Jennifer Love Hewitt has lost her shit

February 22nd, 2009 // 83 Comments

Like any spinster worth her weight in crazy, Jennifer Love Hewitt celebrated her 30th birthday Saturday by dressing up like Audrey Hepburn and going to Tiffany’s. So, wait, senility kicks in at 30? Christ, I might as well drown myself in the bathtub. Or go to McDonald’s dressed as Humphrey Bogart. Either one.

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  1. Ginnie

    She’s cute, I don’t care what anybody says.

  2. HeavenScent

    oh JLoHew, this may be even more pathetic than C. GAGuilera’s clockwork orange gone wrong bday bash….well almost, her saggy boobs + Bratman lagging behind was pretty atrocious. Poor Audrey’s probably rolling in her grave. However I do have the urge to watch Can’t Hardly Wait…lol

  3. Quinn

    She’s so average….

  4. Powerzing

    She needs to get over herself unlike her Audrey Hepburn was….famous

  5. Powerzing

    Look at her arm fat !!!! Those rolls she’s been eating gave her that sh!t

  6. HeavenScent

    I am turning my life over to Jesus right now!

  7. Powerzing

    GOD has the Real Power! The Power of Love! SONG CUE!

  8. Quinn

    I love Jesus!

  9. lori

    It’s presumptuous of her to think she can pull of Audrey Hepburn, and that is an understatement.

  10. zuzuspetals

    Pathetic attention whore.

  11. sooper skanks

    Its a damn shame she lost all that weight. I was getting fond of referring to her as Jennifer Love Handles.

  12. zuzuspetals

    That is correct. I am a pathetic attention whore. I need Jesus.

  13. sooper skanks

    Forgive my rampant rabid rambling… I am gong into rehab tomorrow!

  14. She looks “RELIEVED”, folks!!

  15. NorCal

    It’s never Tiffany’s (plural). It’s only Tiffany.

  16. God will relieve you of your sin!

  17. Kate

    Wow, and no wonder all these kids have anorexia and other eating disorders. If this is fat- you are insane.

  18. Kate

    PRAY for Jennifer Love Hewitt!

  19. NorCal

    Our Father who art in Heaven….

  20. Foog

    CandyO the time waster
    barely rhyming poetaster


  21. vajayjay

    i bet she’s wearing a girdle to hide make her body look curvy instead of fat.

  22. Foog

    Foog hatem hims own dutz!

    Foog need Jesus!

  23. rikochette

    I don’t get this chick. Every other month, she’s gained or lost 30 pounds. I don’t know about the other ladies here, but I really have to be a slob to gain wait – sit around and eat garbage. Anyone who makes excuses for that kind of behavior has got to be similarly LAZY themselves.

  24. cady

    She is so hot. I have seen his profile on ____Millionaire Romances com______, she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. She is looking for passion and excitement?

  25. Alec Baldwin

    I would date her and marry her. She’d make me an honest man.

    Actually I would really love to motorboat.

  26. Jammy

    Audrey HIPburn.

  27. atotalcad

    The Holly Golightly character was a hooker.

  28. Ali Knievel

    Poor J-Love,

    I bet she sat at home watching the Oscars in that outfit as she did bong hits, yelling at the TV and threw bon bons at it every time Anne Hathaway came on the screen.

    She’s still sexy as fuck though. But I like girls with big hips and big tits.

  29. Fas(c)hionista

    She actually played her in 2000 in The Audrey Hepburn Story for Lifetime or something (

    That being said, this is bordering on Sean Young crazy.

  30. sin

    Titties, titties titties. Show us your fucking titties!! Get on your knees and do your gender proud! Suck till your ears pop!
    Lets see her doing naked yoga. Better yet Nude gymnastics. Plus a trampoline. Bouncey bouncey titties. Yum YUm. Do the pommel horse, miss and get your pussy stuck on the end. You can hear the sucking sound as they pull her off of it, using her massive tis as handles.
    Guess where my mind is?

  31. Sarah

    Yes, she was actually hired to BE Audrey in a very bad and insulting tv movie series. The accent was all wrong…

    She probably stole this from the wardrobe closet.

  32. Old News

    I’m so glad she is wearing sunglasses here. When they are off she looks like a squinty rat. I’m sure she plucks her whiskers.

    She should just give up already. I’m tired of hearing about her.

  33. I do not see the Tonight Show last week and was a little disappointed. He is known as a fan not use and basically said the grant could not do a right Toss.

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