not in a strange proportion like JLH’s top and bottom.

  17. Corteebabe

    I still think shes gorgeous and just because she’s got a little more cuddly dosen’t make her any less beautiful. She has great assets, her eyes, smile, personality, and of course I hear you all yelling CHOOZIES!!! But as they say beauty is only skin deep… I wouldn’t kick her outa bed…. (unless we were gonna do it on the floor!) and does anyone know where I can get a dress like that??? LOVE IT!!!

  18. omg the gown she’s wearing reminds me of alice in the wonderland.

  19. WTFPeople

    Jennifer Love Hewitt = P.H.A.T.

    You white boys don’t know ass when you see it. Jennifer if you’re ever in Deigo E me. Let this negro be yo hero :)

  20. Unklejoe

    Crabbyoldguy you just a bootlicker. Only numbertakers wear suits that motherfukka shoulda wore a old t shirt an dirty jeans cause any dude that dresses up is a fag like you. make dese bitches serve men like they suppose to. on yo feet or on yo knees bitches either you rock or you suck

  21. rongshu

    She is still gorgeous, I think, but she is a little fat for now. Her new album sounds good… Recently, she was said to join in a millionaire dating site. I guess it may be http://www.richcupids.com

  22. Tattler

    Is it my imagination or has she put on a couple of lbs?

  23. Nobody’s tripping on her weight gain dude, it’s the cellulite sag of her big fat exploding lard ass that’s tripping everyone out.

    PS: Who told her husband sneakers worn by 6 year olds are in!

  24. Whoa!

    That dress is SUPER unflattering. It makes her look even worse than she did in that bikini if you ask me. Sorry, but when you’re as talentless as JLH, you can’t pack cellulite on your butt and thighs and grow cankles and not expect there to be some kind of backlash in the media. She needs to get off her high horse and hit the friggin’ gym. No offense.

  25. RUBYGIRL

    i’m fat :-(

  26. sb

    This dress is supposed to prove that she’s a size 2? She’s only 27 so why is her rack all the way down by her waist. Her nipples are probably pointing south to complete the matronly look. Why do fat chicks always break out the cleavage — it’s not like it’s going to distract people from seeing reality.

  27. Chris

    I don’t get why so many people are attracted to stick figures with no boobs. I’m not overly fond of JLH but I certainly wouldn’t call her fat, I think she has a great figure. What I mean is, I would do her.

  28. fyi

    isn’t she pregnant?

  29. D. Richards (fungus infections)

    Rubygirl, I feel yo pain sistah. I is a fat ass women mysef. But I still gets all de sexes I craves. Bruthas likes a ho wif sum meat on dey mutha fukkin bones. You go girl. Don’t let dese white peeple talk to U likes dat!!!

    Dennis Rodman da shit

  30. charle

    she is beautiful,…/

  31. doodlydoo

    Yes, she’s definitely pregnant. Should be announced shortly.

  32. lisa630

    She is not pregnant. The fact is her belly is too fat. She should search some skillful ways to change it such as pubspa.com…

  33. fashionisfashionisfashion

    Noooo! I love that McQueen dress and she has ruined it!!!

  34. Eva

    They are a pair made in heaven. They members on nudistmingle.com where they met and dating like their nude photos and profiles. Merry Christmas!

  35. Lexie

    Why in the world are all of you commenting on her weight? Who cares? It’s easy to criticize over a computer, isn’t it?! If any one of you had the chance to get with her, you’d be ALL OVER IT like flies on shit! To have a small taste of celebrity life….you know I’m right! She’s the one laughing her ass all the way to the bank while we are just pathetic idiots making comments on a celebrity-dedicated website.

  36. Lady Zombie

    The thing about celebrities is, they have the money for personal trainers, cosmetic surgeons, and nutritionists. A month or so of buckling down and getting to work and JLH will lose all that weight and get toned.

