Jennifer Love Hewitt can’t even hold onto Jamie Kennedy. Ouch.

October 14th, 2009 // 63 Comments

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s large breasts can’t even make Jamie Kennedy stay with her. He’s reportedly ready to bail on her for his ex-girlfriend, and former Britney Spears assistant, Shannon Funk, according to FOX 411:

“Jamie is still hung up on Shannon and has been telling her that,” says the source. “He also told her he had zero desire to go to the Tao event with [Love Hewiit], but Jen insisted they go together to put rumors to rest. Jamie decided he at least owed her that, so he appeased her and accompanied her to the event even though he’s pretty much checked out of the relationship.”
It sounds like Love Hewitt is not totally in the dark, however, according to Jamie’s pal.
“Jen knows things have really changed with them, but the public appearance is all part of her damage control plan. Unfortunately for her, it doesn’t seem Jamie is going to stay with Jen ultimately.”

Okay, how crazy is Jennifer Love Hewitt that Jamie Kennedy of all people won’t even stick around and look at her naked? I’m pretty sure that guy has paid for sex numerous times yet he’s going to jump ship on probably the greatest thing that’s happened to his career/penis. So maybe she throws kitchen knives at you because that “whore” at Starbucks gave you extra sugar packets. It’s not like she locked you in the basement with the corpses of her former lovers until you propose marriage. — That happened, didn’t it? I get it now.

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  1. Dre

    Seriously? She’s got a great rack and a face that says “I’m high maintenance”. Wonder why he’s bailing?

  2. mike

    first!

    i’d hit it.

  3. Randal

    Jennifer Love Hewitt is a beautiful young woman that has yet to reach her prime. She’s certainly come around after only being known in movies as a teen attraction, proving she has a strong staying power in more mature roles. Ghost Whisperer still remains a Top 10 draw on TV and will for quite awhile.

    Randal

  4. Rich Idiot

    She can hold on to me by the cock with her vagina, if you know what I mean.

  5. GrammarMenshevik

    I’d still fuck her until her ass gets back into shape.

  6. Randal(l)

    How embarrassing for her. When you get dumped by a guy who looks like a date rapist, it’s time to seriously think about what kind of person you are….or make dirty sex at the nearest guy named Randal(l)

    Randal(l)

  7. Truth

    fuck it… i’ll date her.

    i can handle crazy women better than 90% of the men on the planet, and since she’s not “throw a rotary phone at your head because you talked to an ex” crazy (at least not reportedly) we’d do GREAT.

    and yeah, i know that was fucked up. who has a rotary phone anymore anyways?

  8. -JH-

    He dumped her because she keeps callin me every night!

  9. -JH-

    She wants me

  10. The indoctrination of Rough

    Of course he’s dumping her, even a mole rat like Jaime is tired of the most annoying question. Does this (insert noun here) make my butt look big?

  11. shemp

    jeez. couples break up all the time. give it a rest. JLH is a fine lady. I’d say it’s Jamie Kennedy’s loss.

    Is there a woman in existence that wouldn’t get nit-picked to death by the readers here, for one thing or another?

    you people need to take a good long look in the mirror (literally AND figuratively) before being so quick to criticize others..

  12. PunkA

    Behind every hot chick is a dude getting tired of having sex with her. Not because of the sex, but because they have to deal with the emotional bullshit women put on guys. Yeah, guys may be stunted and retarded at times, but women need to learn to chill out and not make every issue a federal case. You wear men out.

  13. Deacon Jones

    @12
    Well put Punk.

    Add to that, the fact she doesnt suck cock ( i can basically guarantee it) and a trashy ex who def. does ATM, and boom goes the dynamite

  14. ugh

    fourteenth!!!! i read that she was a disgusting hosebag who juggled men like madonna juggles weights.

  15. Nameless

    You know what they “No matter how great she looks or how sexy she is; there is someone out there who dumped her for being tired of her sh*t.” LOL

    J Love and J Aniston just give off that too-much-drama, high maintenance, and insecurity vibe.

  16. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    She’s getting closer to that point of desperation when she will finally return my calls. Success is within my grasp!

  17. I’m not going to kid you, I just rubbed one out.

    That Jamie Kennedy does it for me every time.

    Oh, SNAP!!! Old Richport’s Ghost just fooled you! You thought Richport’s Ghost was talking about that high-maintenance twat JLH, didn’t you?

    When Richport’s Ghost is really pleased with itself, Richport’s Ghost speaks about itself in the 3rd person.

  18. Taz

    I could die a happy man if i nailed jlh

  19. See Alice

    Do you think she is a nutcase ?

  20. Mike

    What an idiot! I guess he got what he wanted and is bailing, though I can’t understand why you would want to stop titty f***ing her.

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  22. Venom

    So let me get this straight: Jamie Kennedy is irrelevant, there’s no deying this. His girl JLH is at least somewhat relevant (Ghost Whisperer), she’s got a great rack, nice face, and some junk in the trunk… and he’s leaving her for a nobody that dumped him before…?

    … #13 maybe onto something. I don’t think it’s ATM, though. I think JLH just isn’t willing to do him with a strap on.

  23. Dave

    No- you guys have it all wrong. I had a few encounters with JLH and she is very nice, very gracious and comes from a nice family. Seriously. He mother is sweet, her brother polite and upstanding, and she is as down to Earth as you can imagine. I swear.

  24. Dave

    No- you guys have it all wrong. I had a few encounters with JLH and she is very nice, very gracious and comes from a nice family. Seriously. He mother is sweet, her brother polite and upstanding, and she is as down to Earth as you can imagine. I swear.

