Jennifer Love Hewitt can’t even hold onto Jamie Kennedy. Ouch.

October 14th, 2009 // 63 Comments

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s large breasts can’t even make Jamie Kennedy stay with her. He’s reportedly ready to bail on her for his ex-girlfriend, and former Britney Spears assistant, Shannon Funk, according to FOX 411:

“Jamie is still hung up on Shannon and has been telling her that,” says the source. “He also told her he had zero desire to go to the Tao event with [Love Hewiit], but Jen insisted they go together to put rumors to rest. Jamie decided he at least owed her that, so he appeased her and accompanied her to the event even though he’s pretty much checked out of the relationship.”
It sounds like Love Hewitt is not totally in the dark, however, according to Jamie’s pal.
“Jen knows things have really changed with them, but the public appearance is all part of her damage control plan. Unfortunately for her, it doesn’t seem Jamie is going to stay with Jen ultimately.”

Okay, how crazy is Jennifer Love Hewitt that Jamie Kennedy of all people won’t even stick around and look at her naked? I’m pretty sure that guy has paid for sex numerous times yet he’s going to jump ship on probably the greatest thing that’s happened to his career/penis. So maybe she throws kitchen knives at you because that “whore” at Starbucks gave you extra sugar packets. It’s not like she locked you in the basement with the corpses of her former lovers until you propose marriage. — That happened, didn’t it? I get it now.

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  1. pugz

    why does she even bother with him, she can have me ANYTIME!

  2. Esol Esek

    She’s got that classic female disease of needing to be abused. Otherwise, she never would’ve picked Kennedy in the first place. She could find plenty of men to date. Personally, I find her to have a great body, and a good personality, if a bit dumb. However, she seems like a bit of nightmare behind closed doors, kind of like she cries a lot after she gives you head kind of crap. Her generation are oral sex maniacs, but she might not be. Otherwise, dudes would not be leaving, although she is, like I said, not the smartest bulb out there. She prob has to date a celebrity as well. The girl is nuts.

  3. ARTOFWAR

    Come on you people show some deductive reasoning for a change….

    Jennifer love Hewitt has been around the block with just about every male celebrity in Hollywood.
    And they all have dumped her.
    Now what does that tell you?

    Any time a beautiful woman continues to get kicked to the curb, it is always because there’s something seriously wrong with the female in question, plain and simple logic would dictate this.

    Now more importantly the question should be is, what are the specifics of her delinquencies???

    She may suffer from serious halitosis of the vagina perhaps.
    I don’t care how beautiful woman is, halitosis of the vagina after while can become quite an unbearable issue regardless of beauty.

    Never judge a book by its cover even though the cover is of the finest quality.

    There is something definitely and seriously wrong with this chick.
    Her and I share some common friends.
    I think I’m going to be making a few inquiries over the weekend…..ARTOFWAR

  4. Azwhole

    hot chicks who end up with ugly fucks like jamie must be whacked out

  5. JS

    let’s all cry for poor little miss JLH because:

    she has her health along with some serious god-given DNA

    she has her relative youth

    she has ? mil in assets

    she makes 200K+ an episode

    boo hoo hoo

    she has a multi-faceted career as an entertainer

  6. :/ he’s dumb not to go for her

  7. Fair Dinkum

    As much as I’d like to do things to JLH that aren’t written about in books, there has to be something seriously wrong with this woman. She’s been around the block dozens of times and still can’t tie a bloke down.
    Pro’s: a great rack, hot looks, a bank account busting at the seams, and only short in stature so if you get sick of her you can lose her in the crowd.
    Con’s: being short gives her a propensity to shove that much weight on her arse that her cheeks look like a couple of 100h.p. Johnson’s on the back of a speedboat.
    Know one knows what she’s like out of the public eye, she might be a real pain in the arse. She’s probably also getting desperate to get married and so just grabs whatever B grade celebrity happens along.
    My big tip is she should start dating a real man instead of celebrities.
    I notice she likes dating blokes with heads like kicked in kerosene cans, so I might be in for a chance yet. I never thought I was overly handsome but that Jamie Kennedy makes me look like fucking Brad Pitt.

  8. Two-Buck Tim

    You’ve got it all wrong. It’s because she’s been in show-biz since she was a kid, she’s one-dimensional, especially to another actor who despite her obvious assets, just gets bored with the same tired shit day after day. I don’t think she’s an emotional basket-case like Jessica Simpson, or that whatever her problems are they’re not worth putting up with – it’s got to be that she’s just a freakin’ bore.

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  10. Annie
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    You look so beautiful! You look really skinny here, r u dieting? What really works? Thanks!

  11. Samantha Clark
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  13. Natalia
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