Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up to The Envelope Please Oscar Viewing Party looking like her boobs traveled back in time to when they were spectacular. My God, they’re mesmerizing. Godzilla could be fighting Chuck Norris in the background and I wouldn’t notice. I don’t even know what Jennifer Love Hewitt has done recently, but if I was presenting an Academy Award and she showed up like this I’d just start drooling and hand it over to her. The category wouldn’t even matter. Best Sound Editing? Yeah, sure, whatever, just stay out of the way of my imaginary air-squeezing.
CheapShot | February 27, 2007 at 1:20 am
AMAZING.(first?)
BarbadoSlim | February 27, 2007 at 1:21 am
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BarbadoSlim | February 27, 2007 at 1:26 am
Oh and, who the fuck is this?
Is she in porn?
diamondprynzez | February 27, 2007 at 1:32 am
Too bad it doesn’t make her face any less generic.
fierce | February 27, 2007 at 1:37 am
WOW this entry was made early in le morning.
Liphovela | February 27, 2007 at 1:38 am
You should see mine! Lucky for me, i got them as a present at birth…and not when I turned 21! he he he
mnguyen1212 | February 27, 2007 at 1:39 am
Damn! Looks at those….eyelashes.
radmacdrunkpants | February 27, 2007 at 1:43 am
Oh my gaaaaaawd!
if she needed a mid party snack, why not smuggle in some tic-tacs…
not a couple of watermelon!!
saradevil | February 27, 2007 at 1:50 am
I just want to reach out both my hands and place them very delicately over her, and go “Honk, Honk”.
sid | February 27, 2007 at 2:13 am
Fuck this, fuck it.
Nothing stories about Pink, and now, a nothing story about this broad.
Where’s my Thora?
Pissed off. Fuck it.
lovescontroversy1 | February 27, 2007 at 2:23 am
Are those real… cuz if so there is hope…
Are those fake… cuz if so there is hope…
but EEK… you can see every pore on her face. tacky.
Spetsnaz | February 27, 2007 at 2:24 am
I bet it will turn out that she’s genetically male like Jamie Lee Curtis is.
Kalu | February 27, 2007 at 2:54 am
OH GOD
I think I just creamed my pants..
OH .. GOD.
lovescontroversy1:
“but EEK… you can see every pore on her face. tacky.”
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT HER FACE?!
Mandy | February 27, 2007 at 3:32 am
::pouts::
Okay, so anytime now someone can send me 7 grand for my boob job . . . I’m waiting.
I guess 7 grand would cover one. Not really sure. I need to start saving. A little plastic never killed anyone. Well, maybe it did but so what . . . it can look really nice.
Actually it’s saline right?
Like I said, 7 grand . . . ::sighs::
Mandy | February 27, 2007 at 3:34 am
her earlobes are kinda big too . . .
yes, I actually managed to look at something other than her ginormaus jugs . . .
flavio | February 27, 2007 at 3:52 am
Yeah, she is so hot, can you imagine being able to play with those? Why doesn’t she pose naked? mmm
Regnig | February 27, 2007 at 4:01 am
Party of Five – remember that show folks? That is where she is from. So.. I’m thinking *IF* she did porn now, it theoretically could be called … wait for it… wait for it… “Party of Two” ??
Damn those are HUGE!
OXANGELXO | February 27, 2007 at 4:05 am
Jennifer Love Hugetits…
MrSemprini | February 27, 2007 at 4:10 am
Tune in Tokyo! Tune in Tokyo!
Nah, y’all are just too young to remember that one. What a way to start your day.
Rumgoat | February 27, 2007 at 4:13 am
Yeah, big something about her face. Could someone…aah…crop out everything but the face, so I know what you’re talking about with the pores and the earlobes…oh yeah…and send me some money for a new keyboard.
AmberDextrose | February 27, 2007 at 4:14 am
Those are amazing norks.
#14 – It doesn’t necessarily work. Mine are silicone and the bastards don’t meet in the middle like that even with a Wonderbra! Only real ones seem to squish like that. Sigh.
Those porn tits are totally wasted on on a goofy drip like her.
[damnit what is it with Typekey? It either signs you in for a zillion months or kicks you out every day!]
NamelessHussy | February 27, 2007 at 4:21 am
I don’t care if they’re fake or real, they look perfect. I’m jealous, but in a nice way!
She still looks like a horse but it probably doesn’t matter with bewbies like those.
Danklin | February 27, 2007 at 4:24 am
You guys that dont find her hot are either mentally challenged or gay, im not sure which. Her boobs arent really THAT big. She’s a C cup at best, the dress just makes them good damn impressive.