  25. Courtyardpigeon

    She is seriously hot, and has amazing legs. That being said, she comes off as someone who is way too high maintenance

  26. Fat Fux

    She probably has a stank cooter, you can only put up with that for so long

  27. Useless

    JLH is a copy of Jennifer Aniston. By that I mean another pretty girl who must have a major personality disorder that only comes out for show after the relationship gets serious. Any guy not seriously involved would take a date for a chance to see her naked but she’s gotta have some kind of vibe that makes walking the dog more fun than going back for seconds.

  28. Useless

    JLH is a copy of Jennifer Aniston. By that I mean another pretty girl who must have a major personality disorder that only comes out for show after the relationship gets serious. Any guy not seriously involved would take a date for a chance to see her naked but she’s gotta have some kind of vibe that makes walking the dog more fun than going back for seconds.

  29. datroof

    Great rack or not, she looks like a boring fuck.

    I imagine “daring” for her is her on top for a couple minutes. Which is allowed maybe once or twice a month, maximum. Oral sex? Never. Doggystyle? Why would she want to do that? She can’t stare lovingly into your eyes for the full 15 minute experience (besides it compares us to animals and animals don’t make love like humans do, do they darling? Animals have sex, humans make love, right darling?)

    Otherwise it’s popcorn and videos on a friday night. Kissing, hugging, and then later straight missionary so they can experience full “intimacy” (which is the only real point of intercourse after all, isn’t it sweetheart because you really love me for just me and my body’s not important at all, right?), then some cuddling (which is really the best part isn’t sweetie?), and drift off into slumber (around 9:30pm) in each other’s arms.

  30. Delgo

    I’d hit it in that tanning bed scene from ‘I Still Know What You Did Last Summer’ sorta way

  31. Dread not

    Confusion was my initial reaction when I heard that, JLH was going to let, Jaime Kennedy boast, “Know Who I Did This Summer?” Then, Fish posted the pics of, JLH playing tennis in a bikini and platforms. It made my penis happy. All was forgiven. I guess, JLH has had her fill of, “The Jaime Kennedy Experience,” just like the rest of America did. And it didn’t even take her as long.

  32. Yeah, she isn’t pretty, really and that’s why she doesn’t have guys chasing after her. If she was pretty she wouldn’t be so clingy and the reason why guys don’t try to corner her into an exclusive relationship.

  33. Cool pictures!! JLH is looking like Jennifer Aniston. Such a pretty girl. Both are looking really awesome.. Nice pair.

  34. Is she going to try new boy.Well it great job.

  35. chalmers

    They both have that constant dear in the headlights look in their eyes like nothing’s going on upstairs. Ghost is an atrociously bad show and Hewitt’s acting skills consists of being pouty. Please make these people go away.

  36. I know that there is someone for everyone but A) she jumped into this relationship way too fast after her last breakup and B) she is way too pretty for him!

  37. jewbitch

    She’s ugly.

  38. Shannon

    Okay first of all I am embarrassed to share a name with that Funk girl. But I heard that these rumors would surface because (ok I can’t even call her Shannon) “that girl” was spreading them around in hopes to break up their relationship. It will be really shocking if this story turns out to be true (I mean didn’t brangelina break up like 10,000 times now). Some people say JLH is ugly…but have you checked out “that girl”? ugghhhh. My husband saw her and his penis crawled into his stomach and set itself on fire. JLH is much hotter…..even with the cellulite and extra 50 lbs and that is pretty sad.

  39. Britt

    Why is it an attractive, talented, and successful actress can’t just be left at that? And the minute someone ackowedges that she has a body people are so quick to assume it goes hand in hand having with no brains.

    & Well said shemp…

  40. KP

    I met her last month at an event – we were gifting stuff to celebs in exchange for photos. She comes up and says – I’ll take this and this and this (we were handing out only one item per celeb) and then refused to take a photo! She was an insufferable bitch. He was with her too and she was super clingy on him – kissing him in the middle of conversations, etc. No wonder guys get tired of her

  41. RealityCheck

    You people understand she got thin again with the help of a plastic surgeon and liposuction. It doesn’t matter when you see the end result but all the same it’s not genes either. Her prime is past. She should stop playing the celebrity game.

  42. Darth

    This could be something like a last good gesture from his side.

  43. Galtacticus

    Although she’s pretty loaded he’s doing charity work right there.

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  45. EricLR

    The relationship was great the first night. Then he realized that he was actually going to have to TALK to this vacuous ditz in a long-term relationship. There are only so many times you can listen to questions like “Why is the sky blue?” before you crave a more substantial girlfriend. Jennifer Love Hewitt strikes me as the kind of person who thinks Africa is a country, located “somewhere over there where it’s hot, right?”

  46. You know…I’d give her a chance with me. I think she’s earned it.

  47. Kangaroo

    She should grow a big moustache.

  48. I Don't Believe It

    The so-called source in this kept calling her “Jen,” which says to me that maybe he was just making it up. No one actually calls her Jen. Maybe he doesn’t actually know her, Jamie Kennedy, or anything about the sitch.

  49. Heather

    This is a complete bunch of crap. I saw them at Disneyland just Sunday night where they kindly took a picture with my little boy at The Enchanted Tiki Room and they seem perfectly happy together.

  50. pat c

    didn’t he publicly bash his last assistant for starting cheating “rumors”? looks like the assistant wasn’t making things up…

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