Jennifer Love Hewitt gets harrassed by clown

First, dorks.

so if she’s like 4″9 then he must be 5″0 wow, stud muffin

so news worthy. I was soooo wondering when we were going to finally hear about this breaking, urgent CRAP.

let me put down my obsession with the almighty lohan down for one second.

1. her boyfriend looks like a total dork, and hes like 5-3.

2. jennifer love hewitt is as pure as the driven snow, and ill make no secret about my insatiable desire to turn her out. simply put, i want to throw some d’s on that bitch

3. lindsay i still love you, dont cry, blow your nose and wipe your eyes

oh, yeah, i dont’ knw what is up with showing picks of Hewitt, but on some other site they showed her widrawing money from the ATM , OMG NO one does that!! wow, she is amazing , celeb news suck lately

through some d’s!!! hahahahhahahahhaha!!!

throw. I meant throw. Crap. I’m so embarassed. How could I…. whatever.

Why havent we seen her naked yet? Dear Lord whyyyyyyy?!?!?!?

She’s a dork but damn she is refreshingly cute most of the time.

Hahaha, did you notice the baby in the one picture freaking the hell out? Scary clown.

Then again, so is Jennifer Love Hewitt. Good match they make.

She’s beautiful. He’s an ass clown. hahaha

Is that clown Chris Parnell?

She needs a bra. I’ll offer to stand behind her so she can use my hands.

Look closely at the top photo. Isn’t that SNL alum Chris Parnell in the clown costume? Sad.

I bet that clown is now an unemployed clown. Jen seems annoyed and boyfriend (apparently not important enough to have a name) looks pissed.

Ooops. Sorry, Slappy Joe.

Ugh.

Who knows where that bird’s been?

Could’ve been bakin’ in his ass for a coupla hours until he decided to rub his scent all over Hugetits because it was clown mating season.

Yuck.

Wait, which one is the clown?

17: WHAT????

@19.

WHAT what?

her bf is Ross McCall, recognizeable from both Band of Brothers and Green Street Hooligans. both good.

The guy’s name is Ross McCall you can check his IMDb profile and picture with Jen-Love (who doesn’t go to events without mega heels because who wants to look like a dwarf).The guy is like 5’8″. She’s 5’2″ and is wearing her usual heels that give her 3-4 inches. He’s Ryan Seacrest short. So if you are taller than him or her keep laughing if not go back to your job and keep that beer steady.

I fucking Hate Clowns! NEXT!!!

did danielle say something funny?

Oh yeah, who the hell where’s heels to Universal? You know you have to cover five miles in that place.

Awesome how that clown is not only freaking out that baby but me as well. fucking clowns.

#22
thank you, i was hoping somebody would point out the fact shes in heels and isn’t actually 4’9 so i wouldnt have to.

#21 green street hooligans, freakin awesome!

Did veggi find a new husband?

The clown looks more a rainbowvillage activist to me.

#28)Could be Perezhilton trying out his new job…

Is that Jermy Piven in the clown costume? I guess that HBO gig did not pay off

Ms. Hewgtitts looks like she decided to wear her grandmother’s kitchen curtain. But she actually looks pretty good in these — though the flower in her hair is a bit much.

Actually,

If you look close, the clown kinda resembles Jaime Kennedy. Is that how you spell his first name? I dunno.

So is the bird Hekyll or Jekyll?

And if that is Parnell in the costume, Ferrell has got to find some roles for him in upcoming movies.

“You’re a poop-mouth, a poop-mouth. Poop comes out of your mouth”.

the boyfriend is alright looking. i mean, just think of how annoyed we’d all be if she was dating harry morton, stavros niarchos or jack nicholson. and you can guess what they all have in common…

Her tits are so yummy they make my balls ache!!!! Id love to put that dress up around her head and……. hell I got to go.

#32)I can’t imagine him with a rainbowwig on his head.At least his name ain’t J’aime Kennedy.

SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!! I just saw Courtney Love in a bikini.

where? where????

was it as awful as i am imagining? eeewww

I beat that was hot. Could you tell if she had a bikini wax?

hollywoodtuna.com

It’s creeped up her arse. Oh, poor bikini bottoms. poor poor bikini bottoms.

you know, her body isn’t that bad, considering how old it is. but her face! HER FACE!!!! It’s liquifying and sliding around on her skull. Oh GOD the Horror!

am i alone when i say i don’t think that is courney love in that bikini… because if it is really her… she looks damn good.

Finally a righteous and important post, calling us to arms against clowns. My native village was wiped out by a horde of clowns. I grew up in slavery because of them, until I could earn my freedom as a gladiator. Then I repaid the clowns. You should have seen the clowns made up with “sad” faces start blubbering for real when they saw me coming. They tried the “clown car” trick on me, 30 of them disappearing into a tiny car. But I’m not an idiot, I kicked the car over to reveal the trap door and tossed a torch down. All the frizzy hair and grease paint makes them very flammable. Vengeance was mine. Word.

you must have gouged your eyes out and not realized it, cause her face looks like she’s 75 or melting.

Oh Veggi! Why did you visit such horror upon us? WHY? Her face!!! I’m scarred for life.

Just as I had predicted.

44: fucking awesome!

@44 that had to be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read here, congrats, fucktard……….

@24 never has, never will……….

Loser.