Danklin | February 27, 2007 at 4:24 am
Oh and they’re real.
saradevil | February 27, 2007 at 4:35 am
They’re real, and they’re spectacular!
illkarate | February 27, 2007 at 4:41 am
Boobs… impressive.
Ears? Maybe some double-stick tape could get those under control
Meatus | February 27, 2007 at 4:51 am
Who needs double-stick tape? I’ll just use my hands and pull them forward, if you get my drift.
nicole | February 27, 2007 at 5:21 am
whoaa they really are perfect, but i think its just tape, you’d be amazed at all the things you could lift with tape.
Spetsnaz | February 27, 2007 at 5:41 am
All big breasts look good in a bra, same goes for taped up breasts like #28 said.
When the bra comes off is when the ugliness comes out. Huge knockers flat like pancakes, nipples the size of saucers and tits that are like rocks in a sock – flat on top with a ball of fat in the bottom. Hanging to the waist.
Or big nice round young boobies that are a pleasure to look at. Unless you have B cups like I do. My boyfriend lies that he likes them but I know what kind of porn he looks at, the bastard!
Monkeycop | February 27, 2007 at 5:41 am
If i were dead, I’d be ghost whispering to her in the shower. BOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!
leezastudio | February 27, 2007 at 5:42 am
i still cant’ beleive i watched ghostwhisperer once, i really want that hour back
cardio | February 27, 2007 at 5:57 am
She has had a rack like that since “Party of Five” (and check out little Lacy Chabert from that show right now. Oh my GOD!). Whoever produced/directed that show had an eye for future boobage.
The only thing she’s lacking in those photos is a nice pearl necklace. I’d be happy to give her one. Or a Cincinnati bowtie.
llllllllll | February 27, 2007 at 6:03 am
That guy in the 8th pic needs emergency Botox to his forehead
kingnoony | February 27, 2007 at 6:08 am
“Tune in Tokyo! Tune in Tokyo!”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
(who’s the twit on her arm?)
RichPort | February 27, 2007 at 6:20 am
I wish someone would do to her what that crazy dude Miggs in Silence of the Lambs did to her… wack off and throw it on her. And of course by someone, I mean me.
Red Carpet Fan: I can smell your cunt.
RichPort: Now then, tell me. What did Red Carpet Fan say to you? Red Carpet Fan… hissed at you. What did he say?
Jennifer Love Hewitt: He said, “I can smell your cunt.”
RichPort: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L’Air du Temps, but not today…
Kimberly | February 27, 2007 at 6:32 am
Maybe she show’s off her ginormus jugs to distract away from the fact that she a horrible actress and an even worse singer, i do what i could if i sucked that much in such a shitty movie like “i know what you did”
wtf | February 27, 2007 at 7:06 am
Ghost: Jennifer, nice boobs!
Jennifer: duh
Ghost: Too bad your face sucks tho, see ya on the flip side
*Ghost Disappears*
Defcon | February 27, 2007 at 7:11 am
Woah.
Who cares if she is a terrible actress?
No one is going to be looking at her face anymore.
rmeno | February 27, 2007 at 7:14 am
My husband was best friends with her brother when they lived in Killeen TX, he told me a funny story about how when he and Todd would be playing atari on the TV after school and Jennifer would be furious because she wanted to watch TV, (Jennifer was just a little kid) so when they wouldn’t stop playing the video gamge she would go to the breaker box and shut off all the power in the house…they kept losing their “top scores” so they would just quit playing and she then could watch her cartoons..lol smart girl…
llllllllll | February 27, 2007 at 7:26 am
#39 you should have waited until we were all hovered around a crackling fire place burning marshmellows
llllllllll | February 27, 2007 at 7:29 am
….in the still of the night
Smackage | February 27, 2007 at 7:33 am
i wonder if she got them lifted
schack | February 27, 2007 at 7:59 am
40- don’t you mean huddled?
llllllllll | February 27, 2007 at 8:03 am
#43 you can choose number 2
intr.v. hov
RichPort | February 27, 2007 at 8:05 am
#35 – nice try troll. At least you stole from a good movie. Now be a good little boy and hop off my dick.
mika85 | February 27, 2007 at 8:12 am
#29, so true, so true. when jen love is free-boobin’ it, those titties match her face, i’m sure.
twentytwelve | February 27, 2007 at 8:28 am
oh, it’s tragic how her makeup artist was wearing a blindfold whilst painting her face.
hugstable | February 27, 2007 at 8:36 am
her ears look breat… she looks like a sexy little elf… a sexy little elf with fantastic tits
PrettyBaby | February 27, 2007 at 8:37 am
Is she with the dude from Leave It To Beaver?
hugstable | February 27, 2007 at 8:38 am
breat… er meant great… i am distracted and un able to concentrate… the elf breasts are taking over my brain…