  37. she is crap

    her face reminds me of sara silverman and a ferret. she is dressed like an old vampire lady and her lower body is like that of my 50 year old mother of four professor. She is shaped like a pear. Every fat woman has tits. She is a pear with natural tits which is rare. good for her.

    oh and jen, if you put yourself in maxim, you are setting yourself up for people to judge you on your looks. your thighs and backside are devoid of tone and sloppy and full of cottage cheese. sorry, thats your fault, not mine for noticing.

  38. Gerald_Tarrant

    I’d hit it. She’s not facially ugly. I may not want to hit it from behind however, I like my waves on the ocean. He ass looks like chewed bubble gum. Wearing this early Kristie Alley shit doesn’t help in the least. Next she’ll start wearing trench coasts a lot and get clauses in her contract that are waist-up only shots, just like Kristie Alley.

  39. D. Richards (Daddy.)

    I was re-reading my Ficial-entries like I do here at work every five minutes because I have no life, and really no plans for a life – - but I came across that vein of posts by “Rubygirl”.

    Now, I don’t normally do this but I figured, what-the hey-you only live life once; you only go ’round this crazy merry-go ’round a single time; a third of my life is already passed so why not just come out and say it? Okay.

    Ruby? Agh.. Maybe you and I could, I don’t know, go out on a date sometime? I could pick you up from elementary school and take you to Journeys-Kidz; buy you the newest and most ‘specialest’ pair of whatever the black kids are wearing nowadays (probably Vans, which makes me sick to my stomach).

    After the mall and dinner at PizzaHut, I’ll take you to get some ice cream and then we’ll purchase you a sleeping bag. Something cheap. I’ll feed you really good and then, I’ll feed you really, really good. In the ass.

    You ever been pounded before, sixth grader? I mean just beaten sexually? You talk a big game but have been suffocated before? We’ll see, the three of us. You, me, and the video camera.

    The downers will make you sleep for a few days in your Little-Mermaid sleeping bag and when you finally awaken, your little twat will be so bruised and discolored you’ll just wish I was dead. Tee-Hee. We have much more play to do, sweety! (Anal!)

    Eventually I’ll tire of your whining and bury you alive in a shallow grave out behind my house somewhere. Over time the sleeping bag, which by now will have become your little home, will rot away, as will your flesh and you’ll be just another adolenscent skeleton that has stab marks all over the skull and ribs. And a removed uterus.

    Post your telephone number. I’ll call you.

  40. Shallow Val

    35 – Don’t you EVER, talk to Texas Tranny like that. EVER! You sound like a fucking idiot, get off the site little girl who feels the need to lie on a website full of liars just to make your self sound good. Go run in traffic, little girl.

  41. LayDeeBug

    RUBY GIRL this is not a tween site full of virgins. Get to steppin’ bitch! GET THE FUCK OUUUUUT! You know you love it too, so stop playing yourself.

  42. Texas Tranny

    You go girl……………………….I love you Val.

  43. OKAY NOW,
    Kim kardashian’s ASS is big, very BIG to be precize. But I definitely LOVE and ADORE thatone. But thisone is just a lazy and a fat piece of SHIT!! Why do you think she is wearing such a skirt……………….JUST THINK!!

  44. LayDeeBug

    142, That’s RIGHT!!!! (shaking head ghetto style)

  45. LayDeeBug

    139 that was great!

  46. BaconMessiah

    #139 Sounds like your re-living your first sexual experience. tell us more. Show us where the bad man touched you.

  47. tanya

    Two words. Lard. Ass.

  48. D. Richards (Surgeon.)

    #146? I could show you where the ‘badman’ touched me, but what I really want to do is show you the smell where ‘Mr. Robby’ touched me. I’ve found that smells last longer than a sight. The bad-man turned in to a great lover. And an even more fantastic father figure.

    Smell my asshole, fella’.

  49. D. Richards (Murderous)

    you certainly have some underlying issues with all these wretched fantasies of yours. First it was killing children and now this. Please do yourself, no us a favor and get mental help, ok?

  50. WTF

    Wow I must agree 149 this idiot sounds dangerous.

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